DwayneR 2103 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 I am looking for a dou. Must be Both blonde Have long legs Skinny with big breasts Able to do the splits for an extended period of time. Very talented Reliable Clean quiet, location With lots of parking Must be open minded Mother and Daughter team and be interactive Must be Filipinos And both dwarfs. Any suggestions? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
throckmortonpruddygo 2025 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Yes. A sanity check. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Claire Heavens 51771 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 LMFAO. Good thing i kept reading..... I was like omg what a FuckerDouche! Too Funny ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhantomKnight 7914 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Haha. Blonde philipino dwarfs. That'll be tough to find. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***rgi*****9 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 You may be able to find some Hobbits that may potentially fit the bill. I suggest looking on BP you'd be amazed what you might find!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horndog66 14104 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 LOL!! At least you gave us something to work with when trying to help you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob spence 1199 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Im sure your local sex shop could customize a blow up doll for yourself!!!!! Try it out let us know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha !!! Awesome ! Thx for the chuckle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Is that it??? LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4nbstd 400 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 I'm sure someone on BP is advertising exactly what you are looking for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humper 596 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Im glad he is not picky! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horndog66 14104 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Im sure your local sex shop could customize a blow up doll for yourself!!!!! Try it out let us know. Better make that two blow up dolls! :icon_mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fiskaa 2600 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 Ha,ha...too funny. I look forward to reading a review of this impending adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstallion 1819 Report post Posted June 27, 2013 That is exactly what I have been looking for but I was going to add a clown as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted June 28, 2013 Dwayne I just ran into them, they are in shoppers buying hair dye lol Too funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zcmy 280 Report post Posted June 28, 2013 I'm sure it can be easily arranged. :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M****ella's C****s (retire Report post Posted June 28, 2013 hahaha, I was about to have a bitch fit till I kept reading! Awesomesauce! ^_^ Thank's for the good read made me laugh!! Hope you manage to find that outstanding duo lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted June 28, 2013 I had just the right girls for you but then ... your post turned hilarious ... Do they need to wear high heels? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted June 30, 2013 I am looking for a dou.Must be Both blonde Have long legs Skinny with big breasts Able to do the splits for an extended period of time. Very talented Reliable Clean quiet, location With lots of parking Must be open minded Mother and Daughter team and be interactive Must be Filipinos And both dwarfs. Any suggestions? I worked with a woman at the power plant that might just fit the bill. Does albino count as a very light blonde? For the daughter part, she actually has two but they are conjoined so splits is on the menu. Long legs in relation to short torso. Not Filipino but their dad's name is Phil. They were conceived in a Pinto wagon. Pm for more details. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xmy556 6095 Report post Posted June 30, 2013 Not Filipino but their dad's name is Phil. They were conceived in a Pinto wagon. Oh man, too much!! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
