Kilt Boy

I'll see you all on Wednesday, after work. I'll have some commemorative gifts for the first 10 players to pick me out of the crowd and tell me their username. If you have to interrupt me during a dance, you're taking your life into your own hands. Since management is buying the first round, please return the favour by buying beers or shots for some of the girls or other patrons. Let's have some fun. $5/shot will bring some joy into somebody's life.

It's an E-ticket ride, for sure.

I was never officially trained, but did a hell of a lot of reading and practising and have had a lot of success with it. I've kept my hand in with a few long-time clients and friends, but only on the massage end. I gave up on the other a long time ago. People wonder why my hands are always so soft ...

No mention was made of closing. He mentioned a few problems that I'll get into offline, but they're mostly to do with traffic and construction. He'll be there Wednesday, so you can ask him anything then.

Hey, online influencers! Yeah, you! If you're reading this, you qualify. I just had a chat with the owner. First drink is on the house. Let's arrange that for 6:00? VIP?

I had started this as a private discussion between the more vocal of Barb's clientele, but may as well open it up. I thought it might be fun to have a couple of drinks IRL and maybe discuss ways to help out with keeping Barbarella's Diamonds alive. Rumors are just that, until they're not. Showing up is certainly one way to help. I keep hearing terrible rumors about shutting down. It could certainly happen and may be something beyond our control. If not, maybe we can think of ways to share great reviews or anything else that might help. I was thinking Wednesday after work. I plan to be there for a few hours. I'm easily recognizable as the tall kilted man, covered in women.

Still nothing, but I did put on my fur-lined kilt this morning. Brrrrrrr.

If by DDG you mean the NATO standard designation for guided missile destroyer ... then, yes. She is that.

Also, I believe she may be Persian. Don't quote me.

Yes, I do. Every single day of the year. I'm usually a lunch guy, but will stay overlong if I get too involved. In fact, there is an other older guy who shows up once in a while in a kilt. He has white hair and a handlebar moustache and is fairly short. He spends all of his time and energy on/with Juicy, which is fine with me.

All I can do is try. [emoji3]

My problem is that my force of personality and charisma is so strong that if I stare at her too long, she is immediately pregnant with my child. Hey, it happens.

Man, the roller coaster has changed.

Sweet Jesus. I would tear that up.

Smoking kills, and so would she if she ever got hold of me. Damn!

Sorry, someguy. I regret that I have but one thanks to give for your post.

Can anyone explain to me WHY the black girl rules exist?

Geez. I don't live there. Although, I have spent more than one mortgage payment there. Maybe I should look into relocating.

I'm mixing it up a bit today and apending money on the non-dark girls. Veronica is a fairly new dancer and takes instruction well. Very friendly and easy to talk to. I almost had to force her into the back. No, not really.

I don't know if you've ever had a dance with Maria, but she is a little mover. I needed a minute to press my pleats back into shape after a few songs with her in the back room.

Meg, please tell me you've watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.There is a scene in that where 2 characters are doing the same thing and I found it fascinating.

I've actually played around with a folding design. The real problem is that our new money doesn't like to be folded, especially in a lightweight material.

Cato, you bastard. <shakes fist impotently at the internet>