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Anyone tried this new SPA on Merivale? Is this a just normal SPA or it has some happy stuff? If I call, how to ask if they provide the happy ending stuff? Thanks.

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As stated above, no happy endings but I go there for an excellent massage. My insurance pays for the legit massages they do there. They also do excellent pedicures and other spa services (not covered by insurance).

 

I go see an escort first then go to Unicorn for massage. Best of both worlds, highly recommend.

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As stated above, no happy endings but I go there for an excellent massage. My insurance pays for the legit massages they do there. They also do excellent pedicures and other spa services (not covered by insurance).

 

I go see an escort first then go to Unicorn for massage. Best of both worlds, highly recommend.

 

If your insurance company does not cover the cost, you can still claim it on your income tax as "medical expenses" however you must have a receipt as a backup, otherwise you are sol

Works for me.

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Why on on earth would they bother putting a quadruple x (should it be a triple x?) in the name if they didn't want to answer the inevitable question in the affirmative?

 

I have neither seen their ad nor visited but I wonder how effective this marketing approach is!

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Why on on earth would they bother putting a quadruple x (should it be a triple x?) in the name if they didn't want to answer the inevitable question in the affirmative?

 

Because Unix is an operating system, and they don't want to look like a bunch of nerds? :)

 

Looks like that's an edited version of their name - at least, that's what I got from slurp's post above.

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Why on on earth would they bother putting a quadruple x (should it be a triple x?) in the name if they didn't want to answer the inevitable question in the affirmative?

 

I have neither seen their ad nor visited but I wonder how effective this marketing approach is!

 

LOL, read man, read!!! OP didn't spell out the name, it's Unicorn! Ask him why he turned the name into a porn show ........

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LOL, read man, read!!! OP didn't spell out the name, it's Unicorn! Ask him why he turned the name into a porn show ........

 

.....They'd run around free while the Earth was being born

And the loveliest of all was the unicorn .....

 

OK now I'm reading! lol

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LoL... That is interesting. I usually used X for unknown or something to hide. I did not realized that XXXX is actually more X than XXX. LOL... I am curious why XXX is used for Porn business.

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LoL... That is interesting. I usually used X for unknown or something to hide. I did not realized that XXXX is actually more X than XXX. LOL... I am curious why XXX is used for Porn business.

X was was a rating for movies. The more X's used, the more explicit it was considered.

You can read about it here...

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_rating

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LOL, read man, read!!! OP didn't spell out the name, it's Unicorn! Ask him why he turned the name into a porn show ........

 

I thought the XXX was there because mod caught the name of the vendor, did not realize the OP had XXXX input.....too funny!!

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this is a legit massage business. for the best RMT massage ever , book an appointment with Jenny, she also loves to talk about meditation, spirituality.

 

although no happy ending in the sexual sense, I am always happy after I leave.

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Because Unix is an operating system, and they don't want to look like a bunch of nerds? :)

 

Looks like that's an edited version of their name - at least, that's what I got from slurp's post above.

Do they offer to fix you with fsck's? ;)

 

(Nerd translation: "fsck" is a filesystem fix command from Unix).

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Do they offer to fix you with fsck's? ;)

 

(Nerd translation: "fsck" is a filesystem fix command from Unix).

 

Can they format your hard drive :icon_biggrin:

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Nope, they prefer floppy discs LOL

 

Floppy disk are a thing of the past, now we have jump drives :lol:

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Floppy disk are a thing of the past, now we have jump drives :lol:

 

I don't know about you but i tend to be in a Solid-state a lot :) ...SSD.

 

ok, this thread just got real nerdy, lol.

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I don't know about you but i tend to be in a Solid-state a lot :) ...SSD.

 

ok, this thread just got real nerdy, lol.

Is that SSD a solid-state dick? :)

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Is that SSD a solid-state dick?

 

It depends on the firmware version.....:icon_smile:

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Looks like this thread got a little side-tracked at the end..LOL!

 

Im going in to Unicorn Spa today for a deep tissue massage. I have a good friend who works there and she treats me good....well with out a happy ending!

 

Cant wait to get this knot out of my back:(

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