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Where to begin? What to say and how do I go about saying it correctly? I have always been one to get to the point so I might as well hurry up and get there. I am leaving Cerb and I just wanted to say thank you and goodbye. The reasons for my departure are not even entirely clear to me but I just know that it is time to go (at least for now). I am not the same man that I was when I first logged and chose my handle almost three years ago. I thought I needed time away in the past and I took it but to no avail. So today I have finally come to the decision to walk away and give (hobby) retirement a go. Some of you may have noticed that I hardly post anymore, I haven't written a reco. in months and I have gone into virtual hiding...almost lurking. This is not the person I actually am and if I can not enjoy something that is by its very nature fun and exciting then what is the point? I have met some wonderful ladies, had some amazing conversations and unfortunately had an argument or two but such is life. One can't experience the highs without having experienced the lows to contrast them to. So, once this thread is created and posted I will have some last minute housekeeping to do on my profile, copying of email addresses, messages to be sent and things of that sort. Followed by my resignation from Cerbs Town Council...yes I was on council since its inception AND I enjoyed my time there. Sadly I believe that is one reason why I must say goodbye. I found myself being less and less concerned with hobbying and more worried about "Council" stuff. Guess I forgot the main reason I was here was to make friends and "shag." Ha ha. Please don't get me wrong Mod and the other councilors are fantastic and I was honored that Mod chose me but...well...it's no longer for me. As I said the remaining Council all have the best interests of the board at heart so you should all be secure in that! Well as I said all good things must come to an end and so too does my message. Thank you one and all for making my Cerb life happy and enjoyable. To those of you who I have met thank you for allowing me to bask in your company. To those who I didn't meet, for whatever reason, all I can say is "guess it is my loss." To Katherine, Isabella and Penelope a special thanks for...well just being the ladies who you are. I have enjoyed our friendship and who knows possibly our paths will cross again if I pick up my hobby again in the future (which is always possible). Thank you all and take care of yourselves and each other. One last goodbye from Fenway Park...

this post's going to be something of a downer and for that I apologize. Every once in a while I fall into a total funk. It's someewhere between having absolutely no energy to do anything and yet at the same time feeling very restless. Feeling really down on myself and on life in general. Somewhere between feeling impatient, pissed off and depressed....all the time! There's no cause or trigger for this that I can determine and it usually just happens. Basically it's that "waking up on the wrong side of the bed" feeling but it lasts a couple weeks and then passes. I've fallen into that same Total Funk this week. I know a lot of people will say "Have great sex! That should cheer you up!". But considering my current lifestyle (seeing SP's) and the time of year it is I simply cannot afford to. And even if I could I don't think that would help and would probably just reinforce the whole "feeling down on myself" feeling. I know it shouldn't but I know myself and it would. There is a point to this self-pity post...does anyone else fall into these total funks? If so what do you do to fix it? I usually just have to ride it out but it's no fun at all. Thanks for listening everyone! Posted via Mobile Device

Hi, So I think we can assume you are new to this and thinking about seeing an SP for the first time. I remember my first time and the nervousness and uncertainty about many of the issues involved. I was fortuante enough that my first experience was with Jade who was one of the sweetest ladies around. She took the time to answer my questions, make me feel relaxed and made my first visit to an SP a very positive experience. Sounds like you need the same thing. I have one word for you... SOLEIL! Give her a call or PM her on this board. Cheers and have fun. Just remember, what ever game you play, play safe!

^^ and adding to this above: - BE HUMBLE. Arrogance, sense of entitlement, and attitude are really unattractive no matter how beautifully you may be packaged. You may be paying, but the sp has chosen to see you and you are her guest. Act like a human.

Santa, I wear a size 8 and you can get them at Town Shoes: http://townshoes.com/womens-shoes/over-the-knee-boots/ I promise, I was a naughty girl all year!

I think that closes the door on the subject of whether she's legit or not. We've had two separate people verify that she's at least 18. That's the important thing. As for all the talk about it being too young, then really, don't make an appointment with her. Some hobbiests prefer younger SPs, some don't. Just don't look down on the ones that do and tell them to "clean up their act" as someone put it. We all came to this community for acceptance and support, not for more judgement. People on both sides of this hobby get enough of that elsewhere. Personally, now that two different CERB members have verified that she's legal age, I'd have no hesitation to make an appointment with het and I hope she does become part of our community.

