NotchJohnson

Happy belated Birthday Amelia, hope you enjoyed your day!

Happy belated Birthday Mister C, hope you enjoyed your day!

I think it is possible to live up to a certain age and never masturbate, but for that to happen you must have sex everyday. If I was to have sex everyday I would never masturbate. Now that think of it I do have sex almost everyday, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday, almost Thursday.....

I have met some ladies that did not enjoy the nipples play but my experience led me to think outside of the box. Try giving her a massage, start with her back and when she or you are ready turn her over massage the legs, thighs, belly and eventually the breasts, don't concentrate on the nipples yet. Keep massaging her breasts and you will end up rubbing her nipples and depending on her mood she will let you play with them but respect the strength that she will allow you to give her on them. Hope this works for you as it did for me!

Congrats on reaching 1000 post mark Surf Nazis Must Die!

Well done Meaghan, hope to see more of your post. Reaching your first 1000 post is a milestone! Congrats!

I could sign my name, Notch Johnson Phd(Pretty Huge Dick) but I do not want to make myself feel superior to anyone else. All kidding apart I can't talk to people that have or think they have more brain then the average joe, it's like their sh!t don't stink.

Congrats Emma on reaching the 4000 post mark. You are one sexy and special lady to me. Hugs and kisses to you Emma!

I also enjoy getting a manicure and a pedicure, I'm sure some of you guys like that too.