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Having your duo partner almost knocking you out cold with an elbow in the forehead... It's ok though because she and the gentleman took great care of me after that Thinking back, it doesn't really suck all that much!

Yep... no more snow :) Attempts to experimentally verify Murphy's Law are, according to the Law itself, doomed to failure. Of course if you weren't trying to prove Murphy's Law, you'd be knee-deep in the fluffy white stuff already. And if you were trying to double-bluff Murphy's Law... well, just don't, okay?

Penelope announced a couple of months ago that she was planning a trip to Newfoundland. I had been following her posts on CERB, which I always find thoughtful and engaging. A quick perusal of her albums showed an incredibly sexy rocker chick. I knew this was someone I wanted to see. Setting up the appointment was easy, waiting for April to roll around was hard. Well the day finally came and yesterday morning I got to meet Penelope. The door opened Penelope greeted me with a warm embrace. We chatted and got to know each other, enjoying a cup of coffee and a delicious pain au chocolate from a local bakery. Then the fun began. I'm actually having a hard time finding the words to describe what followed. Sure, I can describe the activities, but they can't possibly capture the intensity of the experience. First, Penelope is dead sexy. She is beautiful, and combines the rocker chick/alt. look with a sexy, almost innocent coquettish attitude. When she smiles, you can't help be drawn into her big, beautiful eyes. Her body is spinner extraordinaire. Beautiful breasts, and an ass that I could spend forever touching, caressing, and exploring. In terms of service, Penelope makes you feel at ease immediately, and delivers an exceptional experience. In over 15 years in this hobby, my time with Penelope ranks up with the very best I've enjoyed, and I'm sure it is one that I will never be able to forget. Beyond the incredible sex, lying on the bed afterwards, with Penelope's sweet body cuddled up to me, was something I wish could have gone on forever. I'm sure those who've had the pleasure of Penelope's company know exactly what I'm talking about. If you haven't seen this wonderful, delightful and delicious woman, do yourself a favour and book immediately. You won't be disappointed. She's in St. John's till Saturday, and let's hope she makes the Island a regular stop on her travels. She came to "rock the rock". ... Well she certainly rocked my world. Porthos

Are you especially hot? (And dry?) ;)

I like Katherine because of her warm welcome to me on Cerb and because I really enjoy reading her posts on the forum. Absolutely love her avatar too :shehot:

I like Tokan because he can respond intelligently to such a wide variety of topics on the threads. Mostly however, his avatar is killin me. He has the Bert look from Sesame Street but with the wrong color hair. I am looking like crazy to see which character it is. Small things amuse small minds I guess. Help!

I'd have to add Crank 2 on here. And it's funny I know a lot of people prefer the first one but I just love how over the top this one is at parts. One of the funniest scenes in the movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZlT-X1bhig

I like Tokan because he is a pleasant and fun addition to Cerb. ... and because he is going to put an entry into the playoff draft. :) If I still smoked pot I would probably be sitting here giggling at his avatar. ;)

I just realized I still have a happy freakin easter bunny avatar - now how lame is that.....and now I can't decided on a new avatar .... ohhhh the dilemna I have going on here :( haha

One thing I somewhat envy about Providers is that the government sees only what they want them to see. With all the talk about savings accounts, RRSPs, etc, I just want to remind you to invest only what a person in your reported income bracket would realistically invest. As for what the government doesn't see, maybe bullion coin collecting? Maybe you could start a little side business in a field you fancy? Do you make something as a hobby which you could sell online or at a local market? Or maybe do some webcam shows during your downtimes? With a body as well endowed as yours, you needn't show your face on webcam, or you could just wear a mask. Just a couple of ideas for generating a little extra cashflow. As for vehicles, owning them sucks and is very expensive; if you live in an urban area, screw them; use taxis, walk, bus, and rent a car if you want to go for a weekend drive/getaway. I'm sure you know all about Value Village and Sally Anne; I recently bought a snazzy coat for $5 which everybody compliments me on. I don't recommend cheaping out on food; you are what you eat and if that's canned/fozen/drive-thru processed foods then your body will suffer sooner or later and that means big medical expenses later on in life. You have to make a list of what's important to you in life, from the most important down to the least, and start chopping from the bottom. My list goes: 1. Wine 1. Women 1. Food If you drink beer or wine, try making your own. It can be surprisingly good!

