Phaedrus

Another 'E'? Ethiopia.

Yes. Now how the hell did you make that work? And now for something completely different, and altogether creepier...

Carnaval? From the Carnival of the Animals, a reprise of Offenbach :) Camille Saint-Saens - Carnival of the Animals - Tortoises (with bonus 007)

OBJECTION!!!! We Canadians apologize for everything, whether it's our fault or not. It's just the way we are. But acknowledging the extreme hotness of a particular foreigner is in no way to the detriment of our home-grown ladies... Anyway, here's a pic of a good-looking Canadian. And hopefully the ladies will like the guy in red, too.

....said the man in speedos.

Excellent stuff, Julie! Congratulations!

OBJECTION!!!! You may NOT mention The Avengers without posting gratuitous pics of ScarJo looking outrageously hot. You're welcome.

Good shout, madam. +1 from me. But don't eat the little red chilies they give you with the pho. Oh, go on then, eat one. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Hey, any kind of association is good enough for this thread. But if you're going to bring Offenbach into it, then you're totally getting Orpheus in the Underworld.

OD: great to have you back. RG: please stop touching your wood. Or at least, turn the webcam off. :)

File under "Funny, because it's true".

To expand on this... and before I do so, I should add that this post is in no way aimed at the OP - I'm just throwing it out there for anyone who may appreciate it... I'm sure most SPs would be delighted to give you a massage as a prelude to other activities, if you asked for one. However, you should NOT go and see MAs thinking that after you've had a massage from them you'll get... more. The ladies who choose to be MAs rather than SPs do so for a reason; while I'm sure the reasons are different for everyone, you may rest assured that if any MA wished to do FS on a regular basis, she would simply do so and advertise as a SP. And yes, you'll doubtless hear of MPs or particular MAs that will give you "more". I have no doubt that there's truth to some of these rumours... but please remember that going in *expecting* this sort of thing is a sure route to disappointment and a lot of questions to which the answer is, "No." Again, I must emphasize that the last couple of paragraphs weren't aimed at anyone in particular... but if half of what I've heard is true, it needs to be said.

Back at ya... the mighty Orinoco!

To be honest, I really don't have an issue with just putting an envelope down somewhere after I arrive... just make sure the lady you're visiting sees you do so :)

Tromsø, Norway. No idea why.

Arejayell, I had *infinite* dreams. You can't raise me, by definition. And a mere twelve certainly doesn't cut it :) Anyway, just for you... dreaming is just imagining things while you sleep...

Ebbw Vale, which is more pronounceable than it looks.

Well, I'd say that was the right thing to do. I'm sure nobody else, whether MA or not, wants your flu :) I know some do. I'd have thought most would. If they catch your flu then they can't work for a few days, and that hits them in the pocket. MAs and SPs don't get sick leave, last I looked.

Wow! That's a long time! To celebrate, here's a rare picture of Spud from the archives.

This sort of thing came up recently. I don't have much to add to what I said there. However, I'm sure that if you let the SP you're seeing know your preference, she'll be more than happy to have no, one, or several SOs for the duration of your encounter :)

I was quite disappointed with the food when I was there. But if you just hop over the river, you'll find Brasseurs du Temps, which has very good food. And better and more interesting beer, for those who care about that.

Happy birthday, Emerald!