Oh do I ever!!
It was a friend's birthday and her one wish was to get a lapdance. We piled into her boyfriend's car and made our first trip to a strip club, Barefax.
We had no idea what to expect but an empty bar was definitely a surprise.
We made ourselves cozy in pervert's row and got to work on picking out "The One". She had to be hot, and she had to look like she was having fun. Unfortunately most of the girls looked bored, not to mention disappointed that their only potential clients were a handful of drunk chicks that were scrutinizing their lazy spins and hefty bellies.
We were about to give up, but damn it, we must have dropped over $200 on booze and we were NOT leaving without some hot titty action.
The bass is booming, the lights spinning and out of nowhere this spunky blonde hops on stage with the biggest smile on her face.
Wow.
She got to work on stage when her eyes met mine. She then dropped on all fours and seductively crawled towards me with a naughty twinkle in her eye. As she approached our side of the stage she grabbed my hand and dragged me up with her. Before I could regain my composure she unexpectedly removed my belt with the flick of her wrist and proceeded to use it to give me quite the sexy beating. I looked down at my friends who were simply dying with laughter as the lady in question buried her head between my legs.
That's when I remembered why I was there in the first place.
I slowly ran my tongue up her neck and whispered my sexy request in her ear. She looked at me, looked at my friend and gave me a nod.
Several minutes later they both return with my friend rather breathless, sweaty and at a loss for words.
"WOW!" she yelled, "Best birthday EVER!"
That was it, I had to try this girl. I had never experienced a lapdance and she seemed like the perfect candidate for newbies.
I approached her from behind, grabbed her lovely bum and slipped a twenty in her hand. She made a sexy purring sound and led me up the flight of stairs with the DJ giving me a big thumbs up.
I sat down in the chair with her apologizing for the lack of privacy. I said I didn't mind, especially since we were the only ones up there. That was when she tore off my shirt and bra and stuck her tongue down my throat. Oh, yummy. I frantically ran my hands over her body, thrilled to even be in the presence of such a sexy, vivacious woman. She nibbled on my ear and whispered she had a surprise. She quickly ran off and I heard a faint buzzing that grew stronger as she approached me. She then removed my jeans and placed the vibrator between my legs. I started quivering and moaning which got her very excited. We made out some more with our bodies intertwined when the music changed its beat.
"That's it, darlin'" she whispered. Until next time.