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I'm for world peace too.

Congratulations to the both of you! I didn't even know this voting existed till now, sorry I didn't get a chance to vote for any of my fellow CERBites.

I didn't even know this existed till now, sorry I didn't get a chance to vote for any of my fellow CERBites.

If you cleaned up your music library with one of these, you're old:

Congratulation Isabella!!

This just has to hurt a little:

3500 all ready? All I can say is wow!

I'm a bit biased, but I think version 1.0 was better. It could have been improved a bit and made into version 1.3 by eliminating the handbook and adding the casual work attire.

Way to go Cato!!!!!

...and when they wear just a neck tie: ...and when they wear boob neck ties ...and when they wear neck ties with tool belts

Old Dog, why can't they just love us for our minds?

I did some research, and part of it involves a spatchula, ice cream scooper and golf club:

I can't wait to read #2000!

I think the girl in #2 needs moisturize her hands a bit more. Remember ladies, wash your hands before playing with your friends:

Does it involve diamonds, mink coats or kittens?

I wore this on the subway today; some women just stared, some whistled, some yelled "nice junk", some came up to me to talk and spent the whole time just looking at my package and never even looked me in the eye once. I felt like just a piece of meat. Why can't I wear whatever I feel pretty in and be treated like a human being.

Can I have his job please?

Who is there with you???? I only ask because there is no way you were looking at the arms.

That's awsome Ava!

I thought that they never end, oh, wait a sec, I get it now, they auto repeat and I just watch them for hours on end. :)

I'm sure there are lots of subtleties that I'm missing, but couldn't one of the agencies add a private password protected area to one of their web sites, where they could share all the bad date info with the other agencies, and invite all the CERB SPs to join in as well?

This seems to be one of those situations where a guy can't ever win. Not all girls, but some, could be doing this while telling me if I can't look her in the eye it's my problem: To avoid the possability of ever making anyone the least bit uncomfortable, I'm just going to start wearing these all the time: