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1. Be honest. If you exaggerate your sexual prowess, you diminish the power of the recommendation. No one will believe that you came 14 times in a 1 hour booking and that the power of your splooge knocked a hole in the wall. Stick to the credible events. 2. Concentrate on HER. The thought of your large hairy white ass shaking the bed while you attempt to reach climax does nothing to titillate me. It gives me penis deflatus. On the other hand, her acumen, her abilities, her look, her style does titillate me. It gives me penis inflatus. 3. Don't write up your FIRST experience until after your second experience. Let's face it. Your first time, your very first time with an SP is amazing. She did things to you that you only imagined in the wateriest of your wet dreams. You won't know how amazing she was until you have something to measure it against... and your right hand doesn't count. 4. Don't be afraid to say "it was incredible." As Emma has said, it is possible to achieve your goal of expressing delight in a very few words. 5. If it was bad, keep it to yourself. CERB is a recommendation board. Personal tastes vary. I FUCKING LOVE brussel sprouts. My kid FUCKING HATES brussel sprouts. See what I mean? Just because you didn't click doesn't mean she was bad, it may just mean that you and she aren't compatible. Nobody else needs to know. Plus it's a rule. An important rule. MOD made that rule. MOD is omnipotent. He has the power to kill you with a single glance. Okay, maybe not the single glance thing. 6. If you are going to write an erotic novel in the reco thread, get it pre-approved. Not everyone is comfortable with graphic accounts of your sexual odyssey. You may think you have written an amazing tale, but if she says she isn't comfortable with what you have written, see rule # 4. If she likes what you have written, fill your boots... publish. 7. Some things are better left unsaid. If you were pleasantly surprised by something that just "happened" don't brag. You may have received a bonus, but no one else needs to know. Nudge nudge, wink wink, SAY NO MORE. 8. Rebooking is the best recommendation. Let's face the facts. A recommendation is fantastic but it doesn't pay the bills. If you had the bestest wobbly at the knees tingling at your toes head in the clouds experience, the best way to show your gratitude is a series of return engagements. Write a reco by all means, but back it up with greenbacks. 9. TOFTT The concept of "taking one for the team" doesn't really make sense. You booked, you paid, you came, you went home. I didn't even feel a tingle. The addition of these letters doesn't do anyone justice. Leave it out of recos. 10. Make all your recommendations sound like they were being narrated by Morgan Freeman. I'm just fucking with ya. Morgan Freeman played God. He shouldn't be reciting erotic stuff. Try Samuel L Jackson.

I just posted something in a reco for a first time visitor to Ottawa. This has been an issue as long as I have lived here and has cost us the company of many outstanding women. Here is the post: "Ok, I've gotten several PMs telling me how wonderful XXXX is and thanking me for the reco. Wondering why they aren't adding to this? I'm asking for purely selfish reasons, I want to be sure she is here so I can see her again! Here's what one PM said about her: "Thanks for your XXXX review. I met her tonight and she was a gem. Like, you she managed to slip on a hat without my realizing. I was totally stunned when I found that it was already on. She's remarkable!" This applies to anyone, not just Yoko. If you like a girl be sure to tell everyone. Some of them will leave town early if they are not busy, others will not return. It's crazy not to share info about a good provider, even if it makes her harder to see. At least she will be here to see eventually!" Come on guys, this helps everyone. It's a no brainer! Please????

Recommendations are lovely things, but not essential for a companion's success in this industry. The great majority of clients either don't know about review or recommendation boards or they know about them but don't post on them for all kinds of reasons. The character of reviews on some of the boards is so mean-spirited and destructive that I'm not sure it's to any woman's advantage to be reviewed on them. Indeed, there have been more than a few notorious campaigns on some of the review boards where a cadre of members have chosen to target some of the best-reviewed ladies, posting so many unfavourable reviews that the companions were eventually driven out of the business or forced to re-invent themselves and start over after taking an enormous financial hit. At the same time, positive reviews are too often dismissed as shill unless posted by long-standing members who have written a great deal on the site. Paid companions who are over 40 or who are larger can do very well in our industry, but usually won't be reviewed anywhere nearly as often as young women. This is not because there's anything wrong with them, but because clients seem more interested in keeping their liaisons with them private for a host of personal reasons. While recommendations and reviews can help identify a potentially suitable companion, there are many ways to find us. Some paid companions don't purchase a lot of online advertising, usually because we have a network or client base that's large enough to keep us busy. Even so, Google is a great resource since most companions' websites are optimized for search engines. Everyone is different, of course. What one man enjoys won't interest another, or the way that a companion expresses herself may be more engaging for some men than for others. The best thing is to take a bit of time, exchange some e-mail and perhaps a phone conversation or two. With a bit of thought and care, you should be able to find a companion who can provide you with the kind of experience you want to have.

