jafo105 39057 Report post Posted February 21, 2014 I got a similar response from every dating website and dating agency I went to. :confused0024: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted February 23, 2014 While men hide their lovers.., Women present them as their Friends.... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted February 23, 2014 What I think when I hear "Economy Class" What I think when I hear "Business Class" So. What is the real reality when flying? Just curious... just in case I ever win the lottery and can actually afford to go on a vacation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted February 24, 2014 If you ate yourself, would you be twice as big, or would you disappear completely? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted February 24, 2014 So. What is the real reality when flying? Just curious... just in case I ever win the lottery and can actually afford to go on a vacation. Easy come, easy go: If you win the lottery, keep flying economy! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 24, 2014 If a man talks while in the forest alone, is he still wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted February 25, 2014 This morning I woke up thinking about my very first company issued cellular phone. The year was 1988. Required daily charging Heavy and awkward to carry Very limited coverage area No internet, texting, GPS, or voice mail No incoming call display (Caller ID) Makes me appreciate my current cell phone a whole lot more. Requires charging every 30+ days Very discrete - slips in pocket Play Games, many other useful features 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted February 26, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted February 28, 2014 I'm going to visit Townsville dressed as a shark - maybe I can get lucky too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted March 3, 2014 Kate Upton, tiger cub and toe cleavage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 3, 2014 It's -30 with wind chill in the nation's capital. I really don't want to get up...it's so much warmer under the covers. Anyone care to join? (Female only please...lol) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted March 3, 2014 Kate Upton, tiger cub and toe cleavage. Gotta love that toe cleavage! It's -30 with wind chill in the nation's capital. I really don't want to get up...it's so much warmer under the covers. Anyone care to join? (Female only please...lol) Ladies, I have an electric blanket. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 3, 2014 Ladies, I have an electric blanket. Ladies, who needs an electric blanket? I have a tongue that never gets tired. ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted March 3, 2014 Ladies, who needs an electric blanket? I have a tongue that never gets tired I have an electric one of those too, just to cover the remote possibility that mine gets tired :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted March 4, 2014 Daylight Savings Time Sunday, March 9th Fist Day of Spring Thursday, March 20th First Day of Summer Saturday, June 21st [Guess what comes next...] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted March 5, 2014 How can I store some of the extra daylight being saved so I can use it in the Winter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 6, 2014 Alarm clocks are truly of the devil's making Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted March 8, 2014 Where can I get a copy of that book!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 8, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted March 8, 2014 Brazil! the country which has named these: Has banned these T-shirts as they are considered to promote sexual tourism to Brazil: Nothing like a good ban to get demand up, eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 9, 2014 Everything is made in China, except babies. They're made in VaChina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted March 9, 2014 Good looking ladies... We don't flirt.... We just simply SMILE :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted March 10, 2014 Nothing like a good ban to get demand up, eh? Yep. Here's the sequence: 1. Movie comes out, say about a religious topic 2. Nobody goes to see it 3. A religious group or church says it's blasphemy 4. Millions flock to the theaters to see what all the hoopla is all about Works for other movies & books too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 11, 2014 Good looking ladies... We don't flirt....We just simply SMILE :) Good looking guys (like me of course...lol) don't need to flirt, we're the ones who make the good looking ladies smile. ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
