Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 ... that already has 284 other threads running simultaneously... Seriously. It has me so upset that no one is hearing what I have to say. My cat just vomited a furball on my couch because she was so upset that I was upset. My dog just ate the furball that my cat vomited on the couch because he didn't want the cat upset that I was upset. He was also upset. My goldfish tried to tell me to check for other threads in the forum, but fuck him. He's a goddamn goldfish. I don't appreciate his fishsplaining anyhow. Plus, who understands them anyhow. They speak fucking fish. And they have that holier than thou fish attitude that you know will come with a look of hate and judgemental derision. I should just feed him to the cat. Except that the cat just puked. How else will everyone know that I have an opinion on that topic that has upset me and maybe you too? Okay maybe I saw the other threads but that guy said the same thing that I wanted to say and his post got buried, so if I start a new thread that guy won't get rep, but I sure as hell will. And you know what??? It affects all of us. Except for the people it doesn't. And who really cares about them. Splitters. They probably do stuff to squirrels and watch furniture pornography. I am important. I don't have time to waste reading other peoples posts. Their opinion really doesn't matter as much as mine does. And that's why I am creating the 285th thread on a topic that has been covered and commented on by 2602 providers and 2763 clients. So. Here's my opinion on that thing that now has 285 threads running simultaneously. Are you ready? I don't like it. Nope. Not one bit. Has anyone bothered to consult both sides of this argument? Has anyone bothered to check Wikipedia to see how they handle it in other countries??? I have. That makes me much smartererer than any of you who haven't checked on Wikipedia in the past two hours. Cuz that shit changes. All the time. I know. Cuz I am a trusted contributor. So what are our next steps? We agitate. We protest. We write anyone who has an email address. We create fake email addresses just to write our emails to... and then we create more fake email addresses to write from. This is a grassroots movement. We need the support of every person regardless of whether their belly button is an innie or an outie (but outies kinda give me the heebie jeebies.) And THAT's how I feel. And YOU are better for knowing it. The end. Unless someone writes another thread on the same topic. 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 Yes there is another thread started on same topic. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WriteOn 3250 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 Not sure what the subject is here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 Well I just was going to start another thread about that thing but seeing as OD just did I won't. And I won't even go on and on about that thing by posting a reply on this thread thus causing it to go on and on. It's the least I can do. Oooppps I just replied didn't I. But at least I didn't start a new thread RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 12, 2014 Shit, I posted a thread and I don't even have a dog or a fish. I guess I will run around my incall location naked screaming: the bill is coming, the bill is coming, all by myself, big smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 The dog just threw up on the couch in solidarity with the cat. The cat decided that he was not going near the dog vomit, cuz, ummm... gross. The dog took matters into his own hands (okay paws you biology nazis) and cleaned up his own mess. He no longer feels it is necessary to feel solidarity with the cat. He now thinks the cat is an asshole just throwing up to seek attention and affection that he thinks he unjustly deserves. The fish wasn't looking at me with eyes of derision. The fish wasn't looking at me at all. In fact, the fish has been dead for two weeks. I have no idea how he maintained the posture of animation but that little bugger made me waste two weeks worth of food by pretending to be alive. I hate fish. Back to the matter at hand. There have been developments. That guy that had something similar to what I said on the 151st thread in the 180th post has now retracted his statement and is now in full support of the thing that most of us, well, at least me, are in total disagreement with. I know I am dangling participles but dammit this issue is so important that it justifies ignoring the tenets of proper sentence structure. Plus I am too damn lazy to go back and edit sentences to appear smarmy and educated. The University of Phoenix Online granted me a doctorate in Sentence Making (with a minor in Eastern European Barbecue techniques), so I do have artistic license to write however the hell I want to (and yes I dangled that participle on purpose, neener.) There may be a protest today. I am sure that the protest will involve a Hungarian woman named Ruth and a man named Bill (country of origin, unknown.) Some of you may be inclined to join with "Ruth" (not her real name, cuz no Hungarians name a kid "Ruth") and Bill ... DON'T. Bill and fake Ruth are really in concert with the powers that be (bastards) and are gathering names for the MAN. For heaven's sake don't sleep with Bill. You can however sleep with fake Hungarian Ruth. She is a charming woman with unbelievable talents, if ya know what I mean (nudge nudge wink wink.) But back to the issue at hand. Don't let this thing happen. Avoid fake protests and join with Canadian woman Shannon and Bosnian Miroslav. Shannon is also talented. Miroslav just has a funny name and needs friends. They are having a protest on a corner near the place that we all should gather at (ooooooohhhh I'm a dangling participle ninja... you NEVER expected that!!!) More updates later. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 My cat heard about the dog vomit, don't know which upset him more, the thought of dog vomit or the thought he had to share his apartment with a dog But it woke him out of a sound sleep...and he went jumping...I think most of all to avoid the vomit RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fortunateone 156618 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 Well I just was going to start another thread about that thing but seeing as OD just did I won't. And I won't even go on and on about that thing by posting a reply on this thread thus causing it to go on and on. It's the least I can do.Oooppps I just replied didn't I. But at least I didn't start a new thread RG Damn, since this one was put up, now I have to wait until tonight to put up mine. I wouldn't want too many on the same topic done at the exact same time, that would be crazy. I am going to put this http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=607096#post607096 in all my posts from now on. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmwq 5477 Report post Posted June 13, 2014 What topic has you so upset again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted June 13, 2014 Leave it to OD. The most entertainment I have had in a long time! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 13, 2014 This guy can't take seeing it anymore LOL 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 13, 2014 It's official the dogs and fish are taking over the world. They are starting with the Bill C-36. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted June 13, 2014 My 2 gold fish are having a problem stuffing these 300+ envelops, they keep complaining about the envelops getting wet and sticking together, they say their long beautiful fins are just not strong enough. Come on Health & Prosperity, You CAN do it!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 17, 2014 Why has nobody posted to this thread for three days? I cannot believe that you're all just going to let this one go. It's too important. Piles of pet-vomit are at stake! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted June 19, 2014 My gold fish are on strike, they say working conditions suck! So here I am left to stuff these 300 envelops all by myself. No paper cuts yet tho, and have 100 or so to go! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 19, 2014 Please no more I can't take any more of these threads 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
