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hahaha...hillarious!

Yes, I could have masturbated 1000 times instead....darn, what was I thinking!!?? :jackoff:

Maybe he means a brown shower? Isn't there another thread on that? Or maybe it's some kind of lunch thing, you know....a nice salad with cheese and olives and some garlic dressing, but on your face?

I don't mind the stories of the gross men, but the ones of gross ladies makes me ill and want to go become a monk!

Come on!!! Let's hear them!!!

Oh yeah baby! I love all the skull pictures, thanks so much!! It's been a long haul getting to this 1000 post mark....I always try to post something from the heart and not just fluff to advance my post count. Thanks to everyone for welcoming me into this community. :razz:

hahaha...good one T'storm! :sm185:

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

Just before her account went offline I noticed it was changed to a new name, but I can't remember what that name was.....so I'm sure she's lurking....

Do you believe the number 13 is bad luck? Do you think walking under a ladder is bad luck? Break a mirror and get 7 years of bad luck? The number 13 permeated my life yesterday and since then I've had a number of bad things happen....but today I'm better and the number seems to be gone. Normally I don't buy into that stuff, but yesterday I did for some reason. I always walk under ladders, in fact when I try to avoid them bad things seem to happen.....almost like a REVERSE superstition! Weird.... I also have a lucky number that comes up a lot, so I buy lottery tickets with different combinations of that number...but I haven't won yet! I guess it's BS. I suppose I AM superstitious but try not to be. :bowdown:

It's especially insulting to me as an intelligent man when I'm with a girl and she decides that greek or msog is suddenly on the "menu" but for an extra fee....what a mood killer! Like others have said, the whole "menu" thing is practical but really sets a bad vibe from the start. I'm getting fussy in my old age and I'm finding I'm only interested in girls that just have a flat rate, greek or msog or BBBJ or whatever...who cares...I'm in it for the GFE and attitude and experience.....I'm not dining at a restaurant and wondering what's on the menu.....I'm a boy spending intimate time with a girl and that's what it's all about.

I've had almost 2 years to learn and grow and change from what I posted almost 2 years ago, and I still feel the same way: I don't believe tipping is expected, nor should we feel obligated to tip, but if you feel you got great service and want to tip, then go for it. And just because you tip once doesn't mean you have to do that every time from now on. And who cares if you tip before or after you get there....do it whenever you want, there are no rules about it! I have learned that tipping with gifts, especially thoughtful gifts, goes a long way to helping to build a relationship...just like in the real world.

There's guys advertising on Kijiji and CL and places like that, that will do it for 20 or 30 bucks.

Monogamy is a great wood, but I wouldn't want a whole house made from it.

Anyone recall when the Ottawa Citizen hid gold? Many moons ago.... The first gold was found by accident in a pipe along the Canal within a day or so, so they did it a second time and it lasted longer....eventually being found along a cross country ski path off Conroy road. They printed cartoon pictures in the paper which had clues in the cartoon.

Yeah, I must agree with Pete, nice photos on your website! Come back often, everyone here will treat you right.

I'm not exactly a naturist or anything, but today I was working outside and the sound of the birds was very nice. The air was crisp and a little chilly, but the sun was beating down and the birds were happy.

I don't use a proxy, but have. I own my own domains and simply create my own email addresses which I forward to my ISP email address, which I NEVER give to anyone under any circumstance. If I start to get a bunch of spam, I just change my email address and presto, no more spam.

God made me this way. :bjs:

Every time I go and look at a someone's photos, there's PistolPete's comments already there....he's always the first on the scene! And Pete, I appreciate your private advice and comments as well, thanks brother.

I am no expert, but a couple of little birdies told me she broke a rule which got her the suspension, and she's taking some time off from escorting....now which came first who knows, but I'm sure you or I would come first around her!

I hate it when someone decides to do an illegal turn and cuts in front of you just as you're accelerating and you have no choice but to smash into her, then she claims she's got a neck injury and gets an ambulance, meanwhile her car is being towed to the scrap heap and yours is not looking too good either, then the insurance screws you over and you get like nothing and then you hate insurance companies but have no choice but to deal with them anyway, and now you're out an expensive car and you start to feel hatred which you never felt before. I hate that!

Seeing (and driving!) vintage muscle cars that have been stored away all winter!

She sucks, pun intended.:sm185:

What does the GD mean? And obviously the guy was in a Tim Horton's drive-thru, so he shouldn't be on his phone while driving anyway! Drinking your piping hot coffee while driving is okay though, right?