Congratulations Meg and Old Dog on your ascension to Mount Olympus. Your accomplishment comes with great respect for your contributions. Well done and keep it up.

So this evening Old Dog and I were exchanging a few messages on our profile pages. After a few back and forth messages he wrote: "Whew. I thought my patent leather shoes had a crack in them. :wink:". I felt quite silly because I didn't get the joke so I contacted him via PM to get an explanation. This is what he sent me: "... better to show you... Patent leather shoes are the really really shiny shoes that men wear with tuxedos. It's an old joke - Boudreaux went to the store and bought him a pair of patent leather shoes. After seeing how mirror looking they were, he decided to go to the dance. He asked one lady to dance. He then tells her, "You are wearing red panties." She asks how does he know? He looks down at his patent leather shoes. He then asks another lady to dance. He says, "You are wearing blue panties." She asks how does he know this? He then looks down at his patent leather shoes. He then asks Clotilde to dance. He looks at his patent leather shoes about five times. He asks Clotilde if she is wearing any panties.. She replies, "No" He says, "Thank God, I thought my patent leather shoes were cracked." Hopefully, being French will not be held against me (lol)! I would be interested in learning more about some of the expressions you use and perhaps about some that are typical to your region/province. I know Emma Alexandra, being from the maritimes, sometimes comes up with expressions I have never heard before and make no sense to me! I always get a good laugh when she finally explains them to me! Care to share some with me? Additional comments: If the expressions are 'way out there' or the meaning is not quite obvious, an explanation would be awesome ;)

What you just post Emma got me to thinking, and I hope I'm getting this right. Some ladies who tour, they go to what I'll call, non mainstream cities (smaller populations and off the beaten path so to speak) If no recommendations come from that particular city after the lady tours, well the next time the lady chooses to tour there, she may get less bookings. And why, few if any recommendations for the touring lady from a non mainstream city may lead guys to seek other ladies. Soon, it isn't worth her while to go to the non mainstream cities, and just stick with bigger cities where the expenses associated with her touring she gets back in enough bookings So if you want one way to ensure touring ladies to keep coming back to your city, or put your city on her touring list, follow up the encounter with a recommendation A quick rambling RG

I feel an enormous sense of calm and fellowship. It's almost as if a weight has been lifted from a place close to my heart. It's really wonderful. People are talking and having fantastic conversations. No one is fighting. It's kinda.... nice.

This is very true...i have pages of recos for Ottawa but you wouldn't know it unless you asked me for them...thankfully i think you can still see my Halifax ones and my most recent for Brandon. I'm not dead people i'm still ALIVE...lmao

In the announcements areas we are trying a new feature This feature will put a photo thumbnail in the thread view page if you include a IMG in your post. It uses the FIRST image you include in your ad and makes a thumbnail using it. For instance if I did this you can now see a small 50x50 thumbnail would show in the forum display page http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=280 (Click Link to see) Note: This will not work in the mobile version unless you are using the lower bandwidth ipad system. This however may greatly increase bandwidth for people using the ipad system so I may need to remove this. We can see how it goes first.

Gentlemen, I almost didn't write this as I am reluctant to share this immensely sexy find we have in Kingston. About 2 weeks ago I had the outstanding luck to meet up with Serena our wonderful new friend in Kingston. All of Serena's photos are real and 100% accurate. She is tall beautiful toned and fit Asian woman. Serena arrived at my location exactly on time and in the requested lulu lemon pants. She quickly put me at ease as we sat and chatted for some time over wine and smokes. She suggested we get into the hot tub then revealing her wonderful shape in an outstanding bikini. I want to stop momentarily here to express that she has one of the finest behinds I have either seen or felt. Its rock solid and perfectly shaped. It looked so fine as did the rest of her when she slid into the hot tub. She is neither GFE or PSE but a mixture of the best of both and its a great cocktail. She is very safe but the passion that oozes from her makes you forget all about the safeness and your soon lost in a heated sweaty frolic. I wont go into heavy details but she is a skilled and mind blowing lover. I felt like her king and I couldn't wait to go again and again. There is just not enough I can say about Serena. She completely blew me away in all respects. She highly intellectual and world class conversationalist. Gentlemen you will not be led astray if you meet up with Serena. To you Serena I cannot wait to be back from Quebec and see you again. You have set the bar very high in Kingston my friend.

