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How many of us have worded things without thinking of the different ways our writing could be interpreted? I know I have, literally hundreds of times. I prefer to err on the side of "no malice intended" when reading threads that have statements that could be interpreted in different ways. Life is too short to nit pick and assume people are hurtful by nature. cat

After recovering from a bad cold last week it was time again to venture out and have a bit of fun. I had been talking to carmen4you and found her bubbly personality engaging and a contrast to my rather somber teeth gritting mood lately. I met her in her incall location and was first greeted by her friendly cat. She is still in the process of unpacking and apologizes for 'living out of bags'. I didn't have the heart to tell her I've been 'living out of bags' for years :icon_redface: She is very much like her picture, with a cute toothfairy face and bright eyes. We sat and chatted before becoming intimately acquainted. Please note that Carmen is safe GFE, offers only CBJ and no kissing on the lips. The first thing in order was a daty. She had warned me that she is introverted during daty but it just meant I had the joy of looking for subtle signs. It was also trilling to experience the period of calmness and the quick sudden explosion at the end, like a flash storm on a long humid day. Carmen held two wonderful surprises for this daty fan: Carmen has a small carpet and she squirts! Soon Junior was covered and for this non BJ fan I must admit that Carmen is skilled in this area. We continued with a cowgirl and ended in fits of laughter as we made fun of Senior.

What a perfect evening. I was met at the door by Teresa. It was a really sexy greeting and right away I was instantly ready. This girl is awesome. She was wearing the same lingerie as in her photos with that short skirt that gives a hint of a beautiful bum. We went into the room and as we pealed away the clothes, it was more than sexy it was really a great experience from the combination of the sweetness of an asian, gorgeous breasts (perfect) and sexy whispers. We started with the shower, where she soaped all over, under, around and did a little foreplay. Her strokes really have an effect. Then after the shower a nice massage, bj, and then the finale. Which was pretty awesome. Interesting combination of tender, sexy and really good at making you feel like a king. She is definitely an hour person. She takes her time and its fun to be with her. I hope she is busy as we have to keep her here. Treat her well and enjoy a beatiful busty asian. The photos are real. No enhancements.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. What can I say to make you sleep with me? First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited! I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'? I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex. I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together? I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

I would have to say that if the regular becomes a regular with the expectation a discount will be in the offering at some point, then as soon as he brings up the subject he ceases to be a preferred client lol. This business isn't quite the same as the golf course, but perhaps consider it similar to other services: you seen one barber for a year, do you ask them for a discount to continue to see them? You have had your accountant and your lawyer for over a year, do you ask/expect them to give you a discount? Your doctor visits, you do that regularly too, I imagine? Discounts (I know, we have health care lol), but what about the dentist? I've had 10 fillings over the past 7 years, is my 11th one free? Now, if a guys is a regular visitor to an sp that starts offering specials and one day discounts, then it is in his best interest to call her up on those days and take advantage of it. He could even ask to be on her email list to alert him of these upcoming deals. But if he does end up calling her only when she is running a special or discount, I can imagine that he goes from being a treasured regular to "that guy who wants a deal." Believe me, we all have one or two of "those guys", and they are not our preferred clients, especially when they are calling to see if we are available, they've been before, then after double checking the rate (or confirming that no we are not accepting 40-50 less than our regular rates today), they don't show up.

My gentle suggestion is go and spend some time on the STD/STI websites; look at pictures of the diseases and infections that will be prevented by the use of a condom. If this a mental hang up, you simply need to familiarize yourself with why a condom is your friend... cat

Ertw. I suggest you check out this thread ... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43237 I also think if you want a succesful encounter going through the announcement section and going through ads of ladies who offer this for you to get an idea of what they offer and their rates and then check the recommendations of those who picked your interest but more importantly communicate with them beforehand. I have never been in a menage a trois but if spending time with one individual when chemistry is not there is awkward I can only imagine with two he he. I am sure gents who have been part of threesomes will make suggestions, again my advice is to contact both ladies as like in everything YMMV. Good luck! Additional Comments: Oops RG already provided that link, sorry!

This just seems like a no-brainer to me. you pay. Then you play. Why on earth would it be any different. You're not in a restaurant or a bar - you're privileged to be where you are, and your SP is taking far more risks than you are. If you're not willing to pay up front, this isn't the hobby for you.

