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I am a regular client of Charlene. I have been seeing her for about 6 years now. She offers unrushed Full Service. Her in service location is discreet and quiet. She recently turned 40 but has the looks and body of a much younger girl. Her rates are fairly low compared to most but she will provide you with a safe (Covered) service that is completely unrushed as she often goes overtime with me. She is thin, tanned with a tight body. She has long curly dark hair. Her favorite position is doggy but I always ask her what she wants. I am shocked she isn't alot more busy but with the rash of girls showing up on CL and other sites I believe it may have hurt the industry. I highly recomend Charlene. You will not be dissapointed. She has a picture posted on another site. She is not that computer friendly but I told her about here.

Rule#1: Respect. Have it, know it, meditate on it and personify it. Other rules to ensure a good time: Be clean, like very clean, like very very clean, like bleachy clean - shower, bathe, then shower again and use copious amounts of soap on ALL parts of your body. Rinse well because you never know where lips or a tongue may end up! Communicate. Don't just talk, but listen as well. If you have certain expectations, then POLITELY express them and I'm sure that you will be politely told what is and isn't available. If an SP says not to do something - then just don't do it, end of story - don't try to talk her into it, you will both feel worse for it. Be fun, have fun.

Capitalman, I have to respectfully disagree. The extended warranties, on anything - not just TV's, have the highest profit margins of anything a store sells, higher than their credit cards even. Generally speaking, if there is something wrong with the TV, there is a great chance it will show within the first 6 months, well within the warranty included. Note as well that while most companies include 1 yr warranties, some (all?) Samsung models offer 2 years. In terms of 'burn-in' on plasma's, all the warranties I saw (both factory and extended) are pretty explicit in that it is NOT covered. Angela, There is much valuable advice in the above posts, I hope I can add to it. In terms of what to buy, I did a huge amount of research in purchasing a new TV for a family xmas gift (I can get kinda obsessive about these things!). I started thinking plasma, convinced myself that LCD was better, and then finally went back to plasma and I am very happy with my decision. Two points: 1) In order to get the best tv for you, you have to be upfront and honest about your viewing habits. Do you use the tv for sports? movies? video games? regular channel viewing? Do you plan on subscribing to High Definition channels (yes, they cost extra)? Where will the tv be? Where will you be sitting when watching the tv? Do you like to keep the tv on 'as company' even when you're not really watching? Do you fall asleep in front of your tv? Ask the salesperson: "Should I get LCD or Plasma?" - if they give you an answer then find someone else. If they say "I can't answer that" and start asking questions about how you will use it, then they very well may know what they are talking about. 2) If you are going from a 13" tube to a flat-panel, ANYTHING is going to look amazing to you. It's like going from a beat-up Toyota to a Ferrari - you won't really care if it's a 550 Marinello, a Testarossa or a 612 Scaglietti... it's a FERRARI! Hope this helps.

Now that is a mouthful! Man I can't even remember what half of them looked like forget about names!

I find it offensive when asked for a discount because I offer my clients the full erotic experience without cutting corners on my end. I have put so much thought and so much money into making sure the experience I offer is unforgettable, that I feel insulted when asked for a discount. For my sessions, I always show up with: A very good bottle of wine (not just the cheapest bottle I can find) Expensive chocolates (Lindt by Lindor) or other high quality brands A fruit tray with a delicious creamy dip A selection of expensive perfumes for clients to choose for me to wear Thousands of dollars worth of sexy lingerie to select from A full, portable sound system with erotic music I've spent hours putting together All of my clients pay full rate and some even top it up with a tip in addition to my rates. If you want a hamburger, go to McDonalds. If you want a high quality steak, go to 529 Wellington restaurant in Winnipeg. One wouldn't dare show up at 529 Wellington and ask for one of their steaks for $5 because that's what McDonald's charges. The most insane request I ever received was a man who emailed me and asked if I would give him a discount because his penis was 12 inches long. I laughed out loud and thought to myself that I if his claim was true, I should charge more for an 12-inch penis because it would probably split my body in half and give me a painful kidney infection afterwards. LOL

Bonjour, Cumquat, I agree with you about Daft Punk's video, its a great one (as impressive as their last tour, strikly genius!). Michel Gondry is an amazing director who knows how to create beautiful images out of simplicity. He also did great jobs with the White Stripes, Beck, Cibo Matto, Bjork and many others. NIN also made a lot of great clips, remember the short one that brought us into a toilet? It was very unique and impressive when it came out in the 90's! Do I always loved Rob Zombie (I am more familiar with his White Zombie period), I have to disagree with you for that choice, whats great about it comes from the imaginary of Kubrick so i would not include it in a list of best videos ever. I had totally forgot about Petty's Alice in Wonderland clip, it reminded me of that one If we are only talking about visual aspects here - not music - i really enjoy those two who were produced in the last couple of years: video and Justice D.A.N.C.E., simple but so great. I could go on for ever, they are so many... Ciao Lou

If you have any type of high-speed, there's not much that any of these 'accelerators' will do. I think for the most part, they just tweak some settings in your registry so that your system handles your incoming bits more efficiently. Really depends on what you're doing, how decent/recent your computer is, and the reliability of your connection. I download a ton of stuff directly from newsgroups from a paid subscription, and I can max my connection out at top speed all day if I wanted to. No accelerator is going to make a difference there. Honestly though, if you have a computer made in the last 5 years, with a recent big name browser of any kind, and a high speed connection - something else is slowing you down. Crap running in the background, network congestion, some kind of bug, etc. And it depends on what you you find is coming slow - if you're talking about torrent downloads, well that's a restriction your ISP has put in place to limit traffic for stuff like that and you cant get around it.

A recommendation/referral program is not the same as a 'review'. No-one thinks reviewing clients is either necessary nor will anyone likely want that!!! BUT a cerb approved badge or what the erotic review in the US calls a 'while list' might be good for the guys who use references within this system. It's a quick way to verify a client as legit and put the prospective new escort of his choosing at ease. If a guy wishes to be more easily accepted for an appt.. all he has to do is show his email.. linked to his handle and then she can check another reputable escort has white-listed him... simply meaning he's not black-listed :) not necessarily details about the guy.. just that he's safe/respectful and hygenic :roll:

Another newbie here, and more to the point, have never seen an SP before, ever !, until recently. I could not be on any list, let alone a " bad date list". I had to pass her "test", which convinced Me, that I, was going down the right road. She still took a risk (Bless Her) that I was not some smooth BS artist. She seemed pleased when I mentioned that I started a login at CERB. I am also a Oneatatimer. So the next one, if there is one, may/maynot take a chance on me. I wont be posting much on this site till I've done a lot more reading (cant type fast either). I am suggesting an additional way for the ladies to check out clients. How about a CERB Approved badge, for those of us that dont have tons of rep or posts (yah something like boy scouts) achieved by passing a test (defined by the ladies ?) to prove that clients/members have, at least, read certain pages on this site. (know the rules get badge, not play by rules lose it, you must rewrite) A lot of work ? Nonsense? Been tried before ? Mod, this site is outanding ! Hope I can fit in. My first post, be gentle please, I'm all ears. Gonna press the Submit button and see what happens.