Touch 57501 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 (edited) Anyone who looks like that can wear whatever she wants! Edited January 19, 2013 by Touch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Emily J 172062 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 1. Humans aren't the only ones who perform oral sex. Cheetahs, hyenas, and goats all go down. 2. The clitoris is the only organ in the human body with just one purpose: pleasure. 3. Men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities. 4. As Brazilian waxes have become more popular, the pubic-lice population has dwindled. 5. Male chimps, bears, dogs (and almost all mammals besides humans) actually have a bone in their penis. 6. Coffee and booze can make semen taste bitter, while pineapple, celery, and melon make it taste less strong. 7. Women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile. 8. Some of the first tampons were made of lint wrapped around wood. 9. The clitoris is shaped like a wishbone that's about 3 to 4 1/2 inches long. 10. Male honeybees only get to have sex once in their life...because it kills them. During ejaculation the penis breaks off inside the female, and the male dies within hours. Courtesy of the book How Sex Works by Dr. Sharon Moalem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted January 21, 2013 Barack Obama is a lefty! And so was Bill Clinton, George Bush Sr. , Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford were also lefties. And speaking of Presidents, in 2016, the U.S. will have its first female President and it won't be Hillary Clinton. She is an attorney and has auburn hair. You heard it here first. Hehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted January 22, 2013 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Sweet Emily J 172062 Report post Posted January 23, 2013 Okay, so I am admittedly a hopeless political junkie and a sucker for anything Obama, but this is just awesome :) (at least in my world, lol) Obama bringing Sexy Back... I could watch it over and over... (what a dreamy smile :lovers: hehe) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nathalie L 112512 Report post Posted January 23, 2013 I'm cold. So cold. I'm sitting at my computer desk with a magic bag around my neck and another on my thighs. I've wrapped myself in the ugliest green blanket I own. I only own one green blanket, but that's a minor detail. My toes are poking out but I'm wearing wool socks, the same socks I wore to bed last night. I haven't showered yet. I sleep naked, but sometimes... in the dead of winter... I wear nothing but socks! The biggest, ugliest socks. It makes me want to have "Canadian" sex with a toque, socks, and under the blankets. I don't like breathing warm air though. It's quite the conundrum... Anyway, that's not here or now because I slept alone last night and I wasn't cold because I had my magic bags. mmm.... I'm getting warmer now... My random rant is over, I'm going to get back to that word document now... the one that holds the key to my presentation in seminar this afternoon... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Royalfun 55449 Report post Posted January 23, 2013 How to suck a woman... et voilà ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted January 24, 2013 Very odd... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted January 30, 2013 Look at this. You may have seen it before, but not like this: That's not a photo; it's a pencil drawing. So are these: The artist has a blog, which is worth a look. What really impressed me was his series of snapshots of the work-in-progress that became... this. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted January 30, 2013 Seriously stupid windchills today ..... So ladies if you were in Manitoba today this could be you.......an outtie And fellas....this could be you ......... an innie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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mister_crufty 4891 Report post Posted January 30, 2013 Awful joke: How is broccoli like anal sex? You're probably not going to like it if you were forced to have it as a kid. :-P I'm going straight to hell for that one.... Additional Comments: Although I know the above joke to be in exceptionally poor taste (which is why I find it funny), it was pointed out to me that it might be upsetting or triggering to some on this board. If this is the case for anyone, I sincerely apologize. It was not my intent and I will try to be more careful in the future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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