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Maybe I'm overly sensitive, but I have to tell you that I do cringe when I see posts asking if members if someone has "used" a particular SP.. "Using" an SP seems to me to be contrary to the principles of CERB and it tends to objectify the ladies, a principle that all the members otherwise (pre)tend to disavow. Personally, I don't believe in "using' anyone. I would be interested in what the SPs in particular say about this. If some gents want to save face, now's the time.

After reading a few posts about common decency and how people don't show the smallest amount of appreciation for each other and the complete lack of respect, it made me stop and think....... Are we as a society forgetting our manners, or just simply being unreasonable. ? A recent event really caused me to shake my head in bewilderment, and reflect on how day to day as we go about our jobs, we often don't get credit or the least amount of respect for what we do for others..... Recently, flying back to Toronto, we were forced to divert in mid flight because of a NASTY line of thunderstorms across the US Midwest. I can assure you, this is no easy task in mid flight, but after a bit of adjustment, we diverted and although almost an hour late, landed safely in Toronto...... As we thanked passengers while they departed, a blustery 'texan' proceeded to berate me, rather loudly, for how late we were and how he may miss his connecting flight and how he may NEVER fly with us again..... It took all of my good manners to smile and thank him for flying with us......perhaps i should have just flown into the storm and shook the bad manners out this pompous ass......but of course that is not an option... which leads me to this..... Regardless of what we do, should we not at least expect the least amount of courtesy and understanding from each other ? Should we not give each other the benefit of the doubt ? Because we pay someone for a service, regardless of what that service is, does that grant us the right to be complete and utter fools and treat the person giving us the service grief because the service wasn't exactly what we had expected ? I would hope that we all stop and realize that for the most part, people WILL try their best to deliver as advertised.....sometimes, in spite of all good intentions, we fall short....even though of our best efforts.... There....I feel MUCH better.......forgive my rant...but I thought it appropriate in light of some recent posts ! SNK

Hello I am new to Cerb but my husband has been on this site for years. I just had to register as my husband has been bugging me for a threesomes for a little over 18 years, at first I was upset but we are very open minded. so I just said ok lets do it little did he know I called a male friend of mine to have the threesome as we are getting ready My husband is all excited then the door rings my husband answers and says can I help you. I started to laugh to myself thinking this is what you wanted. I invited my friend In and told my husband to follow us to the bedroom this is our date for the night. Shocked and confused as we started, but husband went along as if it was a joke, He was wrong 20 minutes passed and things heated up as my friend went down on me I told my husband to go down on my friend as he also wanted me to do that with another women, he replies are you serious?. That is not my thing. I said if you want to have fun with another woman with me you have to have fun with both men and women. My husband never asked for a threesome again, he wouldn?t go down on a man but expected me to go down on a woman. All the ladies that have gone through this situation, all I can say is go for it. find a guy and bring him home don't tell him who just make it a surprise. If he is willing to do it with man for you then you have nothing to worry about. Everyone wins. I just wanted advice but ended up giving a solution, I had to share this with everyone on Cerb. Kelly.

Just wanted to wish a Happy Father's Day to all the awesome Dads out there!! :bddog:

