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I actually have this, otherwise I wouldn't have believed it (company has since changed the packaging)

-Bounce fabric softener sheets... Do not use on fabric

Warning labels on products:

 

- Bowl Fresh:

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

 

- Hair Coloring:

Do not use as an ice cream topping.

 

- Dremel Electric Rotary Tool:

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

 

- Mattress

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

 

- Komatsu Floodlight:

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

 

- RCA Television Remote Control:

Not Dishwasher Safe.

 

- Slush Puppy Cup:

This ice may be cold.

 

- 500-piece puzzle:

Some assembly required.

 

- Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):

Do not turn upside down.

 

- Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

 

- Korean kitchen knife:

Warning keep out of children.

 

- Infant's bathtub:

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

 

- Disposable razor:

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

 

- Bottle of shampoo for dogs:

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

 

- Hand-held Massaging Device:

Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

 

- Microwave Oven:

Do not use for drying pets.

 

- Laundromat triple washer:

No small children.

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More elephants... this time, some old, injured and retired working elephants listening to a guy who lugged a piano up a mountain to play for them.

 

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