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So this is it. My thousandth post One that requires more thought than most It really seems completely wrong To use this on another song So I would like to take the time To thank you, in this too-short rhyme All of you folks who may read this Who make this forum what it is I signed up many moons ago To find out, from all those who know The information that I lacked On etiquette, and also tact Let's start this with a big shout out To those who made this come about The lovely ladies who I've met And also those I haven't - yet The guys whose posts I love to read And whose opinions I must heed The songs, the lolcats, the undead And, of course, each reco thread And overseeing all, the Mods our very own CERBian Gods The rules may sometimes, suck, I fear But they keeps many of us here I love the jokes, I love the news I love to read your different views On everything under the sun You're awesome, each and every one. That's most of what I need to say The rest can wait; another day. Before I kick this to the kerb A toast for one and all: to CERB!

I almost canceled an appt tonight. I am sooo glad I didnt!! After suffering for 12 hours, taking everything I could and using all the remedies that I know of.....the one thing that fixed me was ENDORPHINS!!!!! I always heard sex(orgasm) was a good way to rid a headache, but never believed it till now! So the next time, I know what to do, Good buy Tylonol...hello orgasm!!

Congrats funny man!!! When CERB did welcome you alas, Some fourteen months ago, We did take on a man with class, And humour, now we know. Tis quite fitting that you found the time, With a poem to honour us, And so I dedicate this rhyme, To our prolific Mr Phaedrus.

Yes I am sure her drinking from a bottle that was not meant to be used more than once had to do with it but she probably washed it however the problem could have also been in the water dispenser? A lot of people forget those need to be cleaned too. Posted via Mobile Device

Agreed. Sex doesn't work for me, but a nice slow BJ or HJ with me lying totally still helps a lot. I asked my doctor about this treatment, but she told me it wasn't covered by OHIP. LOL

damn...if it wasn't a public place I would totally give you birthday spanking:D

French country music. Is there anything so vile?? I wonder if it's possible when calling a cab to requuest a driver who doesn't play music that nakes you want to bang your head against the window until you fall into blessed unconsciousness? Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Holy fuck now it's french yodelling. What. The. Fuck. I didn't even know there could be such a thing! Isn't yodelling just gibberish?? But they somehow managed to make it french! I don't mind the french language. Half of my family is french. But certain forms of music should just never be in french. Like french rap. Posted via Mobile Device

Have you seen Ashton's Bum?

Here's a thought, why not throw out that mug and buy a new one RG

1. Use condoms on toys. 2. Don't expect a provider to let you restrain her unless she can get out of the restraints easily herself without aid. And blindfolds--never. Too much of a safety risk. I can't see anything that you're doing--which includes making sure you're using a condom at all times, you're not secretly videotaping, etc. In terms of the client being blindfolded, well that's up to him.

10:They will steal your spot on the sofa while you are up getting a soda 9:They will take the treat you gave them and bury it the yard like a paranoid crack head burying their stash 8:They will jump on your bed with muddy feet making you do laundry again! 7:They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand 6:They will cause children to smile 5:They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes 4:They will look at you like you commited a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream 3:They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings 2:They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half 1: They will steal your heart like a theif in the night,showing you complete and pure love that only a pitbull can show These beautiful,wonderful dogs,demonized by the media are so misunderstood ,but when you meet one you will understand why those of us who adore these wonderful dogs love them so,please don't judge them by what you hear, and know for one of these dogs to be made vicious they have to be put through so much trauma and even then some will still be gentle and loving.Did you know they were once known as the nanny dog because back in the day people used to train them to watch over their children.I try to educate people about their wonderful temperment,by the way also in temperment tests they always rank 85% most other dogs including the well loved lab ranked in the 70's!If I have changed one mind I have succeeded.Thanks for reading ,Cristy

Awwwwwe! I am always away for the parties :( Have fun everyone! oxo

It's probably a new rubber loving super bug. Best be careful! :condom3: CB

When reviewing the ladies' CERB profiles prior to making contact their hirsuteness is never looked at. Their other qualities are of more import. When we finally meet, I like to be surprised as we mutually disrobe. Whatever the situation of the covering of her nether lips, the main feature is being able to provide her pleasure.

