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It's hard to believe it was May when I wrote my note on Cleo and Heidi (http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=28217&highlight=cleo+heidi). Since then I've thought about her a lot. I've been planning to see her but just never seemed to get there. Then recently there were a few posts about her and she caught my eye again. A few PM's and the next thing I knew I was in her fancy hotel room! So first of all, Cleo reminds me of Betty Rubble! Black hair, cute smile, curvy little bod and sexy swagger! We seemed to have a lot to talk about which took a good 30 minutes or more (good thing I knew to book at least 2 hours!). Eventually I left to use the restroom and when I returned, Cleo was on the bed naked....ooh ya! I guess talk time was over and it's kind of a blur what happened when, but it was all good! Cleo kisses like an angel and if I didn't mention I like lip rings, well I do. She has soft skin that I could run my hands all over forever....but my hands were needed elsewhere. Man did they get wet and sticky! So anyway, jump ahead a good hour or more and I'm laying there exhausted, sweating, smiling and still rock hard....I mean, she managed to drain two SOG's from me which is a hard thing to do, and I'm still standing like the north pole, so she must be really smoking hot and good eh? Well no guessing about it, she is. As usual, YMMV but Cleo has the right attitude and all the right stuff....I would be shocked to hear of a bad date with her from anyone!

That's totally interesting...thanks for sharing with us.

Wnrsntzl, maybe you just need to get a Real Doll http://www.realdoll.com/ and put her in a hotel and rent her out? :lol:

The kid must drink Dos Equis.

I have no idea what I wanted to be as a kid, however my one big fat career that I went to expensive schooling for didn't work out. I decided to quit it. And I don't look at it as quitting.....I merely woke up and realized it wasn't for me and somewhere lay something else for me. I'm not sure I've found that something else, but that wasn't it....and I'm happier now. Sometimes making a decision to move on is a good thing, not an act of failure but an act of intelligence!

I use http://www.servimg.com without any problems.

I am hereby hijacking this Timmies. Nobody touch it or you're gonna get hurt!

Does this mean you become an "Elite" member? Beware....you will see things you wish you didn't!!

I've been studying my elderly Dad lately and I see he (along with my late Mother) had a lot of failed friendships in his life....they failed to keep touch with ther friends. I've noticed I'm doing the same damn things in my own life and I'm afraid when I'm his age (in his 90's) I'll be lonely like he is, and not know where my old friends have gone. So simple things like a letter, an email, a phone call or adding someone on Facebook is a good way to stick your hand out and keep in touch. It's really important!

So I just need some clarity here....does Italian mean her butt cheeks are wrapped tight around your cock kinda like tit fucking? I can't help but laugh....haha...sorry.:sm185:

If you offer Italian please don't tell me unless of course you offer Greek as well because once I go Italian, I'm going Greek. Maybe it's called Italian because Italy is close to Greece?

There's some pretty stiff competition around here, but I'll have a go..... I came to CERB on a mission For girls with nice bods I went fishing But I had a brain fart And found girls that are smart With nice bods as well as ambition!

I'm going to hazard a guess and say most of these cereals still exist but just in a different shape and with a different label. I mean, sugar with some rice or wheat mixed in and pressed into a shape can be called just about anything! :-) Maybe one day here will be an Escort Cereal. Don't just eat your wheaties, eat your Escort Cereal before you go see your favourite girl!

Good thread. I've said this before in other threads, but I'll take the opportunity to repeat myself. I don't like reading rants from service providers about deadbeat clients or no shows or whatever, and I don't like ads that say things like: "I had a cancellation, so now I'm available." (no guy wants to think he's second best or just a number) "I'm working today." (No guy wants to know he's just part of your WORK...you're his fantasy! Can't you pretend we're your fantasy?) Ads that make me feel special and wanted and like I'm number one, and that help my fantasy that you are there just for me and only me, and that we will have the best chemistry and the best love connection ever ...those are the ads that turn me on and make me want to come see you!:handjob:

Maybe this thread could just be closed down? Obviously it's not a good thread for CERB. I can't even remember what I said, but I guess it wasn't good! So sorry...

Wow, that just about sums up everything Mod! I would like to add, that when I see a post from an escort to the effect of "Things are so slow, I'm offering a discount!" or "Things are so slow I'm quitting, maybe I'll come back later in the year." I run like hell. Why are things slow for her? Why don't guys like her? It's a warning to me. When I see things like, "Hey guys, I"m here as usual....come get me!" and I don't get an answer when I call, or her voicemail is full or I don't get a PM for a couple of days, I know she's hot and in demand and that makes me want her too! ;-)

Hmm...I guess there is both.

And here I was thinking Meg's muffin top meant she had some pubic hair....and I've been reluctant to visit her because of that! hehe...man was I wrong!

Pete! You're funny! I'm sure you're referring to VIGOR and you get it from different sources. The main ingredient is horny goat weed.....

For years and years I've used Polo cologne in a green bottle, NOT the spray but a dabber. Sadly they stopped making it a while back and I'm running out. The spray is different. I need to find a new cologne so I'm going to use some of the suggestions here, thanks!

1985, Victoria BC. I was partying with two girls in a cab. We smoked a bag of weed and drank a couple of bottles of wine in that cab (driver helped us with the weed) they took off their bras and got wild. I on the other hand got drunk and forgot about them, can't remember a thing after that. I would like to go back and get laid by those two girls!! They were the two hottest girls at school....the two prom queens man...the two girls everyone wanted and I blew it!

Toronto Escort Review Board (TERB) has an Ottawa section that is fairly popular and pretty much your only other option. There are some other small boards but none are popular.

I remember most of these cars guys! Too funny! My worst car was probably my second-gen Ford Econoline van. It rusted so bad I had a flat and the jack penetrated right up into the frame. The rear doors opened along with the whole side of the van! I painted it with tremclad and roller and roofing tar around the bottom. The original owner told me it started to rust 6 months after he bought it and Ford would only warranty rust holes in the first year. Don't even get me started on the sounds, rattles and other issues. FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily FORD - Found On Road Dead

Bucket List items I think I can actually accomplish: 1. Get my muscle car back up and running and drive it like I stole it! 2. Return to Australia 3. Visit Egypt 4. Work for Habitat for Humanity building a house for someone in need 5. Die with nothing, leaving "stuff" and paperwork and baggage for family/friends to deal with is rude!

I would be honoured if you guys would join the Fat Bastards BBM agency!