Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Ya think? ...........................................................................- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! .........................................................-- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ............................................................... Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! .....................- ..............................-- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! .........................................................- War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ...............................................................- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! .....................................................................-- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ...............................................................- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide They may be on to something! ........................................................................ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? .........................................................- Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! .............................................- New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group Weren't they fat enough?! .............................................-- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ................................................- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? **************************************** Local High School DropoutsCut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! *************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ilovegirls 588 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Carrie; I love these. It makes one wonder. Some years ago I saw a large headline that read: Sackville Family Fleas Gunman Novel approach I think for dealing with an armed intruder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomer 33202 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Hi Carrie If you get a chance there is a great little book by Lynne Truss, titled "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" It's all about how a misplaced puntuation can alter the meaning. I will give an example you and the girls would probably appreciate. A woman, without her man, is nothing. A woman: without her, man is nothing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Hilarious, Carrie. Thanks for the laughs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Many years ago I worked with an organization that had a float in the Super Ex parade, back when there used to be a parade for the Super ex. The instructions from the organizers were, with regard to the theme and decoration of the entry.... "displays and floats should be aimed at young families and small children" as if to suggest the floats should be driven towards the small children in the crowd, we chose not to drive into the crowd with our flatbed float. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? .........................................................- Did anyone see the "Mythbusters" special episode about duct tape? That stuff truly is amazing. Thanks for sharing Carrie those are great.:lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Love the title of this thread ;-) Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Love the title of this thread ;-) Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? I think it may well be red duct tape. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarrhavenWoody 10776 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Kinda gets me thinking.... Hey Carrie, do you have a Panda costume? ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FineWineDiva 7343 Report post Posted August 13, 2010 Red Tape Holds Up New BridgesYou mean there's something stronger than duct tape? I think it may well be red duct tape. Angela YOU totally crack me up Hugs; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chanel Reign 28097 Report post Posted August 14, 2010 Did anyone see the "Mythbusters" special episode about duct tape? That stuff truly is amazing. Thanks for sharing Carrie those are great.:lol: I love Mythbusters! :boobeyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
