masterowls

I'm always available for a glass of wine with a beautiful woman. However, do be aware that in your case it might progress somewhat beyond that :-) By the way, I understand that voting opens today, how/where does 1 vote?

Dear Cindy, it sounds like you have a serious spyware infection, and possibly a virus. What I recommend, and use myself is a combination of AVG antivirus, the free version, and spybot search and destroy. If you run the programs I mentioned two things will happen, first, I'm almost sure that your problem will completely disappear. Second, I guarantee it won't happen again.

My bucket list is fairly short: 1. Play in the world series of poker(please note I said play, not win... The odds of winning are hugely unlikely) 2. Own a house. 3. Have sex with a porn star and tape it, so I never have to answer the question "can you get it up?" at a bar again. 4. have sex on my birthday, and actually wake up with her the day after. 5. ride in a toyota I-unit...(not available outside Japan, and as far as I know, still in beta testing there) videos are available on google and utobe tho I don't remember the links)

Seymour, having had a great deal of experience with both doctors, nurses, and the inner workings of hospitals/clinics I find it difficult if not impossible to believe that particular story. For one thing, a doctor who is on emergency call, which is the situation to which you refer in your post would never make an appointment with a service provider, simply because of the high likelihood of being interrupted. The second problem with that theory is that most cell phones used for that purpose are owned and operated by the hospital or clinic in question. If a doctor is caught using them for any personal communication at all, let alone with a service provider while on call, at the very least he would be up for disciplinary action, and probably get fired for misusing hospital/clinic resources. Therefore, a doctor who is with a service provider, and on a cell phone, is more likely on his personal cell phone, and not checking on a patient.

An aside for those who don't have tattoos... Anyone who says tattoos don't hurt lies you are being poked several hundred times a second with a sharp object... Of course it hurts! Once you get used to it though, the pain becomes almost enjoyable in a zen kind of way. Also keep in mind a new tatto is a wound... they bleed, leak ink, scab over, and can become infected if not looked after. Generally your new art won't really look it's best for 7-10 days after completion... That said I have 1, and definately want more.

good advice...

Sabrina, I believe you. You are a fairly tall woman. Tall women do tend to carry more bone mass than other more virtically challenged Women. If you take care of your self then it is entirely possible that you do have a 26 inch waist.

I also have a cell phone, and it is not attached to my ear either. As a matter of fact it's semi-permanently attached to my wheelchair by Velcro. This means that it is actually impossible, unless I use a Bluetooth device, for me to have a private conversation on the cell phone. Since I lost the charger for my Bluetooth, I almost never talk on the cell phone. As far as texting goes, there are exactly 2 people in the whole world I text with any regularity. One is my father if I think he may be worried, or if I'm going to a restaurant, and think he may want food. The other knows who she is. I actually find having a cell phone more inconvenient than helpful most of the time. If I didn't need one for safety reasons, (wheelchairs get flat tires, dead batteries, flip over, and all kinds of other delightful problems more often than manufacturers would like to admit) I wouldn't have one. Unfortunately I need a way to contact either my father or the appropriate authorities if something goes drastically wrong. In fact a couple of years ago, due to an equipment failure, I actually broke my leg while driving my wheelchair. Fortunately at that time I wasn't far from moms place, she happens to be a nurse and after looking at it sent me straight to my doctor. But, if I'd been anywhere else I probably would have had to call an ambulance. The moral of the story being that cell phones do have a useful purpose, it's when people forget that purpose, that they become the most annoying device on the planet. :-)

I also like to allow myself a little extra time. It gives me a minute or two to go to a flower shop, or pick up a nice bottle of wine. I find it surprising, how many ladies are completely shocked that I took the time to pick up a small gift on the way. I find that it usually enhances the experience significantly. It's amazing what happens if the lady feels that you made an effort to make her feel a little bit special.

I found it on google while trying unsucessfully to locate an escort in Kimberley BS

There is an elegant solution... make a list of the girls who most turn your crank physically, we all have that list in mind, then narrow that by which ones are either close enough to see without flying, or driving more than a fixed amount.(or are passing through on tour) Then contact the ones left and see which is a good personality match. See her... you'll have a blast.

Left 5 young nephews a sister and my mom back in Kimberley BC 2 years ago. I haven't seen any of them since. Don't get me wrong, I love it here, but I know how you feel.

Just for myself, this is the procedure I use. 1. I usually try to book at least 24 to 48 hours ahead (mostly because I generally prefer in calls and most girls end up having to partially rearrange their space in order to accommodate my rather large wheelchair) the dimensions of the wheelchair for those who are interested are 26 1/2 wide by 36 inches long, the weight is somewhat over 400 pounds. 2. About three hours before the appointment I call to confirm that we are still on. 3. On the way out the door I call again to confirm that she is expecting me and confirm that I have the correct information (including donation amount) just to avoid any inconvenient misunderstandings. The key is communication.

