VexingVixen

6 days out of 7, I'm that girl. Hoodie, big glasses, yoga pants. I'm either just back from running with the dog, or on my way to dance class these days! (Yay Spring!) Jeez.. Even when I'm "wearing makeup" it's usually mascara and lipstick - minimalism work for me. I like being comfortable in what I'm wearing. ...Summer brings slip on dresses & Sarongs. Exciting ;)

I offer a mix of relaxing massage and restorative massage when it's been requested. I use unscented moisturizer - no smell, no oil!

... as long as you share the pie ;) (Happy 3.14) I'm with the lovely MA's above, but with a SP POV - A jerk will not get my time. A gent? if I have time to share. Big or small, I love men and women, and all the fun variants along the way - Tall, Short, Trans, Queer, Skinny, Fat, Old, ... its all just different colors of the same tree ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc3KSWzj7SE There are lots of kisses that I enjoy. soft, gentle, trepidacious, nose rubbing, cuddly, lovey, slow & butterfly kisses. .. or maybe firm, wet, pressed, against the wall, makes your head dizzy and your body flush. .. there are more kisses than that too. family kisses, friend kisses, french kisses, cheek kisses. not enough time for kisses some days sadly :( 1000 Kisses Deep - Cohen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GVk3AclEM

I'm Astrid. Valkyrie, gypsy, siren, dancer, mother, sister, aunt, child. I am a military brat. Can't stay too long in love or in place. I've been in Ottawa since 2001 .. and I think that's the longest ever, but I've also moved inside the city no less than 6 times... I will read almost anything. I read signs, cereal boxes, terrible fiction, text books... no bodice rippers. I like my passions to be in the flesh, thanks. .. I guess that makes me a headonist. I like tattoos, and piercings, and my hair is purple and black. I'm sassy and stubborn, but do my best to mind my manners. Art is Vargus, Mucha, Pontiac. I love to drive, but standard please. I am slightly deaf in one ear. I speak very basic sign language, bad french (je dois pratique!), smattering of spanish, latin & german, and I'm working on japanese! Life is music, and I love to dance, and teach others too. If the music's playing, I'm likely dancing and I'll listen to pretty much anything but metal. I define as a femme, but when I'm not moving the furniture to repaint (I'm doing the front hall right now...) or going on a date (pass the pencil skirt...) I stick to yoga wear. It's soft and feels nice, and my bum looks delightful. Can't think of whats left to tell. XoX

Welcome to CERB Sugar! XoX

Try Spybot Search and destroy. Its good as a companion tool for clearing out malware. Might help!

Aw. Stuck in hospital sucks for it's own reasons, nevermind the lack of sexy ladies! Feel better! <3

I am 6' flat foot, and up to 6'4" in heels ;)

I am VERY Excited for Ottawa SSN party: Feb 23 @ 1pm 4 luscious ladies: Jade, Astrid, Jennifer & Steph http://www.ssnevents.com - email me to confirm your spot! - [email protected]

I like Gabriella, was not educated about sex work until university, and it really is a different world than I had been taught to understand. They call me a Hooker or Whore? No. I am a Companion. A Haven. I provide the ultimate in personal services. Many clients are looking beyond just a shag now, and into ... a girlfriend, a playmate. I love my job, because I make people smile, and feel better for a time. I am compensated for the happiness consultation we had. It's poetic no? We are therapists in a way. Muddled late night thoughts ;)

Tonight's insomnia treat is 5 Alive concentrate mixed with gingerale instead of water and thumbprint cookies. Such guilty pleasures ;)

I don't mind Chrome on my tower (Old rig, but good), or in windows 7, but I really find it to be too much of a memory pig on my netbook running XP so I use firefox instead. I like that both have incognito browsing options ;)

Get rid of AVG, and switch to Avast - http://www.avast.com I think - their free version requires once a year email registration, but theyve never mailed me, and the software is solid and plays nice with most systems!

I love Marilyn, and Jane Mansfield. Such stunning women. I also love Vargas girls. Simply stunning.

I cant speak for the local market, but I'm sure goth SP exist, and travel! I mean - look at the lovely Suicide Girls. Yum! Good luck!

Imogen Heap - Come Here Boy Just close your eyes, and listen. You'll find me.

My very pregnant sister is being a petulant child. I want to kick her.

I change mine when I get bored ;) I love seeing those that change, and those that are always the same help me remember names ;)

I hate wearing socks. I'm almost always barefoot ;) I like to read. Everything. uhm... I hate blue cheese.

Awesome find! Thanks for sharing!

Hope you had a great day MB! :D Many happy returns.

Also, Rapid onset dizziness! And for general CPR, I give you Vinnie Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILxjxfB4zNk

Hi Aubrey, Setting your rate is really a personal choice. You need to determine what you /need/ to make a month, what you /want/ to make for a call, as well as taking into consideration the going market rate for your area! I hope you figure it out!

I had a blast. Thanks for hosting B!