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Kinky shit OR extreme is exactly that....I've seen movies years ago at a bachleor party, where humans are partaking with live animals, which is just freaking wrong.

 

The real human kinky stuff, would be of fist f@#king, dildo's larger than any man on earth so she is hurting real bad, golden or brown showers...just additional kinky stuff for your thoughts.:twisted:

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Kinky shit OR extreme is exactly that....I've seen movies years ago at a bachleor party, where humans are partaking with live animals, which is just freaking wrong.

 

The real human kinky stuff, would be of fist f@#king, dildo's larger than any man on earth so she is hurting real bad, golden or brown showers...just additional kinky stuff for your thoughts.:twisted:

 

man that is just way too much info for me...are you sure you're my brother seperated at birth?

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man that is just way too much info for me...are you sure you're my brother seperated at birth?

 

Just passing some info to the thread bro, Ulix threw the chicken and donkey into the mix!:shock:

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I need someone to answer the question - was the chicken wearing feathers or nude?

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I need someone to answer the question - was the chicken wearing feathers or nude?

 

Well of course clean shaven...what else! lol:mrgreen:

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Hmmm- well to get really kinky, the chicken could have started with feathers and got shaved during the session. You know, some shower play to start, get all moist, get all shaven then get eaten by the donkey! Not literally, that would be wrong. :mrgreen:

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Now how would shave a donkey? I guess it would just take time, careful around the hind quarters those suckers get nervous. Probably better to us an ass, no jeopardy of the little fellows falling to foul play.

 

I do enjoy shaving a lady! I also enjoy washing there hair. Is it kinky if you shave there head? That is kinda the type of line for me, between erotic fun play and kinky but I am a very vanilla guy (well as far as dwarfs go).

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Now how would shave a donkey? I guess it would just take time, careful around the hind quarters those suckers get nervous. Probably better to us an ass, no jeopardy of the little fellows falling to foul play.

 

I do enjoy shaving a lady! I also enjoy washing there hair. Is it kinky if you shave there head? That is kinda the type of line for me, between erotic fun play and kinky but I am a very vanilla guy (well as far as dwarfs go).

 

About ten years ago, a mistress of mine wanted to engage in full body shaving. Which we did - completely shaving each other from head to toe. It was weird and exciting except I looked like a very pissed off cop with a bald head - license and registration please after a high speed chase. She totally got off on it and then we engaged in my being a puppet-master - you know what I mean.

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About ten years ago, a mistress of mine wanted to engage in full body shaving. Which we did - completely shaving each other from head to toe. It was weird and exciting except I looked like a very pissed off cop with a bald head - license and registration please after a high speed chase. She totally got off on it and then we engaged in my being a puppet-master - you know what I mean.

 

 

What did the wife say when you arrived home with nary a hair to your name???:shock:

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Ya I don't think I could have explained that one away! She even wonders why I shave my balls (it's not like she ever plans to lick them!!)

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What did the wife say when you arrived home with nary a hair to your name???:shock:

 

Honey, today I had a close shave!..:wink: - how about a glass of wine before dinner..."hair's" to you!

 

(sorry, I just had to be a smart ass with this).:-P

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What did the wife say when you arrived home with nary a hair to your name???:shock:

 

I do weird stuff/experimental quite often:

hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination

new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km)

I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick

I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot

I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice

 

So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald.

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I do weird stuff/experimental quite often:

hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination

new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km)

I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick

I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot

I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice

 

So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald.

 

cool...my wife would freak out!!:mrgreen:

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I do weird stuff/experimental quite often:

hey: I wonder what happens if you put this there? just use your imagination

new car: how fast will it go (ticket for 210 km)

I wonder what it would be like to be naked with 5000 people - Spencer Tunick

I wonder how many days I can stay stoned - 19, ran out of pot

I wonder if I can get 6 girls to all get naked with me at the same time - yes, twice

 

So this was just one more - I wonder what I would look like completely bald.

 

I salute you!

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What is kinky?.....well and escort review board that presently has a turkey in a pose at the top of the page!!!!

Now that is KINKY!!!!:shock:

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I didn't say she didn't freak out - she was not terribly surprised but neither was she happy.

 

I'm sure you" smoothed " things over with her, gave her some nice body slides:razz:

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What is kinky?.....well and escort review board that presently has a turkey in a pose at the top of the page!!!!

Now that is KINKY!!!!:shock:

 

LOL... finally someone noticed. - and it's not a review board! :???:

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What is kinky?.....well and escort recommendation board that presently has a turkey in a pose at the top of the page!!!!

Now that is KINKY!!!!:shock:

 

I would like to know the turkey's availability after Oct 13! MOD - can you help me with that? :razz:

Does not appear to be a spinner - has curves in the right places and carries them with grace!

 

Is is possible that the turkey has an album? Link please..

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Oh, I noticed, I just didn't say anything. It's like google changing its logo, it happens so just go with it.

 

LOL... finally someone noticed. - and it's not a review board! :???:

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Holy Shit that was the funnist thing I've seen in a long time!! I laughed so hard....thanks Mod.....Happy Gobble Gobble everyone!!! Are you getting Gobbled tonight???:mrgreen:

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Holy Shit that was the funnist thing I've seen in a long time!! I laughed so hard....thanks Mod.....Happy Gobble Gobble everyone!!! Are you getting Gobbled tonight???:mrgreen:

 

I love turkey covered in gravy - my special gravy - homemade.

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