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Hello Everyone, Just getting caught up on things here on cerb after being out West for awhile. Lots of interesting discussion, as always. The news from Tess, however, really caught my attention and apparently those of many many others, with well over a thousand having viewed her announcement about enrolling in rehab. A courageous and bold move, not unlike the persona she has built here on cerb. No sooner had I viewed her threads when, just like that, I received a request from her wanting me to visit. I was flabbergasted and flattered -- of course, I said, "Yes." I just returned from visiting "Tess" where she is undergoing rehab. She is very aware, and grateful, that the cerb community has her back, and asked that I post an update about her as I see fit. Tess is safe, but she is struggling. She is tired. Since enrolling, everyday has presented her a new challenge. She has had not good and really not good days. I reminded her that it is early days still, that this awful addiction has an 8-year head start on her. However, Tess spoke to me in a manner so that there can be no mistaking; she is very determined to beat this thing, to learn as many of the coping and other life skills she will need in order to deal with her demons once her time in formalized rehab ends just over two weeks time. Many of us have read about her courage. This afternoon, I was given the privilege of seeing it, up close, and it is no act, our Tess is for real. So, let's all let her know (again) we're still here, and that we've still got her back.

The best thing to do if you see anyone being slandered or smeared on CL is to simply flag the ad. The more people who flag it, the faster it gets taken down.

Hi guys! after some discussion with some of the other ladies, we thought it would be beneficial to have one single thread for the guys to reference who are looking for duos. LADIES: post who you are comfortable interacting sexually with as well as who you have met and would happily service another man with but maybe not interact with as you havent tested those waters. some girls are comfortable with other ladies but might not have the bi-sexual tendencies....however this would open up some doors we think as to if a gent wanted a duo get-together and wouldnt know who knows who :-) MEN: use these guidelines to decide whether you are looking to watch two ladies together and be pleased or just want to be pleased by not one, but two ladies who are comfortable/friends with each other. ok I'll start the ball rolling: I'[m comfortable interacting with Carrie Moon sexually and love to kiss her and snuggle her lovely taa-taas etc etc etc. I will also be doing Duos with SaraMQ (Thunder-Bay) as we have had for-fun threesomes in the past...hehe. I have also met and am comfortable with AngelaOfOttawa, Lovely Dorinda, and Soleil (Winnipeg)

This is a true story. In 2008, I was dancing at a strip club in Ottawa. I had two regulars who came to see me every Sunday when the club opened at 5pm. One was a man, I'll call him Tim, in his early 40s, the other a woman, I'll call her Jessie, (yes, a woman) in her mid 30s. Because the club was virtually dead at this time, I would take turns hanging out with them, and doing the dances. Tim thought it was silly I was bouncing back and forth between the two of them so he introduced himself to Jessie and we all sat together. Tim continued to get dances from me and he also wooed Jessie by buying her dances from me! This continued on for several weeks. I really enjoyed their company and their business, but at the same time, they stopped seeing me. I found out that they were now dating each other. I have no idea if they are still together today but I'm proud to have been a part of the story and helped "set them up." Now that's an amazing "how we met" story if I've ever heard one. Thanks for listening, Megan

I started travelling into the Ottawa area for business over the last few months and finally decided to add some spice into my dull overnight stays in the nation's capital. Bethany's Sweetest Massage first caught my attention here on CERB a few months ago and I had finally decided to give it a try. After a few email exchanges with Beth and one cancelled appointment (totally my fault, last minute thing at work and man did I ever regret it after I figured out what I had missed) we finally met and I was completely blown away. I can still remember walking through the door and being greeted with a warm and sensual smile by this extremely sexy, voluptous, curvy and very sweet woman, I must have melted right then and there ! Beth reminds me of a sexy Greek goddess, her assets are plentiful and in all the right places. Those gorgeous and very full breasts, that sexy backside, that pretty face and such a sweet and magnetic personality to top it off. As for the environment, it is very inviting, candle lit, soft music, totally stress free and very relaxing. Our session started by slowly undressing and caressing each other, this felt so GFE like, the closeness was incredible. Beth just knows how to put you at ease, something very special in the way she makes you feel so comfortable and so good about yourself. Next we went into the shower together where things got quite steamy to say the least, shower gel and a little imagination can go such a long way. It only gets better and better from here as this was a prelude no doubt of what was to come later. What came next is what I can only describe as a sensual and very sexy journey into pure eroticism where you completely lose yourself, lose track of time and fall into a daze like trance as this "Sexy Goddess" builds you to the point of total ecstasy and then completely releases you.......Need I say more, we can all understand. The massage itself was excellent, Beth clearly knows what she is doing and knows how to make you relax, great hands are also among her many other top notch assets. The rubdown is incredible as Beth straddles herself on top of your back and slides her body all over you, her breasts slipping and sliding from the generous amounts of lotion that she uses. If you have the stamina to endure another round, a further release of tension is just around the corner as Beth will work hard to get you there, she is absolutely incredible. As the session ended Beth sent me off with a hug, sensual kiss and a sexy goodbye. I can remember wandering the streets back to my car in a zombie like state, totally oblivious to everything going on around me. Completely amazing, I am hooked, Beth is quite addictive. What else can I say ? Too much perhaps, but I will say this, I have been back a 2nd time and planning to be back again real soon. My nights in Ottawa have never been the same since I started seeing Beth. I think I have now realized why Beth calls it the Sweetest Massage, but quite honestly it is that and so much more. It is all about the journey but let's face it, it is quite a sexy destination, dangerous curves ahead ! Al

As someone who recently visited Ottawa with a $300 price tag, I had no trouble meeting clients. You're ranting about visiting sps charging too much. And then you say it doesn't matter that they charge too much because they'll be disappointed anyways. So what is your point? If they overcharge, you're right, it's their problem not yours. So you must be annoyed that clients are paying more to the visiting sps than they do to you. You want us to charge less to compete with your business? If your business is so great, there's no reason to rant. If you're business isn't great, that's on you. Maybe it's not that visiting sps are over-estimating the strength of the market, maybe it's that you can't compete. Just saying.... And I don't know anything about your business or your sps. Just like you don't know anything about my business. Look at yourself first. Lots of visiting sps have no problem getting their rate and more.

If I have an appointment for 1pm and my phone hasn't gone off by 1:00pm sharp, I go to check it. I also make a point of apologizing for any stumbles along the way, even if it's not technically my fault. You're not being overly sensitive; she is lacking in basic customer service.

I actually kinda take offence to that " good sp's aren't cheap. And cheap sp's aren't good" I am not expensive and I sure as hell am Good. I think the donations should be reasonable as far as i can tell regular blue colar folks like company as much as the ones with lots of cash so why shouldnt it be affordable? Just thought I would add my "2 cents"