Love those miraculous recoveries. :) It must be Christmas :)

I've decided that taking the bus would be fun and exciting, and at first it was..I wondered why everyone had their "bus face" on, but, that's probably because I was new the the entire adventure of busing and couldn't possibly understand it. Today, I was alone on the bus for the first time in ten years. I've come to the conclusion that I too should wear a "bus face" because sucking it up is not an option. This may sound critical or cruel but I have a few suggestions for everyone taking the bus. Okay, mostly for the annoying or annoyed. Firstly PRIORITY SEATING! I'm seeing far too many youthful and healthy bus-ers having to be told to take a hike or being yelled at that a priority seat is needed. LESS COLOGNE OR EAU DE HOE! Phew, Is it stuffy in here? Did someone just spill a bottle or perfume? Some people are allergic, couldn't they just wait until they reached their destination to douse themselves with the bottle? NO BUMS IN FACE! Please, if standing is required, grab one side of the bus and face bum inward towards center and not my face. PRIVATE CONVERSATION ARE PRIVATE! and I really don't want to hear about your roommates syphilis headaches. GERMS! Please cover your mouth when you cough and not with your hand just to smear it on the bus. LOUD MUSIC! Do I really have to hear your Justin Beiber? And if you have to play it so loud because it's obviously "your" song, why do you still have your "bus face" on? Is it really too much to ask? Anyone notice anything else that annoys them? Next time I take the bus, I will most definitely take some soduko and music or maybe read and never be left stranded again.

@ Phaedrus... I am with ya brother! Today's highlight? Playing hooky and taking my *coff coff* sick time to travel home for my mini Christmas with the family. Back Sunday.....

Ahhhh money... and pink.... Money - Pink Floyd

I would never turn down a chance to be with these fine ladies... regardless of their age, they are still very very attractive and desirable..

It's the people that decide to stand in front of the back door and block the way of the passengers trying to get off that drive me nuts. I want to yell and swear at them. Next are the inconsiderate assholes (and it always seems to be guys) that sit slouched in the sideways seats so that their legs and feet are well into the isle and risk tripping me. They don't even try to move.

Eating....your food may smell wonderful to you but that mess in your tupperware container is really offensive!

Basically, there are a few things you can do to up your chances of a wonderful appointment, but even then, there are still going to be SP's and clients, who despite their best efforts, just don't click. It happens. That being said, here is what you can do to up your chances: -BE CLEAN--this means showering before the appointment and making sure everything is squeaky clean (this is always important, but even moreso if you are seeing a provider who offers bbbj--because let me just say, nothing is grosser than cheese dick. You know what I'm talking about). -BE POLITE--nothing is a bigger turn-off than offensive questions and comments. If you are not sure if something you want to ask or say might be offensive, err on the side of caution and don't say it. Or, at least preface it with some kind of disclaimer, "I'm really not trying to offend you, I am just curious if...." Don't ever ask personal questions such as "what's your real name?" or "do you have a boyfriend?" Just as I would NEVER inquire about your personal life, by the same token, I would hope that you would not ask me personal questions. It's one thing if the SP or client offers up this information, it's quite another to ask for it. -RESPECT BOUNDARIES--this is kind of a sub-category to being polite. Most of us state very clearly on our websites and in our ads what our restrictions are. Don't try to cross those boundaries. Saying things like, "Oh I'm really good looking" or "but I've been married for 20 years!" isn't going to make us change our minds. We put those restrictions in our ads and on our websites so that we don't have to sit down with you at the beginning of the appointment to go over what is appropriate and what isn't. Because nothing kills a mood more than "Ok, so you can do this, but don't ever do this. And if you do this, I'll do this." Etc. If you're not sure, ASK FIRST. Don't just do it and hope it's okay with the provider. Just as I would never stick my finger up your ass without asking first, don't stick your finger up mine without asking, even if you read in a review that I'm okay with ass-fingering (just an example). That's pretty much it. If you can keep those straight, you should be golden.

I already posted but was in a non-selfish mood that time. Today I am and since Meg ask for our selfish list. Here is mine ...

no that is not me, im french canadian and im 5'1 100 pounds full b or small c natural breast tan skin green eyes always wear stockings very small active stage ummm my name on stage is actually melody..dunno how to upload a picture my hair is just a little passed my shoulders it was black but is now brown.

It shouldn't be a tough at all, if your spidey sense is tingling in regards to her age...stay away. Don't get caught thinking with your little head 'cause it ain't gonna help you if she is underage and you end up sharing a cell with a guy name Mickey!

Stealing the virginity of couchs:D