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That was so funny. Frank: Do you want to go on the couch and make out? Ashley: Ok.

Zingbot was sooooooooo funny last night. Restraining order, bahahahahaha

I couldn't stop laughing when Ashley was getting ready, and then Ian comes out the washroom. Britney was like, well this is awkward. Ashley getting ready with her ex boyfriend wiping his hands after taking a dump at the watering hole. Soooo awkward. Hahahaha

I like Dan so much better then Boogie. Dan understands the game a million times more then Boogie, I think in my opinion. He understands pretty much every little part of the game. The only person, I think who played the game better then Dan is Will. I honestly think Boogie is one of the most over-rated players in the game and just got lucky he could piggy-back with Will. Additional Comments: Last night's BB after Dark Episode was so boring. OMFG.

I'm still rooting for Dan or Danielle to win. I like them both a lot. BB after Dark last night was so funny. Danielle & Brit were in bed talking about penis's and straight pubic hair. It was pretty funny stuff. I couldn't stop laughing.

We should have a seperate thread, where we can talk about BB after dark and the spoilers, lol. I am addicted to it now. You have to watch it on PVR though so you can FF thru the boring stuff like them playing badminton tho, lol.

I have a bet with some people at work, we each got 3 people. I had Kara, Danielle, and Dan. I feel really good about both of them, I think they'll slide under the radar. I watched Big Brother after Dark for the first time last night, I won't spoil anything, but it was actually pretty good. Lots of stuff went down!

Agreed. It should always be mentioned ahead of time. Providers that I have seen who did have pets mentioned to me before hand that they had pets without me even asking. I respectfully disagree that the onus should be on the client, anybody with pets should be bringing it up before hand to avoid conflict, and save time. IMO, this was not the OPs fault.

I will try to make it out again! The last one I attended in the fall was a blast.

I think you misread my quote, I said I agreed 100% with the OP that the agency is at fault, I didn't say the agency is 100% at fault. The situations you are presenting seem very rare that they would occur. If we were to do it your way, it would mean clients maybe telling an SP they are allergic to bees before an encounter. Something like pets should be common sense to alert the party that is visiting the location. It should be a given to let the visiting party know this information and the onus should on the hosting party.

Sorry to hear that man. I can understand your frustration. I would be extremely frustrated too if I had that allergic problem. I agree with you though 100%, the agency is at fault and should have mentioned this. It could be a safety issue as well if the allergy is serious enough. This should be a no brainer for both clients and providers to mention this, for whoever is hosting.

[url]http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Around_the_World/2012-02-09/24980/Brothel_For_The_Homeless[/url] [B]Brothel For The Homeless[/B] Homeless people are queueing up for free rooms in an Austrian brothel after owner Peter Laskaris said it would be unfair not to do everything he could during the current cold spell. Laskaris, owner of the Red Rooms Laufhaus in the Austrian capital Vienna, has opened his door to the homeless as temperatures of minus 20 hit the city. He is offering 10 people a night a bed in his brothel for free, including a hot shower and a hot meal. But he added: "Other services are not included." He added: "We are not really doing much business in the current cold weather anyway and it is the school holidays - a lot of people are off away with their families. Lots of our rooms are empty and it seemed a shame not to use them for a good cause. "In these cold temperatures nobody should be left out on the streets." He said that every room has a bed and a private shower and each guest will get clean bedding each day and fresh towels. He said: "I have told staff to make sure that the ten rooms are reserved for homeless people. I don't want anyone out in the cold." And he added that it had been so popular that he was now in talks with other brothels in Vienna to open their doors to the homeless. He said: "The homeless shelters are completely full. People need a warm place to stay. Giving away 10 rooms means that we only have five rooms remaining in our brothel and these are running as normal. None of my goals are complaining â?? they will have a lot of sympathy for the homeless. "We have security staff here anyway but it's been no problem â?? everyone has taken up the offer has been very grateful to have a warm roof over their heads."

She is working with Ottawa Temptations, but PK has also been booking her on a temporary basis to help get her more exposure. I think you can book with either agency right now, yesterday I booked with Ottawa Temptations. Regardless though, she is someone you should all see. She's like a Kinder Suprise, so small & tiny, yet full of so much fun and will surely bring a smile to your face!

It wasn't Pink Kitty. It was Ottawa Temptations that I dealt with.