I've cancelled once, been cancelled on and have been no showed on a couple of occassions. I think a client not showing is by far the worst as it gives virtually no chance for the sp invloved to accept something else that might come up last minute. Shit does happen and I've struggled with not taking it personally when it's happened to me. Some what the nature of the beast I suppose but no fun for anyone on either end. This game is tough enough already for all involved....lets try to be kind to each other. Peace MG

Please lets try and remember that this is this young mans first ever post here on CERB. How many of us had the understanding of the language and politics of sex work down pat from the get go? Please give this young man the same oppertunity to learn the ropes that we all had. I thought that his question was a valid one. As SPs we all get to decide what our personal risk tolerance is, some of us give BBBJ, some only covered. It's our personal choice, I'd rather have a client who was open and honest with me than one who had been shamed or driven by desperation to keeping health information a secret. November

The Montreal Mirror's Best of Montreal 2011, Nightlife Section (http://www.montrealmirror.com/wp/2011/05/12/nightlife), is also a good year-round reference on where to have fun in Montreal.

Not impressed with the word " willing " either. Not at all.

My answer above is pretty much general regarding STDs, but re-reading your post, I want to ask why it is you're 'willing to try escorts'? Because, just like any other woman you may try to score with, your sexual history impacts whether we will say yes or no. Not to sound too harsh, but if its rejection you're scared of, contacting escorts likely won't garner much different of a response than in the general public. The best way to deal with this is to simply live your life. Bring it up with a prospective partner when the time is right. I have a few close friends who are in long-term relationships, where one partner has herpes. But since they love each other, it's a non-issue. And the other partner still is fine.

Teresa is very very pretty. High cheek bones and beautiful eyes that are mesmerizing. Legs looked awesome in her heels. She greeted me with lots of kisses and rubbing her leg against my crotch, grabbing and generally being very playful. I'm of the age that the wood doesn't usually rise without some decent stimulation but I was pitching a real tent just from the sight of her and her occasional leg rubbing my crotch. she was wearing that cute outfit from her online pics, the ones with grey skirt and black/red bra. Only difference was she wore panties to match the bra and different heels. YUM! http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3323 So we start disrobing each other and that amazing rack is as advertised .... wonderful breasts and nicely responsive to slurping. Slurp Jr sure approved ..... We headed to the shower and she was very playful, first soaping me up and stroking me hard and then bbbj. I was as stiff as I have been in years. Back to bedroom and a half decent massage and then DATY. She complied and even spread her lips open for me, neatly trimmed and a really nice looking kitty and sweet tasting as well. She seemed to enjoy and maybe came, if not a good fake job. Then bbbj and it was more than adequate, DT included. Slurp jr was responding the best in ages, he really liked her and her bbbj. We moved on to MPOS and everything was great. I got a leg cramp so took a break and she asked if I wanted some water. After a short break she gave a few strokes and then hopped aboard again. After a bit of that I asked her for more BJ, she asked if I wanted CIM. I said sure and she proceeded with a very nice bbbj and then HJ to completion. I was going to ask for another hat but decided to just relax and enjoy. I really enjoyed everything and hope she returns.

