VexingVixen

I also have a Bi Male escort that I work with :D If you'd like more details, please feel free to PM Me!

I am excited to see everyone tonight!

... Including Mine! :P ...

My Faves: - Photoshop Express - Free, Awesome! - Mint.com - Great budgeting prog. - Tiny Wings - addictive game - Words With Friends - Scrabble addict - P Tracker - Girly period tracking software. Awesome. - OPL - Lets me check out and renew my library books ... - Triple Town - Addictive game. Like woah. I just downloaded soundhound! thanks!

I love food. All food. Last meal? Oof. I love food, but there are many dietary restrictions I have. If it's my last meal though? Lets go all out! - French Onion Soup - Escargots in Mushroom caps with cheese and garlic butter - Orzo Salad w/ Feta, Garlic, Peppers, cucumber & Cherry tomatoes - Boiled NS Dock lobster - baby potatoes w. garlic butter - Salmon & Tuna Sashimi - Deep fried shrimp spring rolls!! Dessert: Opera Cake. Almond wafers, cafe layer, chocolate, mousse. Yum. ... sigh. I love food.

Many of us enjoy the art of a great kiss with tongue. Hope you find a playmate ;)

How have I missed this thread till now? We have some smokin hot bums here on Cerb! :D

How about purple haired girls? ;) Bucket List: - Learn to ride a motorcycle - Learn to Sail - Dance at my children's wedding - hold my grandkids - Live. Every day.

When I was younger, I loved it. The smushy romance, love, and the idea of perfect love... .. now? It smacks of consumerist BS, and I wait until the next day to get the chocolates I like on sale. If I love you, you will know all year round, and Valentines isn't the day I'll tell you. Moreover, I don't need diamonds, dying flowers and chocolate to know that you love me! For years my ex-hubs and I called it Singles Awareness Day b/c it's the only day of the year that you are PAINFULLY aware if you are the least bit lonely!

Very well written. Gave me chills!

I am continually amazed at how in one breath somone will ask me to be discrete, but later refuses to provide me with the same. Remember that we are above all business owners, as well as real people. Give me the same respect anyone else deserves. I might be a whore, but you're the one that wants to play. Be nice.

I highly recommend the social. It lets you see all the lovely girls in 3D instead of just photos, and has the lovely benefit of dialogue!

I'm a simple creature really. I want a 72" long slipper back tub. And a massage from a beautiful woman. And soft cotton sheets and snuggles.

Wow. Great Ad. I hope you find someone willing to play. :D

Welcome lightning! Most ladies post their schedules on a daily or weekly basis here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 And if you see someone you like, check the recs for them, or ask around. Enjoy CERB!

Some of us are west. You just have to seek out the jewels.

Ribbons McKenzie. It would be nice to be silly and fluffy for a day, instead of reserved and demure.

Tied to a tree in a park On the dock at the marina Behind the Parliament Library .. and many other fun memories of cars, planes, boats and canoes ;)

I have the silicone Lilo ones posted about above, and I don't mind them. I had a pair of small ones a few years back, but they left with an ex-girlfriend :/ I miss them ;)

I was 14, and he was 15. We'd been dating for about 6 months. His friend was sleeping in his room, so we went to the basement (?!) and after 10 minutes of awkward fumbling, and some pain he was done. I thought it was horrible :/ Thankfully, when I was 16 I met a nice boy who was sweet and gentle and showed me the love of Orgasm!

Popcorn popped in rendered pork fat. It's bacon popcorn! Yum. Add M&Ms and nibs when it's done, and Voila, Movie Salad. Nom.

I keep dental dams on hand on principal. Handy things. Like a condom, some sensation is lost, but not as much as you'd think! I think it's a YMMV sort of thing for each girl. I love DATY (give and receive) and DFK, but know people that dislike both, or believe they don't belong anywhere outside a personal relationship. ;)

I look forward to reading it! :D

The video looks neat, but I'm not sure I would trust my dress to a single button and some tied sleeves! :P I'm all for open mens dress shirts and lace panties though! A few of my favorite things ;)

I knew the clitoris extended internally, but its cool to see an actual diagram!