I just got out of a relationship about a month ago, and finally decided it's time to move on. I have been following Naomi's ad for a while, but haven't had the courage to call, just because of a million different crazy thoughts prancing in my head. Anyways, I finally grew a pair and called the agency. Before I even begin to get about Naomi, I have to give huge props to the girl who answers the phone for them. She just was super chill, sounded happy, was extremely helpful, and just made me feel at ease. I don't know about you guys, but for me, I'm like so frightened just calling an SP or agency. I know I shouldn't be, but I just am for whatever reason. I'm not sure of the name of the girl who answers the phone, but she just alleviates all that unnecessary stress. I don't know if it was that she was just so relaxed and happy, but it kinda just was passed onto me, if that makes any sense. I get to the location and meet Naomi, first off, she is absolutely stunning. She is just one of the most naturally beautiful girls I've ever encountered. And to top it off, she was wearing lululemon! Talk about an ice breaker, lol, we both love lululemon. I was so mesmerized by her looks, I was going to give her my satsuma present at the end of my time, but just handed it to her right when I walked in, lol. I won't get into too many details of the encounter as it's a YMMV type of thing, but I will say this.... Just setting eyes on this lovely lady will make your cock instantly rock hard, Just locking lips will make you feel electric & like the luckiest guy on the planet, The touch of her silky hair on your thighs when she's in-between your legs will make you quiver, As the suction from her mouth increases on your shaft, your moans will get louder, and you will breathe heavier. And giving it to her doggy style in front of the mirror will likely cause you to explode because it's pure bliss. This girl rocks my socks and just made the whole sesh feel real. With all the stuff going on in my life, Naomi just helped put me at ease, and enjoy the moment. I got 99 problems, but Naomi ain't one! LOL. Seriously tho, if petite, slim, young, funny, real, awesome, beautiful, sexy, girls are your thing, you will love Naomi. I know I did.

Lol omg, funniest thing happened at work today. I was working cash and helping this one girl. She gives me her credit card and it's (not important first name) but the last name was Bairbach. I burst out laughing bc I couldn't control it, my co workers were like why are u laughing and I was like just thinking about a funny joke from how met your mother (bc everyone watches that at my work), and the conversation started about that tv show and I could keep laughing about her last name. Anyways yah I'm an immature lululemon whore. Lol.

LOL, not at all man. I used to be embarrassed, but I don't care at all anymore. It is a little pricey, but the quality is amazing, it looks great, and feels amazing. I am such a lululemon whore ever since I started working there. I have the Kung Fu Pant, Formula Pant, and I just got the Presta Pant today. Haha, and that's only the pants.

I started working for lululemon part time about 2 months ago, lol, just because I wanted the discount (which is amazing!!!). I only started working 4 hours a week, but now I'm starting to work a lot more. It really is like a cult, lol. They push a lot of things on you, like diet, yoga, working more hours then you can handle, and a lot of mantra stuff, which is a whole other discussion. Other then the cult part tho lol, the people there are all pretty chill, and I love the hoodies, they are like the comfiest sweater ever.

I can see both sides of the coin for Valentines Day. For the people into all the mushy, smoooshy, tooooossshy, stuff, I can understand why they love it. All the power to them. Nothing wrong with that. I just am not a huge fan of it bc.... It makes most (not all) of the single people feel like crap because they don't have anybody. And it's a day that is a reminder that they are alone (which isn't wrong). Then all day long it's just thrown in their face with people getting flowers, bears, chocolates, etc. Then for the people who are just starting relationships. It can put tremendous amount of pressure on them to live up to crazy unattainable expectations on a day, when instead they should be just be enjoying the best time of a relationship, "the honeymoon stage", when they should be all around each other 24/7, kissing each other every second, texting, calling, whatever floats your boat, basically just enjoying the this is fucking awesome stage. But anyways, yeah for this Valentines Day, I'll be single, as I just got out of a relationship a couple weeks ago. You won't see me being sad tho, lol. My friend Kate, also just got out of a relationship, so we'll be celebrating Valentines Day together, no, not at Juniper, Beckta, Vittoria Trattoria, but we'll be getting our drank on at the Manx drinking apricot beers (which are amazing), and eating some amazing apps from there. The point of the last paragraph, is just that don't do something on V-Day, because it's V-Day, just do something that makes you happy. Whether that's drinking at a tiny bar in Ottawa (like lame ass me), or watching the hockey game, using crayons in a colouring book, dancing to LMFAO, or whatever makes your frown upside down, just do you, and that is what is important. I don't know, just in my opinion, not saying it's right, just my opinion, Valentines Day is just a day that never lives up to the hype (much like New Year's Eve). I find the best days are the ones that aren't planned, and just kinda spontaneously combust to awesome-sauce.