Holy sweet mother of god...I think my heart stopped when I came across this pic!!!! Unreal!!!!

None of us can tell you what the best gift possible is for someone else but perhaps you might want to consider what you would like your gift to mean and why you are giving it. I find that most gifts I receive can fit into 3 categories - Make our time better, Spoil me, and Make my life easier. Gifts that make our time better are often things like lingerie, adult toys, wine, food, or show/event tickets for the two of us. Gifts meant to spoil me are generally luxury items that I may or may not buy for myself; massages, spa days, designer clothes, shoes or handbags, wine club memberships, jewelry, tickets that are meant to be used on my own (or with a friend), etc. Gifts that make my life easier are often things that I plan on buying myself but for whatever reason are on the 'hold' list or payment of services I use or will allow me to free up my time; furniture, gift certificates for practical services eg. an airline or shoppers drug mart, a cleaning lady for a few days, tuition, etc. Each of these gifts are different and most ladies will appreciate whatever you provide, the difference is how it's used and what your goal is. In my own experience when I am given a gift that we can share during our date it adds a level of excitement or fun and both the item and the thought are generally appreciated but overall if you are trying to express gratitude for a more personal relationship it might not be the most appropriate. There are only so many toys one lady can have and depending on what the toy is it may be fluid bonded to you so she'll just be storing it until your next date or if it's lingerie that is specific to your taste or fetish then it too will just be stored until next time she meets you. Now in the 'spoil me' category there is a good deal of crossover and these items can be both practical or something that can be for your dates as well. Some expensive lingerie might be something she enjoys but doesn't generally buy for herself, if you are hoping to see her in it then it falls into the first category as well however if you knew that she had a photoshoot coming up and wanted something special for it (and you know her taste) then buying it for her is also very practical as she will save money and expense. The same thing can be said for manicures, pedicures, etc. as most women in this industry use them regularly and they can be a big expense but a lot of clients find her painted toes or well groomed hands a bonus as well. Overall I find gifts that spoil me to be fun and it's even better if they have a personal touch such as mentioning to me that you picked it because you remember my saying I enjoyed xyz. Gifts that make my life easier are often some of the best gifts but you really need to know somebody to know what is useful to her. If she is in school you might be able to pay for a class for her or some of her books, if she travels a lot then gift certificates for Porter might come in handy, or if she mentioned to you in conversation that she needed a new bookcase/lamp/bedding set... etc. then a gift certificate to a store where she can pick that out may not seem like the most romantic gift but in general it will be appreciated. The gift becomes personal and special just by the fact that you are trying to help her free up her own time or money so she has one less thing on her plate, it's perfectly acceptable to explain that as well and often appreciated; mention when she opens the gift or include a note that says something like "I was thinking about when you said you needed... and I thought this would help you with that goal." or say that you didn't want her to worry about whatever problem and therefore you picked your gift to make her life a little easier as she has done for you. Overall I'd say look at what you think she'll enjoy and what your goal is, it doesn't have to be expensive but it'll be personal to her and the thought and intentions behind it will go a long way to putting a smile on her face as well.

Cash is a wonderful gift, she won't care that you gave her the same thing her brother gave her, and it magically turns into anything she likes.

Ugh kidney stones. No sleep for meg tonight!

Maybe if you read the info they provide and not try to book when they say they are not available, like you did in Erica Sky's thread in the announcement section, you might get a better response. As far as SP's working whenever they want that is one of the advantage of being self employed. As far as taking vacation on our money, we pay for a service and if service was provided then it is their money and they are entitled to do whatever they want with it. This is not like Goverment who gets taxpayer's money. Try telling ESSO how to spend all that money they get form us form those excessively high gas prices and see how you make out!!! As the MOD keeps repeating, he is trying to keep this board as an SP friendly board and your comment is insulting and really out of place. You should apologize to the ladies for your lack of judgemnt and taking out your frustration on them.