I posted this in the Ottawa section and am reposting here as i am sure it is an issue not only here: "I just posted something in a reco for a first time visitor to Ottawa. This has been an issue as long as I have lived here and has cost us the company of many outstanding women. Here is the post: "Ok, I've gotten several PMs telling me how wonderful XXXX is and thanking me for the reco. Wondering why they aren't adding to this? I'm asking for purely selfish reasons, I want to be sure she is here so I can see her again! Here's what one PM said about her: "Thanks for your XXXX review. I met her tonight and she was a gem. Like, you she managed to slip on a hat without my realizing. I was totally stunned when I found that it was already on. She's remarkable!" This applies to anyone, not just Yoko. If you like a girl be sure to tell everyone. Some of them will leave town early if they are not busy, others will not return. It's crazy not to share info about a good provider, even if it makes her harder to see. At least she will be here to see eventually!" Come on guys, this helps everyone. It's a no brainer! Please????"

It was only a matter of time... but RG has surpassed the 20000 point plateau. Congrats buddy!!!! Whooops. Perhaps I should have used a better title... I googled Images for "double god" and this was the most popular return... heheheheeh

I don't know if congratulations have been posted already, but two of our well known and respected members have reached another milestone...they have passed the 20,000 rep point mark milestone So a heartfelt congratulations to Meg and Old Dog, on achieving this much deserved milestone RG

Reading todays highlight posts is my highlight ! Some really great people had a really great day ! Posted via Mobile Device

I like Angela cause she is like a fairy godmother!

new shoes! totally don't need them but omg new shoes that are totally amazing!

hmm, these days its them baby carrots im chowing at night.

We have to put up with TWO weeks of hype before they get to play the game, but looking ahead wouldn't it be great if the game is as entertaining as the two that were played this past weekend! Both teams are in a way fortunate to have advanced. The Patriots will remember history and their last loss to the the Giants in a Super Bowl is still fresh in their minds, so they will have added incentive to play well. Tom Brady, despite his record and statistics is beatable and the New England defense is still a question mark in my mind. The Giants and Eli Manning seem to have the football Gods with them and are peaking at the exactly right time. Is there a repeat of destiny in the works? I would expect that New England will be going into the game as heavy favorites, but with my tendency to pick the underdog, I am going with the New York Giants.

Ahem ... clearing my voice...are you ready for some Cape Bretoneze? Oh my jesus lord thundern bye!! Did ya see da one tits up in the ruebarb? Biff it to me why she's dare. I'll puck the shit outta ya if ya don't stop laughing. Lissen buddy deys trying to lead you down da garden path.... WHATEVER BLOWS YOUR HAIR BACK your so skinny you can smell shit through ya!! Your Up and Down Worst than a Whore's Drawers Dead as a door nail. It ain't worth a fiddlers Fuck. I'm so hungry. I'd eat the horse and chase the driver. Hand me the butcher knife. Did he go out west or down north stay where you're to , I'll come where you're at It's later now than it's ever been... You can't get there from here... fly ta hell! ok back to talking normal again...lol

yes RM but also in the big cities..like I said in Ottawa for example which i would say has the biggest participation on this board... Many ladies including myself visit there..But we hardly ever see new people. I love my regs in Ottawa if it wasn't for them i wouldn't be going there at all. They however don't do recos. So one can get lost in the shuffle ...i would say that most visiting ladies after a time will stop going..for this very reason..if the guys want us to keep going then recos should be done...if not then we will slowly but surely fade into the other cities.

I have seen a few threads about recomendations or the lack of and I just wanted to say I personally have not writen any simply because I have not read any. I make my decision on the lady's based on thier general reputation on the board and thier profile. Since people are looking for different things in the encounter and thier personal likes and dislikes may not match with my own I don't bother reading the recomendations therefor writing one seems irrelevant. My sincere apologies to the lady's who feel they need them.

This is a recommendation board? what? all this time i thought it was a bunch of people getting it on...hahaha..kidding

I must admit, I don't like this. Last time it happened I almost didn't write a reco (I did in the end, but I'd have been far happier about it if the lady in question hadn't asked). I just don't like being put on the spot. I suppose I could always lie if necessary, but I don't like that either. But then, if people need to be pushed slightly to actually write recos, maybe it's a good thing that you ask. I'm kinda torn on this. That was useful, wasn't it? Not. :)

Okie dokie, get ready for hokey. Neil Diamond was born in Brooklyn. He attended Abraham Lincoln High School. Abraham Lincoln High School also spawned another act, the Tokens. The Tokens recorded the Lion Sleeps Tonight. One of the original members of the Tokens was Neil Sedaka. Neil Sedaka had a famous cousin.... Eydie Gormé - BLAME IT ON THE BOSSA NOVA

Being able to watch Malika's kinky stream last night and then having to take a cold shower before going to bed.