Thank you everyone :)

Hey all, I just wanted to say goodbye to everybody here. Long story short, I've met a wonderful girl thru some friends of mine, and the last thing I would want to do is jeopardize this new relationship. I not only wanted to say goodbye, I just wanted to say thank you all in that you have shown, taught, and just gave me on not just the whole escort scene, but a wide variety of topics around the world. You guys have taught me that seeing an escort isn't something mechanical. I thought the whole concept of escorts was more like a science, but in reality it's more like an art. It's not as simple as a+b = c (aka man pays money, escort pleases man = fun times). In reality, it's not just a + b, but there's countless variables like x, y, z (chemistry, respect, trust, etc.). The point of contact from the initial phone call to that final kiss/hug goodbye is never a simple linear line. It can be full of zigs, zags, and all that's in between. I've learned from this, not only in regards to escorts, but in regards to life. Planned things/events are over-rated (much like New Years Eve), and sometimes it's best to just fly by the seat of your pants, and embrace randomness. Sometimes the unknown will be better then our own wildest imagination. Originally I thought all guys who paid for escorts who sick, pedophiles, creeps, degenerates, (insert hurtful name here), but in reality it couldn't be further from the truth. After meeting a few of the guys at the social, talking to a few in chat, discussing topics in threads, I became like Tony Hawk (pro skateboarder, lol), and did a complete 180 on the portrait of a man who orders escorts. I've learned that the guys can be respectful, funny, educated, and really are just nice genuine guys. Same with the girls, I admit when I went into it with the false impression that escorts were druggies, dumb, emotionless, (insert more hurtful names here). In reality again, it was the complete opposite. Most escorts I've met are actually healthier then most of my active friends. I've yet to meet an escort that even smokes, or even have a puff of marijuana. The girls here do yoga, run on the canal, bike rides, you name it. They also are all very well educated girls with university degrees. Bachelors, masters, PHD, you name it. The girls here too have emotions just like any other girl, they aren't mindless robots. They are beautiful, smart, intelligent, and independent women. One thing too I've learned is about the CERB boards. Originally I thought the "coolest" people were the people who had the most reputation points, the most posts, or a silly members choice banner next to their name, when in reality, that has absolutely nothing to do with it. First off, I don't think anybody is cooler then anybody, because it's such a subjective term. I respect the person who might have a different opinion the me, but respects my opinion, and is willing to see things from a different perspective, and not just dismiss my views because it contrasts with theirs. I also respect the person who might not write everyday in the general discussion area, because he/she doesn't want to write about what colour socks they are wearing that day, but is willing to just write on my wall, a simple hello. The point is, respect isn't something that can be obtained thru posts or awards, but is something that can be earned in countless different undefined avenues. Originally the point of this post was to say goodbye, but I think it should be more about thank you. You have all taught me so much. I just wanted to say thank you. You are all wonderful people, and I'll think about all of you anytime I see crayons in the crayon box :) Goodbye CERB, and THANK YOU!

This is horrible advice. The guy who underpaid her is wrong in what he did, but blackmailing him is not the right solution.

I respectfully disagree that it's impossible to find someone who can fulfill all the needs of a person, whether it be sexual, emotional, physical, etc. I think it is possible (how easy it is to find that person is a whole new bag of worms) to find that person, it just can take some time. I don't know if you any of you ever watch How I Met Your Mother (greatest show ever), I always wish I was more like Barney Stinson, but in reality I guess I'm more like Ted Mosby. I've been in numerous relationships, some of have ended well, some have ended not so well, but in all of them, I did feel she fulfilled those needs, and didn't feel the need to search for someone else. I'm a glass half full type of person, I suppose. I do believe in monogamous relationships, I do not think they are over-rated. I might be in the minority here, but it's just what works for me. At the same time though, what works for me, doesn't mean it works for everyone else. Although, I disagree with poly type relationships, it doesn't mean they are wrong. I still respect those people the same as anybody else is. The truth is, I don't think there is a right or wrong relationship. Both have an immense type of benefits and both can work. As long as all parties involved in the relationship are all on the same page, and there is honesty, that's all that matters. Honesty is the key policy and as long as that is there, then you'll always have a a working relationship, and that's what matters.

Thanks so much for organizing this guys!

Funny.... but lets stop ripping on starbucks in the I love Starbucks thread, lol.