Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 we all have them. You know, those things we do, eat, watch etc. that we don't tell even our closest friends. When I am feeling down, I blast the music and sing at the top of my lungs while dancing around naked. I sometimes get a craving for wonder bread with a kraft cheese slice, vadalia onions and miracle whip. I often read Harlequin romance novels. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 CERB is mine! When I'm down or up, it's the place I like to visit and no one knows except my fellow CERBites. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 white spaghetti with load of melt cheese on it with a glass of wine going to ride my horse alone bareback on a trail masturbate till I break my clit (that mean I masturbate for too long that i start bleeding...0_o) napping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickkkm 525 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 @ Malika.....masturbate till I break my clit (that mean I masturbate for too long that i start bleeding...0_o)..... are you serious?? wow!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 @ Malika.....masturbate till I break my clit (that mean I masturbate for too long that i start bleeding...0_o).....are you serious?? wow!! I have a toy call the hitachi magic wand...let's say that if you put it on a clit for 45 minutes it will do the job...0.0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reddog01 30280 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Seeing escorts and sharing experiences with like minded people on CERB is my dirty little secret. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Gin and 7 with lime...oh how I love gin!!! Puts me in a great mood and is so delicious!!!! :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rounding Third 9567 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 (edited) When I am down I pig out ... which is real bad... cookies, cheese, soda you name it, .. or I veg in front of the TV.. Sienfield eposides, and if I am real depresssed, a Leafs game.. or I go to Red Tube Porn clips, that makes me feel guilty..I am never down when I am on Cerb or seeing a lady. That is the time to be up..I mean in good spirits, no pun intended Edited October 26, 2011 by Z***ou**U added or I go to Red Tube Porn clips, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 I love to eat,anything,but mosty cake,a whole one thats one of my guilty pleasures,and like malika getting out my favorite toy and playing with it over and over!:redface: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoe Zee 13876 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 sleeping in late and staying in pajamas all day spaghetti and cheese whiz watching reality shows or reading trashy magazines all of these are my guilty pleasures, the only one I have totally cut out is the spaghetti and cheese whiz :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Making fancy cupcakes ( it's my #1 hobby) sitting in my jacuzzi bathtub with trashy tabloid magazines with a cosmo martini, watching old reruns on t.v., buying lingerie online and eating Hallow'een candy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 my new thing is to picture meg dancing naked........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Watching shows most of my guy friends would scoff at (smallville, quantum leap, moonlighting, lois and clark). Working out to Gonna Fly Now, Eye Of The Tiger, No Easy Way Out and other Rocky classics. Porn is definitely a guilty pleasure. And on that topic, just like Malika, the occasional jerk-off marathons :p. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Watching shows most of my guy friends would scoff at (smallville, quantum leap, moonlighting, lois and clark). Working out to Gonna Fly Now, Eye Of The Tiger, No Easy Way Out and other Rocky classics. Porn is definitely a guilty pleasure. And on that topic, just like Malika, the occasional jerk-off marathons :p.Posted via Mobile Device Quantum leap is my favorite! Guilty I am for watching all 6 Star Wars movies in the last few days. I think I can recite them. Guilty that the entire family will be going out as Star Wars Characters! Facebook games! Cuddling my kitties against their will "No, I want to snuggle!" SALT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 My number one guilty pleasure is telling my friends I got called into work and staying home reading a book and going to bed at 9pm. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Watching shows most of my guy friends would scoff at (smallville, quantum leap, moonlighting, lois and clark). Working out to Gonna Fly Now, Eye Of The Tiger, No Easy Way Out and other Rocky classics. Porn is definitely a guilty pleasure. And on that topic, just like Malika, the occasional jerk-off marathons :p.Posted via Mobile Device Quantum Leap....awesome!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IvyBlyss 713 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Watching Porn while using my Lelo toy(s) is the best mood lifter ( must admit 80% of my collection consists of Pirate Fetish Machine films) . Baking for hours wearing only heels with loud music ( maybe peaches or the cramps ),getting it all over me is the fun part :P I'll also admit to watching rediculous youtube videos such as Tom Green or Jenna Marbles. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 i have to keep a close eye on this thread.... -naked dancing in the house -baking naked...in heels.... makes holding my new puppy so boring......ouch....she just bit my nose... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 Fantasizing about Heather Vandeven :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrenadeMan 280 Report post Posted October 26, 2011 My guilty pleasure is to have a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and masturbate with a porn movie. This only ends up happening once a year or so. Usually during holiday season around Christmas, when I have time on hand, and it gets so cold that I don't feel like doing anything else. CERB and the lovely people here come second are my second guilty pleasure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaceyKatzegeist 152 Report post Posted October 27, 2011 Hm ... I'm not sure. I'm pretty open with everything in my life, so ... it's hard to say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ethernaut 100 Report post Posted October 27, 2011 Popcorn with lots of salt and butter, turn out the lights and watch a terrible movie like Aliens, or Resident Evil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted October 27, 2011 Wearing women's underwear. They're so soft and smooth but I never know which side is supposed to go over my face? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted October 27, 2011 Popcorn with lots of salt and butter, turn out the lights and watch a terrible movie like Aliens, or Resident Evil. Aliens is a terrible movie? Since when?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mutau 2516 Report post Posted October 27, 2011 Scenario A Find one juicy/crisp apple, core and then slice it; buy some sharp cheddar chess and slice it; buy a well made baquette and rip off some junks; but a smooth red wine, pop the cork, let the wine breath; sit in my rocker and then munch. sip, chew as life is contemplated and plans are made for my next rendezvous with a lovely CERB lady. :D Scenario B Communicate with and make an appointment for a luscioulsy erotic duo with two fine CERB ladies. :makeout: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