Yes it is always nice to see a reco on your services. It allows you to know what it is that people are enjoying about your services. I am always seeing in discussion threads, " can any one recommend someone from....." And I always wonder why they are not looking in the actual reco threads? Also some people I know may be shy, but if you had taken the time to read a reco, then from reading that you decide to book that SP, why not add a few comments to support the reco?

The thing about recos is that you don't have to write a story....a few words can go along way. All you have to say is something like: I highly recommend this lady. Yes it's that easy.

GOod post! :) I've heard some gentlemen say they don't write a reco so they can try and 'keep a lady for himself'. But not letting others know how great your SP/MA is will NOT keep her all for you, it will put her out of business!

I guess that makes WIT, Angela of Ottawa, MegforFun and Old Dog the Mount Rushmore of CERB's Mount Olympus? Congratulations Meg and Old Dog! You can decide amongst yourselves who gets to be Chuck Norris.

Not being able to watch Malika's kinky stream last night because my ancient piece of crap computer wouldn't play it!! Posted via Mobile Device

I have a pair- they were pretty cheap, hard plastic with a little marble inside. They feel really neat! I find the sensation subtle but very pleasant. They're definitely a fun incentive to dance! (As if I needed any other incentive to boogie.) The only problem is that since I purchased the cheap, hard plastic kind, I can hear the marble clicking around in there when I walk! It's not terribly loud, and I imagine it would sound louder to me since they are in my body and I'm slightly paranoid of people noticing and wondering wtf that clicking sound is emanating from my vagina, buuut- now I only wear them around the house. I think I'd like to get a pair that's better made, because the idea of wearing them around in public is pretty exciting!

I own a pair of them from Lelo I believe. They are silicone and have a little string at the end...Not in the past year or so but I use to sometime wear them for a couple of hours around the house just for the fun of it. I like how they feel when you walk, the feeling is strange (but really nice!) you need to get use to it thought. They are also really go to strength kegel muscles. I would not use them for sex, but for masturbation with a vibrator...hello!:D

With all due respect, why would you publicly reveal a lady's incall location (good or bad)?? What about *discretion* for her and the gentlemen who decide to spend time with her? Generally, those details are only shared on a need to know basis.

It's not very often that I take one for the team, but I did last night and have absolutely no regrets! :D I have been talking with Avery, aka foxysummer for some time. We came close to meeting a couple of times before the holidays, but could not seem to get things to work out. She was very much worth the wait! We thought it would be best for her to come to my place as her incall location was in Gatineau, so I got the place all cleaned and ready to entertain. When she arrived I have to say Avery is a very attractive young woman!!! Beautiful long hair with highlights and really warm brown eyes. Anyone who has ever met me knows I'm not a very formal person at home. I prefer women just to come over in jeans and relax. Avery and I sat on my kitchen counter and had a beer and chatted for a while. She is really easy to talk to and very intelligent. Made the whole transition to the bedroom all the much easier! I never give much detail, cause I like to keep the details to myself, but I will say this...she has a wicked body and this woman definitely lets you know when you are hitting the right buttons!!! My neighbors can now attest to this!!!! She has gorgeous, perky breasts and a sweet ass and legs. It's always YMMV, but I definitely am happy I finally met up with this sweet and sexy woman. Thanks Avery for the wicked time...I will definitely repeat! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=55633

I just commented on the other board, and just to echo things. People often complain about selection in Ottawa. And when a new company is poppin up everyone is paranoid. My question is this, how would any agency get off the ground if ppl were slammin them before they even started? Glad we didn't start when the market was so aggressive. Don't get me wrong, sometimes, (many times) there are new agencies that flop. But there seems to be a few "micro agencies" that are operating recently, and many have some attractive talent. I think healthy competition is good for the market, otherwise it goes flat and stagnant. ( we have seen it happen in Ottawa) Some of our competitors look like they are upping their game. It will make us up ours and get creative. Clients win.

I always thought the right thing to do was to throw it at the wall - if it sticks, it's done. Or is that spaghetti? I forget... On the serious note that the OP intended... yes, condoms are the second-worst thing you can flush away. Q-tips beat them for completely fouling everything up, apparently. Send both down if you want to ensure a comfortable and early retirement for your local plumber.