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Bonjour Cerb community, I am not sure if that is the place to post what I need to share, sorry if it was inappropriate to do so. I would like to say that I know that I am a big, voluptuous, chubby, fat, what ever you call it, woman. I don't need to be reminded of it by insulting anounynous emails from people pretending they saw my ads on Cerb. I promote myself with this particularity, I think i am quite well aware that i am big. I believe that Cerb has proven to be the most respectful board regarding the sex industry - at least here in Canada. If you have nothing better to do with your time than insulting Cerb ladies, I believe you just don't belong here. If you disagree with the words that I chose to advertise, make a complain to the administration of this website, not myself. Let them be the judge of it, I believe they have criterias that advertisers should respect, if mine are out of the line, I trust that will do what they need to do. Finally, if you believe that a fat woman is insane to offer escort services, and even more at the price I offer mine, that is your opinion and I don't have a problem with it - your allowed to think what ever you want. But if you use the anonymity of Internet to insult that same person, I also believe that you are a major immature loser with way too much time on his hands. I think I made my point, I have nothing more to add. Lou

Sorry but I disagree with this statement. I have had a "relationship" or seeing a particular SP for over a year or so. In fact there was many times when I arrive, it was shoes off,coat off and taking me by the hand and straight to the play room. She is not a fool, she trusts me a thousand percent. Of course I always had paid prior to leaving her, she is not a fool, just a very close and dear friend that takes that illusion that it is more then just date, but a passion love affair. Business is/was always dealt with, at professional level by both of us. That said, I repeated with her and other ladies where the envelope is left on a dresser 99.9% of the time, or in her hand prior to session or given after the session. I'm not there with any lady to get a free one, why would I jeopardize my reputation? Fools no, trusting good friends..yes, but you must have a rapport with a lady to gain that trust always. Call it business, call it payment,money,gift,transaction or "donation"

I consider myself as a courtesan not for being more high class then the others, but by the kind of session we have. I believe a prostitute is there to fill your sexual needs in exchange of money. An escort is there to spend quality time with you. She may have some restrictions. A courtesan is there to seduce you in every way possible, not to be seduce, but to fulfill ALL your needs and fantasies. Unlike the escort that may have some restrictions.

Ya know, when I think of Brothels, I have that whole picture of the Westerns in movies. Frankly, if that was the case, and I could wear all those amazing dresses and have my hair all big, a piano playing in the background, and cowboys everywhere gambling. I Totally Would! However, those would not be the circumstances of today's brothels. Sharing my private room and closet with another girl. Having my gentlemen walking in and out in front of others. No Thank you. I see the sisterhood and kum-ba-yah of it all, but it's just not for me. I can;t even live with a room mate. Let alone share my bed with another lady and some stranger.

Thanks Megan. Of course these person are not worth my time. Since i started my business, i must have received about 20 of these, which some specifying they saw my Cerb posts. Some claiming I do false advertisement because I sometime use terms like hourglass figure, voluptuous, etc. They believe i should use fat, fat and strictly fat. I lost time answering to some, using of a pretty raw language myself. I am done answering, that is why I needed to share it here. I am also quite aware that other ladies my size do receive them also. And for those of you who like big asses, feel free to continue enjoying my pics and ads:) Lou

You are referring specifically to the bawdy-house laws, but there are indeed many laws pertaining to prostitution. Living off the avails of another person's prostitution is illegal. If you are running an agency, you are living off the avails of prostitution and this is not legal in Canada. An incall agency could be charged with keeping a common bawdy house AND living off the avails. An outcall agency could NOT be charged with keeping a common bawdy house because they are outcall-only, but they could definitely be charged with living off the avails. The only way to work completely legally as a prostitute in Canada is to work independently without any third party (agency, security guard, or driver, etc.), arrange all encounters privately, not within public view (email and phone), and to do outcalls only. Also, just to clarify, you the client could not be charged nor could the lady. But the agency and any others profiting from her work (drivers, security guards, etc.) could be charged. So you and the lady have nothing to fear! Not saying I agree with this, but that is the way the law is currently. I find the "living off the avails" law very paternalistic and it pisses me off like no other!!

