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Cara Silver

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  1. HOLY SHIRT. After several days of curse word restraint, I am sated and full. Thanks Emma!
  2. Aaaaaaaahhhh! Happy birthday cutie cute awesome girl!
  3. Being swept off my feet yesterday, today, hopefully tomorrow...
  4. I totally find French swear words hot, far more so than English. I don't know why! French, or english with a French accent, is gorgeous as it is, something about adding a few choice words makes it even more sexy. I know others who feel this way. I looooooove French girls :)
  5. I`m so godclam grateful for all this blurghing advice, I`m gonna farfing cry. HA! Take that, civil society. You guys are beyond funny. Thanks for making this easy.
  6. Nathalie, you are such a good writer. I think a blog would be great for you. I would love to read it, no matter the content. Amelia
  7. This is something that`s been in the works for the past week. About halfway through the swear word I realize that I`m swearing so I end up saying alot of nonsense that starts with `f......` Thus far I've said: f.....arfing fuckapedia frouing shi...shu holy shirt and godclamit But the most successful swear replacement is 'oh curse word.' Not too subtle and I'm not sure I can get away with saying 'curse word me' during a hot session but who knows? Anybody want to curse word right now?? Thanks everyone for all the contributions. xoxo A
  8. ???? This has become the bane of my existence. I swear unconsciously and I'm always wondering why mothers are covering their small childrens' ears in my presence. I don't swear all the time, just occasionally. I used to swear at the law office where I worked, it just slipped out sometimes. Eg, 'how are we supposed to subpoena Andrew Carmichael if his fuckin address is listed as 'a tent in the woods?' It was bad. BUT I believe a well-timed 'fuck' is vital to excellent and exciting sex. Does anyone have any advice on how to phase out swearing in everything but sex? Are there some better words for 'fuck'? I really enjoy a bit of dirty talk so life seems bleak at the moment :) Happy Monday everybody xoxoxo Amelia
  9. WIT, honestly, I think this is a mistake. Don't let a few opinionated people sway you. You are a model of fairness. You have never been anything but respectful and valuable. Don't make me have to miss you :( Love A
  10. Cara Silver

    incredible look.
  11. I officially declare my boobs and lady zone `The Big Combo` (1955). Medium soda included.
  12. She sounds pretty awesome. But definitely keep her on your good side :) People are always curious about this business. It opens up a whole new world for them. We`re kinda lucky to be living in that world! xoxo Amelia
  13. Jurassic Park! Roooowwwwwwwwwr! It's coming through the glass! We've clocked the Trex at 75 miles per hour! xoxo
  14. Highlight of my day: Meeting Lee Richards. Actually, highlight of my week!
  15. I HATE shoes. Just kidding :) Except sometimes I just want to wander the house in bare feet.... Anyone find bare feet kinda sexy??
  16. I did give myself a buzz cut once. It was awesome. But not with an electric razor, with scissors. I hacked away at my hair like a crazy person and there were some tufts and some near-bald spots. I blame it on the torture of thesis-writing. Not sure I looked too good tho... It was pretty liberating! Has anyone else done this? I loved the feel of my scruffy head. I love the feel of a buzz cut on a man too. Somehow very erotic. xoxo A
  17. Thanks guys for the warm welcome back and for continuing to like me :) It's very kind of you. You are all so much appreciated in my little world and I am more than fond of you. You've all made me feel great and I can only hope to make you feel the same. Thank you Handsome Haligonians! xoxooxxo Amelia Wayward Middleton
  18. I believe this all stems from my adolescent obsession with Vin Diesel in the Fast and the Furious. I know that this is a dreadful thing to admit and I hope you'll all forgive me. I've often presented this fact at job interviews when asked 'what are your faults?' Many of the men I've dated happen to be bald/balding. There's something about watching a man shave that's sooooooo sexy.
  19. Uh oh, I've created a monster! Tell me Lee, do you ever grow out your chest hair, shave it, and donate it to men who tragically suffer from chest waxing? Do you sell it to chest toupee companies? If you're lucky enough to have it, you should share it with those less fortunate than you :) Orgasmically yours, Amelia
  20. Bald is better :) Except I love chest hair! xoxoxo
  21. Emma and I have been talking about everything from the IMF (we're for it), gravity (we're against it), men (we're for them), authoritarianism (against it) and baldness (we're for it.) What? We're FOR baldness? Yes, we are. We've seen how you cute baldies go around apologizing for your bare heads and we're here to say, don't hide! I can't tell you how many times a guy has emailed me and admitted that he may not have all his hair anymore and it's not a problem. It's a man thing, and we like men. So stand up and be counted. Obviously, stand up and apply sunscreen if it's sunny and THEN be counted. Honestly guys, we and many other women have no problem with it. Please don't feel you need to be shy about it, it's all good. Just be your lovely selves. xoxo A and E
  22. He didn't say anything about negotiating. He mentioned that he always asks to verify. Simply asking if the rate is current does not necessarily mean that his second question will be, 'can I pay less?' Asking someone if they live in a freak world because they want to make sure they're paying you exactly what you ask is not the same as negotiating. And knowing WIT as well as I do (many other ladies know him well too), I would add that he's incredibly respectful. I know I would be horrified if I showed up for a service with too little money. If I ask beforehand, 'so it is such and such amount, right?', does not mean I'm hinting at a discount. It means I'm trying to avoid embarrassment.
  23. It is very rude of the heat to interfere with your masturbation schedule! You should write a strongly worded letter. I feel for you... xoxoxo Amelia
  24. This is exactly how stereotypes are created and maintained. By people who assume, pass judgement and then claim to be devastated by it. The OP said NOTHING about needlemarks. Just because one girl who lower her rates reportedly has a drug problem doesn't mean all girls who lower their rates have a drug problem.
  25. This is really not for us to judge. Let's give these girls a break already. Sinister? Every single cerb member here, women and men alike, have cut a deal at some point in their lives for the sake of a client. SPs have to pay the bills like everyone else. Let's not assume a sinister element. If a jewellery store owner or a sports store owner decides to cut a deal for an item, should we assume his motives are altruistic? Perhaps the jewellery store owner has a drinking problem. It's really not for us to judge why someone is offering lower rates. If you feel comfortable taking a lower rate, go ahead. If not, hang up the phone. The onus is not on the SP to provide moral justification for her business practices. If you felt weird accepting a deal, that's on you. And it is not our place to judge why you accepted it in the first place. Your finances are none of our business. So are hers. If you have a problem with her business practice, why is HER reputation on the line? xoxo
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