ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted May 27, 2009 Who can recommend a GREAT sex swing? I promised Emma one some time ago and I always deliver on my promises - sometimes too slowly however. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted May 27, 2009 well...I will be the first to offer my services to install such swing...or at least a mounting position for the swing in her new place in Ottawa when it is set.....:razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted May 27, 2009 Your the best!:grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 This might work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEfTr_0iEc&feature=related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 YOU ARE TRING TO TAKE AWAY MY FUN DUDE........ hahahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 I love it ! I love it! What fun we can have! kiss, kiss, kiss ulixestrojan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redstorm 121 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 I know I will be enjoying it in the future with your guidance and expertise Emma. Maybe we can invite a special someone into the mix. I think she would be heartbroken if we didn't include her. At least it will get me relaxed for your other mischievous toy :o Oh dear, Oh my... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 That looks like the one you want dude! :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 That looks like the one you want dude! :lol: Thats what i'm talking about........!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Well while you're getting Emma's, you want to get one for me too? :P Or, more books full of sexy, naughty ladies :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166766 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Ulixes, here on the West Coast, we really need one of those. Honest. We really, really need one. Ottawa is full of pervy stuff already. I mean, look at the House of Commons! But here in granola land, there are just far too few swings. I am centrally located in Vancouver, so of course this is the place.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dorinda Bloom 44036 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 At home I have a "Love Swing"! It is a harness that hangs from a ceiling beam and I prefer it to the kind with the 4 legged base as the hanging version seems sturdier and is a much better space saver! You can just unhook it when you are done and put it away in a drawer or some other discreet storage spot; the neighbors and friends are none the wiser when they come over - unless of course they look up and see the giant hook from the ceiling. I just love the look of surprise when I hand the harness to the man and say, "YOU hang up the sex swing while I go put something sexy on"! Priceless everytime! :grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 you should see the look on my face...priceless........! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etasman2000 15994 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 the neighbors and friends are none the wiser when they come over - unless of course they look up and see the giant hook from the ceiling. Being an innocent gent :wink: I would just think that you had a giant house plant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214090 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 You should see the look on my face too.... priceless..:bddog: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123366 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 you should see the look on my face three....priceless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 At home I have a "Love Swing"! It is a harness that hangs from a ceiling beam and I prefer it to the kind with the 4 legged base as the hanging version seems sturdier and is a much better space saver! You can just unhook it when you are done and put it away in a drawer or some other discreet storage spot; the neighbors and friends are none the wiser when they come over - unless of course they look up and see the giant hook from the ceiling.I just love the look of surprise when I hand the harness to the man and say, "YOU hang up the sex swing while I go put something sexy on"! Priceless everytime! :grin: That is genius. Now I want one of these hanging ones. Damn you people for putting all kinds of sexy ideas in my head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 3, 2009 Just a note of Caution: If you plan to install a swing hung to a ceiling, please have a professional install it. Just screwing an eyebolt to a joist is not really adequate. I've installed these things and the best method is to get into the attic if possible and install some wood across two joists, and attach a carriage bolt with washers and nut to that. If possible. If not possible, then the longest eyebolt you can find and make sure you're hitting the center of a joist, not just the edge. Even worse is just hitting a piece of strapping. If you're in a concrete apartment, drill into the concrete with the proper size bit and use a proper lag bolt and shield. Just my Play safe and have fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 3, 2009 Now see everyone...Capitalman does care! he might come across a little harsh, but behind that tool belt is a man that cares for your well being! You are a good handy man Cap! I'd hire ya for my bar! Yes lay safe...sorry... play safe...jeez:lol: And yes Dorinda, anytime I'm allowed to play in your swing set just give me a holler!:wink: Just a note of Caution: If you plan to install a swing hung to a ceiling, please have a professional install it. Just screwing an eyebolt to a joist is not really adequate. I've installed these things and the best method is to get into the attic if possible and install some wood across two joists, and attach a carriage bolt with washers and nut to that. If possible. If not possible, then the longest eyebolt you can find and make sure you're hitting the center of a joist, not just the edge. Even worse is just hitting a piece of strapping. If you're in a concrete apartment, drill into the concrete with the proper size bit and use a proper lag bolt and shield. Just my Play safe and have fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted June 3, 2009 Now see everyone...Capitalman does care! he might come across a little harsh, but behind that tool belt is a man that cares for your well being! You are a good handy man Cap! I'd hire ya for my bar! Yes lay safe...sorry... play safe...jeez:lol: And yes Dorinda, anytime I'm allowed to play in your swing set just give me a holler!:wink: Hahaha, he doesn't care, he's just trying to stay ahead of me in the posting! I jest, of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 4, 2009 I'm not trying to stay ahead of you, I AM ahead of you! Hahaha, he doesn't care, he's just trying to stay ahead of me in the posting! I jest, of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted June 4, 2009 Well you are, now that I've kicked your butt and motivated you. Hahahaa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 4, 2009 Yes, behind every successful man there's a woman, so they say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ford1976 1074 Report post Posted June 4, 2009 I always preferred to be a motivated man, behind a sexy woman :wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmaman315 101 Report post Posted June 4, 2009 Now I hope you get one of those EMMA :) by the time I get up there to visit ya :) fun fun for sure :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
