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good day cerbies!

I thought to share this with you.

I had a pretty hard laugh when I saw that post.

now you tell me , what is the best pick up line you or a friend ever said to someone.

 

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Guest S***dst***

I was at a bar with some of my female friends (during college) and a muscular Lebanese fellow walked by us and sort of nudged one of my friends from behind.

She ignored it, as sometimes it get a bit crowded, but then he did it again; shortly after.

She turned around and looked at him and she said, "why do you keep hitting me?"

To which he replied, "I'm sorry to have assaulted you with my WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION" as he proceeded to flex his arms for her.

She turned bright red and started laughing uncontrollably.

 

 

 

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Side note, It wasn't one I've witnessed or heared but there was a thread I reading recently, on another site, called "pick up lines so dumb they just might work" and it went like this:

 

"Have you heard?

There's only going to be 7 planets remaining after I destroy Uranus"

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Guest *Ste***cque**

An middle aged guy walks up to a cute, young girl at the bar and asks "where have you been all my life?". Without missing a beat she says "I wasn't even born for half of it". Great comeback to a lame pick up line, I thought.

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I walked up and with a grin said "So what's you sign?" She smiled and said "Stop" Without missing a beat I smiled and replied "Not slippery when wet?" She pushed a chair toward me and said sit down :)

 

Peace

MG

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This one never worked for me but it should. "Is that a mirror in your back pocket?" She says "No, why" I say " because I can see myself in your pants".

 

Or

 

"Can I get you number because I lost mine"

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I will never forget this guy for as long as I live...

Several years ago, I was on my way home from school, famished. I decided instead of fumbling around my stove in the blazing heat that Id just grab a burger on the way home. I lean against the counter and place my order to-go. A very good looking, black, hip-hop style guy, was seated right next to wear I was leaning and said to the waitress, "I got that bill." Taken aback, because this is NOT something that occurs ANYWHERE in Montreal that I know of, let alone the ghetto I was living in, I wondered if the guy was from out of town. In any event, I decided it would be very bad taste to not inform the gent of the situation. So I said,

"Wow! That is so so nice of you. But listen sweety, before you go wasting your money, I gotta tell you... not only am I super beat and dying to get home and my dog needs walking so I wont be able to sit and chat; Its moot anyway because I do have a boyfriend. So thank you, but please feel free to let me take care of it."

The gent replies, "I aint buying you $3.75 burger to try to get you to talk to me, that's just bonus. I just want to let you know I think you are fiiiiine and looking at you has made my day, so I want that treat to be on me. As for you having a boyfriend... that's ok that's aight... oh yeah, he can be your boyfriend noooo problem...while I (he leans in close with a mischievous grin).. I can be yo' MAN!!!! heh heh Yes Sah! mmm-hmm"

I LAUGHED SO HARD and even clapped! I told him that was both the cheesiest and best pick up line Ive ever heard and that he has made my day... Its one of those 'you had to be there' things. The look on his face as he leaned in for the punch line, he even did the eyebrow thing and everything! Classic!

He replied, "Thought you might like it. Only thing better than buying a girl her meal and making her smile, is making her laugh her ass off. You take care beautiful."

Killer!

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I was at Lone Star one night, and this was before I was even an escort, when a guy sidles up to my table and leans in close and said: "I bet I could never afford a woman like you!" I just looked at him, and said, " Whaaaaat?"

He leaned back in and said it again. Fortunately my date came back from the bar with our drinks right then and I didn't have to respond.

 

Little did I know that a couple of years later I would actually be escorting!

 

lol

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