Note, I did preview this recommendation to Angel before posting it publicly due to it's explicit content. She emphatically agreed to have me share the intimate details of our encounter! :p However ymmv is still something to consider. No part of this wonderful lady or her equally wonderful services should ever be taken for granted. With that in mind, Enjoy the read! :) After months of PMing back and forth, profile posts, and photo comments, I FINALLY got to meet this amazing sweetie yesterday evening! It was like seeing an old girlfriend who I hadn't seen in years, an old girlfriend who is even more stunning and gorgeous than I remember, in which I mean that her pics don't do her justice, and let's face it guys, her pics are pretty damn nice as it is! The built up sexual tension between us was very much apparent. From the second the door opened until the moment I took my leave we couldn't keep our hands...and mouths...off of each other. Angel has the unique talent of simultaneously being the adorably shy girl next door and the naughty little minx your mother always warned you about. Starting with some very sexy, intense making out...I was sitting on the edge of the bed, while she was standing in front of me, slowly undressing each other while kissing different parts of our bodies, all the while, she was very quiet, but no less sensual....soft, sexy moans. Once my fingers found her warm and waiting kitty she became much more vocal, which was SUCH a turn on, she has an amazingly sexy voice! Soon I couldn't resist anymore and gently pushed her back onto the opposite bed and decided it was time for a much needed dessert after the rushed supper I had before leaving home. Needless to say it was a very....delicious...dessert! Angel's moans grew louder and much more vocal and at one point she called out "Fuck!" and then in the same breath "Oh! Pardon my language"..which I thought was just completely adorable. Angel has this wonderful way of arching her back while I was down there, allowing me to grab her lovely bum (which I loved doing) and at the same time to look up and see her looking down at me with so much lust in her eyes. One of my favorite moments was when she gently pulled my hair and held my face down on her kitty while thrusting her hips....god that was hot. Soon after it was clearly time for Angel to reciprocate, and boy did she ever. I sat on the edge of the bed while she kneeled down in front of me....what followed was one of the most sensuous, intense, nasty (in a very good way) oral experiences I have ever had the pleasure to be on the receiving end of. Her use of her tongue, lips, hands, and yes, her eyes too, is ....mind blowing. I have kind of an issue with staying hard with a condom on, so when I see a SP it is mainly for oral. So what followed was a multi-positional, multi-intensity, oral extravaganza. Another one of my favorite moments, she looked up at me and said softly with a coy little smile, "Would you like to fuck my face?"....how can any self respecting red blooded male refuse such an offer? With a smile she jumped up on the bed on her back and laid her head over the edge while I gently did as was required of me ;), it was also at this moment that I came to the realization that her BLS skills are among the best I've yet experienced. I felt myself getting too close to the edge, so decided it was time for a second helping of that delicious dessert, once again pleasing my ears with the sound of her sexy voice moaning (sometimes screaming) in ecstasy. A few more "F Bombs" and the like would have been more than welcome...a little (or a lot) of dirty talking is always welcome in my books, so maybe next time I'll simply have to redouble my efforts....with pleasure ;). After my second helping of her tasty treat, we went back to the aforementioned oral extravaganza. The entire romp ended with me standing and Angel kneeling in front of me while I told her how I wanted to finish, :bj2: , which she gladly allowed with a smile. She spent what I would estimate was a good full minute after I exploded just looking up at me, with so much lust and sensuality in her eyes, her lips curved in a cute, shy little smile, and then she asked "Am I a glorious mess?", to which I confirmed that yes, indeed she was, to which she replied "Good. I want to see it. I love seeing it" and went to the washroom and after a moment I heard from the washroom "Glorious!!" which actually made me laugh out loud. All dirty fun aside, I think probably my favorite part of the whole experience was the 10-15 minutes we spend just lying naked in bed after we both got cleaned up, just holding her in my arms and chatting while she laid her head on my chest. While the naughty fun was very much PSE, this part was most definitely GFE, thus the only way I can only describe the encounter as a whole is as a ASE as she calls it, (Angel Starr Experience). One last thing to mention is that clockwatching is most definitely something you do not need to worry about with this lady. In fact I was the one who.... with much regret, and willpower, ...eventually had to bring up the time, lol. Needless to say I will be seeing Angel again.....later on this week even! I simply have to see her in all her "gloriousness" again before she leaves :D Hopefully she won't be gone so long this time! She's only in town for a few days guys, so don't miss out! Or you can if you wish....just leaves her more time for me, haha. Seriously though, treat her right guys, she's a real treasure, there's not many like her in this hobby.

I don't know if these "Best of Threads" are objectifying women and since they are posted in the general discussion area, I read what I want and ignore the rest. Do I find certain posts annoying? Of course but I can choose to read it or ignore it. I don't think these threads should be taken too seriously. I also don't think men here expect us to look like these women because most of these pictures are a) photoshopped b) damn good lighting & airbrushing. I've had so many other things consume me in my life that I don't get caught up in the trivial things in life anymore. Do I really do I give a flying fig about what one guy is looking for in a woman? Absolutely not. If we start being too politically correct about everything and start censoring our thoughts, there is no point in contributing on this board. Let the person who starts the "Best of Threads" fantasize and dream because maybe it's all he's got or it feeds his ego when he writes recos on how women should be. No offense to whoever this is. Beauty is subjective and people are going to have their different standards on what they want a woman to look like. At the end of the day, I'm not going to cry on my pillow because someone is objectifying women. I've accepted this as a part of reality and the business I'm in and know that I don't have to or need to conform to what one person wants me to be.