Dear Sasha, many of the members here consider this site a sort of online family. It's not okay to be rude to your family, so why would our beloved Mod allow such nasty behavior here? Welcome home, please relax and enjoy it.

Lindsay, Actually being a prostitute is not, and has as far as I know never been a crime in Canada. What is illegal are any of the activities associated with prostitution. Keeping a common bawdy house, solicitation, etc. etc. etc. believe it or not it's even illegal to call a woman and discuss paying for sex. Some obscure law involving using public communications to further a criminal enterprise. I studied it in my high school law class. What the criminal code does, is effectively make it impossible for a prostitute/sex worker to function within the law, without actually making prostitution itself a crime. The law was set up to make it as difficult as possible for men to legally legitimately hire a woman for sexual purposes. A state which I find absolutely ridiculous. Particularly since it is not cost effective to employ police manpower, Crown resources, and take up prison cells, to prosecute a crime that has been around likely since men walked on two legs.

Okay, I have two points here. First anyone who's stupid enough to spend time on his cell phone when in the company of one of these beautiful ladies, has serious mental defects. Second, most of us who have PCDs, also have voice mail, so we are not really out of touch even if the phone is off, as far as text messages, they are simply delivered a little later. They are in absolutely no excuse for rudeness. Very few people actually have my cell number, and that's so when it does ring, I know it's somebody important enough to answer. They all are also aware, that if I don't answer, I'm either away from the phone, or busy, and will call them back as soon as I can. (Right now my phone is on the charger, and I can't reach it) that's an example of away from my phone. An idea I like to use is telling people the hours during which I am most likely to answer my phone. I realize for some of the ladies this might not work because of booking flexibility, but for me it does cut down on annoying interruptions. These are just my ideas on the subject, I hope somebody finds them at least moderately useful.

Personally, I think whether a girl has tattoos, is sort of irrelevant, but if they are well done, and strategically placed, they can be a turn on. I think what really makes a woman attractive is not the amount of ink on her body, it's the personality of the person wearing the ink. Just an aside, there is one thing I do find personally unattractive, multiple facial piercings are not good in my opinion. (Of course this is my opinion) I don't mind one or maybe two piercings on her face, but I've seen girls with five or six, personally if I kiss a girl, I really don't want to taste her studs. I'm sorry if this offends some of the girls, but it's always been a pet peeve.

Dear Fine, I've never been called well written before. Thank you for the compliment. I also never considered myself particularly intellectual, so thanks again. I'm just another hobbyist, trying not to sound too silly. I do have strong opinions, which are based in the fact that I've had to learn to look at life a little more logically than others, simply to make up for certain physical deficiencies. For instance, I have received a number of very nice thank yous for sharing personal stories/experiences with CERB members. By my logic, if I am able to either enhance awareness, or assist someone else, or even simply convince other disabled users, that they aren't alone in some of the issues they experience, then I'm doing my part to make the world a little better that's all. I don't consider myself particularly special in any way, but it's nice to know that some people consider my opinions worth reading. love ya

Thought about asking an SP out once... but decided not to for 2 reasons, 1. I couldn't figure a way not to sound stalker-ish, and 2, why would she want to come home to a former regular every night?

I call Kat Von D...(La Ink) and Patty from Millionare Matchmaker

I know several famous people including singers, a couple porn stars, a few world famous military demonstration teams. I even had the home phone numbers for several members of Bon Jovi, until some idiot nurse cleaned out my back pack, and threw out the paper they were written on.

sounds perfectly reasonable. i mean not everyone likes rough play... if it's off your list, clients need to respect that.

As many of you will know by now, I'm on a fairly limited income (after bills I clear about $150). Every month I try to put $50 aside for "hobbying" expenses. Unfortunately, as is typical something always comes up. Things like unexpected dog training bills, extra groceries that weren't in the budget, etc. etc. etc. when I was in the hospital 18 months ago, I promised myself that the first thing that I would do when I was well is book a session. Needless to say, it hasn't happened yet. No matter what I do I can't seem to maintain the money necessary. At this point I'm so frustrated, I'm actually considering using the last of my credit card limit (taking a cash advance) to get it done. I know I shouldn't but I'm running out of ideas. Anyone out there got a better idea?

Right you are Masterowls, she is kind, caring and extremely sweet And I am taking that trip to Ottawa to see her this fall RG I wish I could go, but unfortunately my financial and physical condition makes it difficult for me to travel anymore than across town. Would you believe I can't even go back to BC to see my mother, because the government won't even pay for a caregiver, if I leave Alberta even for a day or two. No caregiver no travel.

Thanks Meg... I feel honored that you think I contribute that much.