Cara Silver

These are not embarrassing at all!

I believe so but I have limited space on my body so you might get a poutine and a surprise happy meal toy but that's it :) Of course some vigorous exercise is the solution to high cholesterol from poutine so I'm officially asking for assistance!!! xoxoxo Additional Comments: ps. I am presenting you with the BAVARIAN POTATO NUDE CALENDAR for all you fry fantasies!

No Michelle, please contribute if you feel the same way. It's not meant to be a speech but a statement of strength and normalcy... And I feel sad like you. xoxoxoxo Additional Comments: What makes you confident? Guys and ladies- let's communicate our best qualities here. Just in case someone is reading and needs to be reminded that we are people too :)

Covered with cheese curds, gravy, and then stuffed between my bosoms :)

Check it out here: http://www.carasilvermontreal.com/#!C36-Blowout-Special/cd8m/A3822233-7E62-428D-88D8-D5C28922EB61 Happy Christmas!!!!

Over 11 or so years in the business I've learned not to get angry. I don't even get frustrated anymore. I just say, if you can't enjoy it don't do it. So I enjoy the job and take pleasure in it. However, I am a bit mad at this new stupid law and wanted to write a letter. If you have a letter or a sentiment for our dear government, please feel free to share. Here it is: Dr Mr Harper, On the eve of C36, I present my life as a downtrodden, needy, and damaged woman forced into the sex trade by my own bad judgement and a number of shadowy pimps: I am 30. I have two university degrees and am starting a third degree in 2015. I spend my days smiling, laughing, and being happy. I am on my way to a great career. I have travelled the world. I like myself. I am healthy and in great physical form. I have friends and lovely family. I struggle with certain things, just like any human being alive. I speak two languages (unlike Harper and MacKay). I am an engaged, ambitious, and productive member of society. I pay my taxes. I have no addictions- not to drugs, not to drink, not to exploitative men. I am a companion, or cuddler, or woman, or whatever the linguistic result of your semantics war. I now live with a little more fear and paranoia thanks to C36. Thanks, Mr. Harper, for saving me from myself. I have a terrible life and I am in need of rescuing. However I'd like to point out that the worst thing in my life is surely YOU. You're worse than any pimp: you instill fear, you disrespect, and you create danger where none existed before. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Sincerely, Cara ps. I'd like to add, as a celebration of irony, that I've had domineering men in my life before and I've always had the strength and support to say no to their domination. Now with your new laws and assumed authority, you are in fact the one man in my life I cannot refuse or say no to. Of course it's great to be in a situation in which I can't say no or protect myself from a guy. A Christmas present indeed.

Christmas and New Years makes me miserable but Chanukah is full of fire :)

YES, by far the worst- more cats. Or worse yet, a cat choir.

Ew- I immediately thought of a pipe cleaner, or a chimney sweep :) Terrible image. I suggest nymphet instead!

It would definitely cost less than, say, a nude Rowan Atkinson covered in sushi ;)

I think we live parallel lives! Loblaws was a bust for me too yesterday! But I found some excellent fromage Québécois (to be used for non-sexual purposes.) So it turned out okay in the end :)

It is hugely difficult to find ANYthing unscented in this day and age! I realized that after an hour at Loblaws. I think the powers that be want us to smell like Morning Sparkle Geranium Garden Of Peaceful Butterflies (ladies) or Bearglove (men, no joke.) Does anyone have good unscented suggestions?? But I do suggest that if you are looking for individualized hotel-sized this and that and everything, maybe bring your own.

A feline mystery! I hope it was a good meal! Today I received regurgitated rubber band mixed with two sequins. What? There are no sequins in my house! Meow meow meow, says I.

Oh my god this made me laugh :) Classy, motherfuckers! hahahahha I'm inspired by your 'i' words and will now start calling myself "Illuminati Lady." Illumilady, if you will! Additional Comments: VAMP! Vamp is an awesome word. I always thought Jessica Rabbit was the epitome of a vamp. But how did she that dress to stay up?

Nooooooooooooo Valentina! Have you heard his standup? lol

What do men like to see in a companion's bathroom? I never know what to provide- obviously mouthwash, men's body wash, clean towel- but what products do you need from me once you've arrived for our hangout time? Floss? Washcloths? Monogrammed silk handkerchiefs? Thanks for helping me out! I'd love to provide a better array of pre-hangout stuff for you guys. Whatever makes you feel spic-and-span :) xoxo Cara

I update my blog several times a week. Please note: It is not high-brow stuff :) http://www.carasilvermontreal.com/#!blog/c1srj

This would be an epic orgy. You like the funny guys too? I LOVED that show when it was on. Additional Comments: Ice-T in Law and Order SVU. Oh god what is wrong with me???? He's awful! And yet...

I LOVE this word, it's so funny! Additional Comments: Another good one is strumpet. Sounds like a musical instrument and a delicious breakfast! (crumpet.)

I once suggested to a gentleman that we share a bottle of a wine we both loved during our 10 o'clock appointment. He wrote back saying, "Really? Before lunch?" I hadn't seen that he said 10 AM and not PM! We laughed but that is SURE to turn off any hobbiest! Time for my wake-up bottle of wine, ha ha ha, it was pretty embarrassing.

Wigs= itchy nightmare :)

Aliens. Two different aliens.

That's cool Mia, it's a new one for me! What's your first language? I like the Sin City terms- 'dame' is the best! A bit more feisty than Dame Judi Dench though.

Julian from Trailer Park Boys even though he's an alcoholic :)

I lived there for a year! And I really only saw visitors from the south. Also some crazy requests, like could I hang out with a guy in his car? It was a tough market to work in two years ago! I wish we'd met :(