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All of the ingredients I need to make Unicorn Dust!

Glitter drinks are the new thing, so I have to cash in on that.

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All of the ingredients I need to make Unicorn Dust!

Glitter drinks are the new thing, so I have to cash in on that.

Wait. How do you expect to cash in on that stuff. It's so expensive....

 

Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

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Wait. How do you expect to cash in on that stuff. It's so expensive....

 

Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

Hah! A likely tale!
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