Hmmm....Suddenly I'm thinking of a roleplay where those KISS condoms might be awesome!! Yeesh! There isn't anything Gene Simmons won't put his name/face on. He's not that a good a bassist, a below average singer, but the guy is a marketing genius. I'm not sure there's anyone better at pimping himself out and more delusional about himself.

damnage, I think that 613girls is the same as Ottawa Playgirls managed by Tracey. I have used Ottawa Playgirls and in most parts I was happy with the services and the ladies. They are loyal to their customers and they treat their ladies well (which are both "hard to find" attributes for an agency), and these are very important factors to me. In regard to not answering your questions as related to services, well It is always YMMV. So, they can't guarantee the service or services. It is (and must be) lady's choice. So, they for example can not promise you DFK or DATY if the lady (whom by the way they work for and represent them, not other way round) has the choice what services to offer (after she sees you since she doesn't have super natural powers to know beforehand about your hygiene, looks, personality, treatment of the lady, respect .....). So, can't blame them in any way. IT IS YMMV and lady's choice. Check the recommendation section to see if the lady you are interested is recommended. Sometimes services are listed too (but again YMMV). You may also find this thread useful. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=44497&highlight=playgirls I hope it helps.

Even if licensed and legal, I wouldn't go to a brothel. For me, seeing a lady is much much much more than paying for sexual services. It is the initial meeting, sitting down, talking over drinks, kissing/cuddling, and yes the sexual side as well. But it's part of the encounter, not the whole reason for the encounter...at least for me. I couldn't see myself having this type of encounter in a brothel, people coming and going. My preference is an outcall to my hotel room or to the lady's incall. And as a final thought, brothels feed into the sterotype that escorting is just about sex for money, I think for alot of guys, it's much more than that, and the ladies provide more than just sex, they provide companionship. RG

If your conscience is telling you no, don't do it. I've met with several guilt-induced married men and I find their inability to relax and feel comfortable doesn't allow them to truly enjoy the experience.

Rules for grocery cart travel 1. Always book through a reputable grocery cart travel agent. 2. Test drive your cart before accepting it as your final choice. Beware of: (a) Wonky Wheel - the cart that has a wonky wheel will whip your cream, scramble your eggs and bounce your beef. Wonky wheels are generally a front wheel that flutters wildly at any speed beyond a crawl. (b) Skid wheel. - the antithesis of wonky wheel, skid wheel locks up and makes it feel like you are pushing a snow shovel through three feet of snow rather than gently pushing your cart. 3. Avoid persons with blue hair, support hose, polyester pants, and thick glasses. Sure. They look like grandma. That's what they want you to believe. They are hell spawn. They use the innocent guise to take out their built up rage by targeting the Achilles tendons of anyone in their vicinity. 4. Avoid families. Families tend to park their carts in the dead centre of an aisle with the sole purpose of dominating a section and blocking you from getting what you want. Skirt around them and hit them from behind, using skills you learn from blue haired people. 5. Produce section. Vegan and environmentalist alert. You will see them, the gaunt and urban hip, patrolling the free range lettuce section. They sneer at your factory farm celery and prepackaged carrots. Fuck em up by taking the pepperoni sticks that you are going to buy, opening, eating and breathing on them. They will flee. 6. Dairy section. Frequently dominated by egg inspectors and milk carton expiration checkers. Nothing you can do about these, they are implicit in the region. Flatulence seems to be a short term plan to drive them off briefly, but they will return. 7. Frozen food aisle. Only a boon in the summer time. Personal experience says that it is impolite to ask buxom young women to remove their parkas mid winter whilst strolling in this section. 8. Bread and pastry aisle. Perhaps the one safe haven in the store, you can protect yourself between the standing piles of bread and pastry. 9. The checkout. Take the mid size line. The short line will be dominated by people who have healthier food than you and will mock you for the Pogos, pop tarts and frosted flakes in your cart. Longer lines are dominated by families sending their offspring for one last thing, alcoholics paying for their discounted food with dimes, nickels and pennies, and the blue haired people attempting to use coupons that expired in the 1970s. 10. Best advice? Move to a town that lets you shop online and delivers the food to you.