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Yep, on both counts, and very creeping in this case:

That's just incredible!

I forgot what I was going to say, I must be old.

Been there, done that, not too long ago, and NO thermometer or anything else anywhere near my ass.

I'm frightened and turned on at the same time:

It was bad enough with Polaroid photos and the risk that one would fall into the wrong hands and be shown around the neighbourhood, by hand, one person at a time. Ok, maybe 4 or 5 other kids at the same time in the gym locker room. With digital photography and instant worldwide transmission to millions, I guess the moral of the story is never take or allow to be taken any picture you wouldn't want your mother and children to see, because by hook or by crook, chances are they will see it.

It's now not so bad to go shopping with the SO at Ikea:

Jeannie. When variety is called for, she can turn herself into any other woman. She also has an indetial twin cousin, also named Jeannie. No risk of calling either by the wrong name.

The last thing I want to do is break any rules - what do you think I may have done wrong?

If you had Superman's x-ray vision, would you use it for good or evil?

Something that seems to do the trick: Being rocked to sleep by a CERB lady while she sings a lullaby.

All considered, I think the cat breastfeeding is the least of Kenny's concerns. I can only imagine what else this nutjob does and how she'll raise the poor lad. :(

Here's one more:

Patience has it's virtues. The Next6 is on sale for $158 this week at Walmart.

You know you're old when your friend's kids are chronologically as old as you feel. (I feel 16).

This may interest you: http://gearcrave.com/2008-03-23/how-to-buy-your-own-missile-silo/

Everyone has been very kind so far and never mentioned that I have way too much free time on my hands. Thank you everyone!

Happy happy Birthday!

When people say "it's like comparing apples to oranges", what do they mean?

I'm at a loss for words.

Fully trained:

What stove?