Kilt Boy

I'm thinking it might put you in the hospital. I'm just thinking of your heart health. Eat more grains and vegetables while you're at it. Where to start about last night ... Met a few of the boys. Hondius curmudgeon waterat Cato RedDog01 was there, but we were hot-swapping girls in the CR, so didn't get to talk. I spent some time with Sarah, Phoenix, Nikki/Sierra, and Maria. Good times. Sarah started me off slow and steady. She's a regular and we like touching and talking. She's a sweetie. Wearing some new lingerie I bought her. Yum. Nikki had brought an outfit she knew I like: a bright red sleeveless tee and panties. There's something about that freshly rolled out of bed look that works for me. She crushed me on-stage, then took me to the back to continue the theme. She returned to the table to play with my other friends. What a gal. Phoenix hit the floor and came right over to join us all at the big round table. We got on like a house on fire. She was very eager to get to the back (Can you blame her? Have you seen me?), but in traditional fashion, I was the only one left at the table and charged with guarding the drinks. Blessedly, somone took a break and she pulled me into a booth. She wasted no time and set right to work. I'm counting it a win. When Maria arrived, I knew I was in trouble. I've toured her in the back before, so when she locked peepers with me, that jaw-dropping, ear-to-ear grin took over her whole face. She came over and almost strangled me from behind. Her set almost immediately followed, and when I joined her on-stage, I got more than I bargained for. I wholeheartedly endorse that activity. I caught my breath and she joined our little party group. I sent her up to join Nikki (along with another girl I can't recall the name of) on the stage. That was quite a set. When Maria and I eventually got to the back room, I thoroughly enjoyed her every move. She is so tiny and energetic! I thought my tie was going to catch on fire. BTW, Paris is quite the knockout, too. Yowza! Very petite. I had to save something for next time.

The Barbarella's Diamonds Summit 2016 was mostly a bust. I didn't get any new info from Dougie about the club's state of affairs. Honestly, I would be surprised if ANY business owner would divulge that info. Didn't get much traction from the girls about self-promotion here, either. I don't get that. It's free advertising. Make a profile, post a few tasteful pics, update your schedule once/week or so. If someone gets a crush on you, you don't want them to squander their limited amount of money on other dancers. If they know when you're at the club, you win. Add private messaging and it is better for everyone involved. Thanks for showing up, all. I had a blast.

She's been there since early summer, for sure. We got together last night and she told me that she had always wanted to give me a spin, but I was always otherwise occupied. Well, she can cross me off her bucket list now. Very nice dance.

Dat no lie.

I'll see you all on Wednesday, after work. I'll have some commemorative gifts for the first 10 players to pick me out of the crowd and tell me their username. If you have to interrupt me during a dance, you're taking your life into your own hands. Since management is buying the first round, please return the favour by buying beers or shots for some of the girls or other patrons. Let's have some fun. $5/shot will bring some joy into somebody's life.

It's an E-ticket ride, for sure.

I was never officially trained, but did a hell of a lot of reading and practising and have had a lot of success with it. I've kept my hand in with a few long-time clients and friends, but only on the massage end. I gave up on the other a long time ago. People wonder why my hands are always so soft ...

No mention was made of closing. He mentioned a few problems that I'll get into offline, but they're mostly to do with traffic and construction. He'll be there Wednesday, so you can ask him anything then.

Hey, online influencers! Yeah, you! If you're reading this, you qualify. I just had a chat with the owner. First drink is on the house. Let's arrange that for 6:00? VIP?

I had started this as a private discussion between the more vocal of Barb's clientele, but may as well open it up. I thought it might be fun to have a couple of drinks IRL and maybe discuss ways to help out with keeping Barbarella's Diamonds alive. Rumors are just that, until they're not. Showing up is certainly one way to help. I keep hearing terrible rumors about shutting down. It could certainly happen and may be something beyond our control. If not, maybe we can think of ways to share great reviews or anything else that might help. I was thinking Wednesday after work. I plan to be there for a few hours. I'm easily recognizable as the tall kilted man, covered in women.

Still nothing, but I did put on my fur-lined kilt this morning. Brrrrrrr.

If by DDG you mean the NATO standard designation for guided missile destroyer ... then, yes. She is that.

Also, I believe she may be Persian. Don't quote me.

Yes, I do. Every single day of the year. I'm usually a lunch guy, but will stay overlong if I get too involved. In fact, there is an other older guy who shows up once in a while in a kilt. He has white hair and a handlebar moustache and is fairly short. He spends all of his time and energy on/with Juicy, which is fine with me.

All I can do is try. [emoji3]

My problem is that my force of personality and charisma is so strong that if I stare at her too long, she is immediately pregnant with my child. Hey, it happens.

Man, the roller coaster has changed.

Sweet Jesus. I would tear that up.

Smoking kills, and so would she if she ever got hold of me. Damn!

Sorry, someguy. I regret that I have but one thanks to give for your post.

Can anyone explain to me WHY the black girl rules exist?

Geez. I don't live there. Although, I have spent more than one mortgage payment there. Maybe I should look into relocating.