I've had a fever burning inside me, a fever, an ailment, a longing, a desire for a Toronto based hottie - the charismatic Chase. I have since received some treatment for my ailments in the form of a complete physical and some fine medicine. Let me explain. She has not toured in months so when I saw she was back in town I had to go seek medical attention. My examination begins with a welcome kiss, soft and passionate with a bit of teasing as her tongue darts in and out of my mouth. I'm feeling relief already. She is dressed in this black and beige ensemble - black trim with black/beige polka dots, matching bra and bikini and of course matching heels - damn she is so fine!! I give her the gift I brought for her and we take a few moments to catch up and just like that I'm drawn in by her and the examination continues. The heels come off, as we ease back onto her bed - me over top of her, savoring more of this medication. We continue kissing, my leg placed strategically between hers, her hands embracing me, running along my back and through my hair. Her body is inviting, more so now with this closeness and that perfume - yes - just a subtle fragrance, placed in strategic spots along that exquisite body. I'm still dressed and the motion of her hips gyrating on me and the passionate kissing was doing a number on both of us. I helped her to a sit up position - allowing me to remove her bra - tossing it across the room to the other bed. My own top followed suit as I move lower to free her completely. I did, tossing her bikini over to the bed. I returned to her lips - taking a quick detour to whisper in her ear what I think of her body...(readers, use your imagination) "thank you" she whispers. "You're welcome" I say and move back to her lips. I kiss her neck, moving slowly to her heaving bosom. I take one nipple in my mouth, slowly sucking on it then teasing it with my tongue. She moans - then came that familiar "oh fuck". I repeat this with the other as her moans increase in frequency and audibility. She whispers what this is doing to her..."I'll be back" I whisper and slowly worked my way down her body, alternating between licking and kissing till I reached my destination. I look up - she's looking down at me...my tongue tickles her softness...her eyes close and her head relaxes to the comfort of the pillow. I focus on matters at hand. Her body writhes, her hands reach down playfully running through my hair, her hips hoisted, offering me her delicate softness. Her moans increase..there is that "oh fuck" again...she uses one hand for leverage, propping herself against the headboard, I tease her slow...I tease her fast...I am a tease, I have to make up for much lost time. I look up...she is in a distant place...eyes closed, moaning, gyrating, coaching, "oh fuck". She let me know she was close..we kept at it...she's got both hands on me as I continue tasting her sweet elixir. I didn't let up, I made damn sure she was satisfied...I knew when she climaxed as she held me in a vice like grip, thrusting, moaning, her body convulsing from her spasms. I kissed my way back to her lips, "are you ok" I whispered, "I'm ok" was her reply. I moved back to teasing her nipples, first one then the other...but now she was doing a number on junior...I alternate between kissing her lips and each nipple in turn...as her hand continues a firm caress of junior. Goodness she did a number on him, lucky excited bugger wanted to go do some exploring of his own...on comes the cover. He enters her in mish. I reached forward for her lips...taking the opportunity to remind her I think she is hot..."thank you" she whispers. Her legs come up, I find myself in familiar territory..trapped in her pleasure prison. It's a great place to be! I was slow, she is warm, the room is hot, we are sweating...I can feel her...she can feel me. I tell her she feels soo good..she kisses me, teasing me again with her patented tongue movements - darting it slowly at mine, teasing me into thinking I could have it. I suck on her lower lip, teasing her with my own tongue movements, all while keeping a good rhythm. I quicken the pace...her moans become louder...the sweat pours, there comes the "oh fuck" again. Her hands continue doing a number, one's pulling me in closer - the other running through my hair. We're dripping wet, the headboard is slamming against the wall...she's coaxing me to the finish...I go in deeper, there's no separating us now. We're racing to completion...arms, legs...torso..every cell in both bodies united in the cause to achieve simultaneous orgasms. "Oh fuck".!!! It is hot, the sweat pours as we feel each others muscles contract, relieving the pressures of her long commute and my ailments. We lie in each others arms, sweating, panting, catching our breaths. I caress her some more while stealing more kisses. What a sweetheart she is.!! So, thanks to this medication, my fever has subsided, my desires satisfied, and I have a clean bill of health. Just in case though, I have a prescription for additional medication on a return visit. No line ups, limited wait times, no hassles. Chase is a busy gal in her hometown, which is why she has not toured as frequently as she would have liked. I like her stories, her passion and her pleasant demeanor. I posted a picture comment on one of her pics that she is a lady of the highest caliber. High praise I know, but definitely justified (in case you had any doubts). While Chase is not a CERB member (yet) she did give me approval (again) to post a rec. If you readers are in need of a physical and seeking a qualified/certified practitioner, Chase is accepting new clients. To schedule your checkup, contact Pink Kitty Agency as they handle her bookings. Sure, home remedies can be effective, but for some ailments professional help is the way to go. For readers and prospective clients, as with any professional encounter, you only have one chance to make a good first impression, so make it count - and - my prescription may not work for your ailments so politely discuss your symptoms to ensure proper diagnosis and treatment. Thanks PK, but especially thanks Chase, my sweet babe! Timing is everything!

I agree with megan's touch. I'm a service provider and I would be willing to entertain your fetish, but you would have to pay my regular fee plus a tip. I can understand that hobbyist have budgets too but, if you want a special service you have to expect that you will pay extra. I field about 30 calls a day from people that say they can't afford my service, some ask for fetishes just like you. My answer is simple: My prices are my prices. I offer specials from time to time, at my discretion. But that's my choice. If you want to see what I would charge to wear a diaper to your house in the manner that you want just look me up on CERB and we can chat. Have a good night Tulsa xox

We live in a world that is obsessed with instant gratification and a sense of entitlement. This was originally marketed by corporations as a way to draw new business. We live in a highly narcissistic society. Everywhere you look there are proclaimations of individuals sense of entitlement. We buy shirts that say "spoiled" or "princess" for our children and for ourselves. We demand more of the person who makes our latte than we do of our government - or at least more people will be vocal about their displeasure at the poor barista than they will about the government. It has permeated every level of society, every demographic. It has been something many scholars and scientists have been puzzling over. Where exactly did it start? And how bad is it going to get before it slows down? We are all selfish to a degree. It's part of our evolutionary survial. But it seems that bad behavior is being tolerated more and more. "The customer is always right". No, they aren't. And these kinds of company policies are a band-aid for a hemmorrhage. I also think technology has given us a free pass for rudeness. Though technology brought the world into communication, it also provided annonymity and furthered our thirst for instant gratification. Another piece to the puzzle. It is a complicated issue with no easy or agreeable solution in sight. People will always feel entitled. Companies will always want business. The two are feeding each other and our children grow up learning these behaviors. The best we can do as individuals is try to be pleasant (at least out loud), patient, and remember that we're all flawed creatures. Some are better at some things than others and everyone has a skill/talent that you do not. The most important things to remember are patience and patience. Posted via Mobile Device