Lame lines that work with SPs that donâ??t work with other girls

[qwertyaccount 15793]

• If I tell you that you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?
  
• Do you want to see something swell?
  
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  
• Am I tall enough to get on this ride?
  

Can anyone add to the list?

[Jabba 18389]

Nice Legs. What time do they open?

[Carrie Moon 68826]

* Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

* Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

* I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

* Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

* Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

* Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

* Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

* My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

 

Additional Comments:

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

 

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

 

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

 

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

 

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

 

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

 

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

 

You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

 

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

[Guest jake_cdn]

- Want to see the big Dipper?

- Mind if I where your butt as a hat?

- Mind if I melt in your mouth and not in your hand?

- Don't worry it wil be okay if we are standing up?

- That's a great shirt ... can I talk you out of it?

[Guest s******ecan****]

This doesen't really fit the thread but its the funniest line I've ever heard. I had a friend in university who actually would use this line and it always killed me. He claimed it as his own but I'm sure he got it from somewhere

 

He would go up to a really nice looking girl that he knew would probably give him the cold shoulder

 

Mike: "Would you like to dance?"

 

Girl "No thanks"

 

Mike: "Then I guess a blowjob is out of the question?"

 

.....and no he never did get a blowjob this way

[Guest **cely***r***ne]

Lame but great! If these were actually used....you might win me over!

 

*nice boots - wanna f*@&?

*I like your pants, but they would look better on my floor....just sayin'

[Cleo Catra 178382]

I once picked up a guy by saying 'Hi! Um.... I dont' have anything clever to say'. Six years later and we're still good friends - but I think men may be a bit easier to pick up than ladies! :b

[Guest s******ecan****]

......but I think men may be a bit easier to pick up than ladies! :b

 

sexist.......but true

[roamingguy 300291]

I once picked up a guy by saying 'Hi! Um.... I dont' have anything clever to say'. Six years later and we're still good friends - but I think men may be a bit easier to pick up than ladies! :b

 

"Hi" would work on me

RG

[VedaSloan 119179]

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

 

If you were yogurt, would you be fruit on the bottom, or stirred?

 

Did it hurt? (what?) When you fell from Heaven..did it hurt?

 

 

True story, I slept with this guy in one of my classes last week and I went with "Hey, I really enjoyed our conversation, would you like to continue it back at my place?"

[Cleo Catra 178382]

"Hi" would work on me

RG

 

Hi :D :D :D

[NotchJohnson 214071]

A girl once asked "Do you want to go to the movies, have pizza and fuck" I said pardon and she said "what, you don't like to pizza?" I just wasn't sure she said what she said.

[roamingguy 300291]

Hi :D :D :D

 

With a pick up line like that I definitely have to book a trip to Ottawa to see you

RG

[Malika Fantasy 144625]

I once picked up a guy by saying 'Hi! Um.... I dont' have anything clever to say'. Six years later and we're still good friends - but I think men may be a bit easier to pick up than ladies! :b

 

euhm...Hi:D

[Cleo Catra 178382]

euhm...Hi:D

 

Meooooooooow!!!!

 

Hahaha, there's my line - MEOW! And trust me, it works, hehehehe

[Guest o*****24]

I once picked up a guy by saying 'Hi! Um.... I dont' have anything clever to say'. Six years later and we're still good friends - but I think men may be a bit easier to pick up than ladies! :b

 

We're kinda dumb that way

[qwertyaccount 15793]

I once picked up a guy by saying 'Hi! Um.... I dont' have anything clever to say'.

 

In the past I've interpreted "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is" as a pick-up line, but I'm just a dumb clueless guy.

[Cleo Catra 178382]

In the past I've interpreted "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is" as a pick-up line, but I'm just a dumb clueless guy.

 

Honestly, sometimes that IS a pick-up line, I'm not kidding!

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

Honestly, sometimes that IS a pick-up line, I'm not kidding!

 

Just be careful who you ask:

 

[MightyMouse 839]

Meooooooooow!!!!

 

Hahaha, there's my line - MEOW! And trust me, it works, hehehehe

 

Did you say "Meow!!" ? Oh...it was just a test. :icon_biggrin:

[qwertyaccount 15793]

• Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  
• Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
  
• Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
  
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  

[Lexy Grace 103696]

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

 

If you were yogurt, would you be fruit on the bottom, or stirred?

 

Did it hurt? (what?) When you fell from Heaven..did it hurt?

 

Those are classics. I don't know how many times I've heard them now I can't help but laugh.:bigclap:

[jafo105 39057]

• Can "the girls" come out to play? ("the girls" = breasts)
  
• I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
  
• Do you kiss and tell?
  

[VedaSloan 119179]

Do you have colon cancer? 'Cause that ass is killer!

[PistolPete 61421]

* You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

* if you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

* Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

*Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

*Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

*Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

*What do you say we go back to my place and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

*I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

*My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

 

Well they might work but they are funny :)