I like my legs as I like my eggs, which is any which way, but always hot, never cold.

I like Angela because she calls me Clint as per my avatar. I'll take that.

I went,in this bussiness,from self employ to self employ and owning an other compagny to now owning a compagny. First as miss mentionned..a lot don't pay taxes but have no credit,name. I do i always did.. I think you need a good accountant that know what you do to suggest the best for you. Personally self employ was getting to much taxes(remember i am in Quebec province) and as a bussiness the % is less..However now i have to fill for taxes on products and services every 3 months and as most of my income show up in my commercial bank account it is costly..On the top i have to declare personal taxes after my bussiness taxe is done. Personal opinion i pay but it is worth it.When i was self employ and had a bussines(i use to own a tanning salon) when i close the place the loan was getting to my account and they red flag it lol...i had to give them explanation of why so much money will go to my personal account. Find a good accountant that is open mind..Discuss with him a field you could declare..Yes you can declare as an escort or an entertainer but if you are someone like me that travel internationally it may be a problem :( VJ

I've been self-employed for most of my working life and have never registered my businesses. I was the only employee and have always worked from my home most of the time. The advice I received when I first started to work was that there was no need to register my business in most jurisdictions. You're eligible for all the same tax credits and whether the business is registered or not. You can claim self-employment income on your tax return, make claims for legitimate business expenses, such as advertising, travel and materials directly related to your work. If you have a car, keep a log of your mileage when you go to meet a client. Keep a record of your auto lease payments, gasoline and repairs, too. You will be able to claim a portion of these costs as business expenses. If you tour, you can claim the cost of flights, accommodation and half of your meals. You can also claim a portion of your heat, electricity and home telephone expenses as well as the cost of your workspace. Bank records are helpful, but the CRA won't ask for them. They do monitor bank accounts, however, so it would not be wise to deposit income and then not acknowledge receiving it when you file your income tax return. Undeclared cash income is still income, whether you put it in the bank or not. There are no laws requiring anyone to put money in the bank or to prevent us from spending cash.

Where do I start. At the moment it is 5:30 PM and I am sitting outside, with a beer, and with the BBQ fired up. I have spent the entire day outside and it was glorious.......jumped from one outside job to another though, so did not really 'finish' anything. But that's irrelevant - It is sooooo nice to be outside again! I love it.

I've always been partial to stockings, pantyhose, and stay ups just because I love how they start at the toes and go all the way up :) Not really partial to leggings though just because I don't like how they cut off before the feet. There is just something about seeing those toes in stockings or pantyhose that is kinda of hot, lol. Yoga Pants can be hot too though, lol.

What a treat!! Will definitely pay these two sexy ladies a visit again! I have seen Amelia a few times in the past, and she talked me into a visit with her friend Sophia for out next encounter....Man, am I glad that she did! These two ladies are a riot. When I first got there I was understandable a bit shy - not knowing what to expect. Amelia put me right at ease with a big hug and kiss hello before taking my hand and leading me to the bedroom. When we got there the gorgeous and sexy Miss Sophia was waiting in some very sexy and revealing lingerie. There was no time to be nervous with her around as she came right up to me and kissed me hello as well! With the ice quickly broken, I was treated to a VERY sexy show as I undressed. Guys, these girls can put on a girl-girl show that would put any fantasy I've had to shame. They truly were as into each other as they were with me. I opted to let them take over and they didn't disappoint. Amelia is EXTREMELY enthusiastic with her oral skills, and Sophia can talk dirty with the best of them. With round one for me over, the girls decided to give me a little show and out came the toys....my personal fav was watching Sophia use the strap-on...Amelia really loved that! She told me to come to her and proceeded to give me another round of oral before we switched places. A trip to the greek islands later and round 2 was finished. I didn't have it in it for me to go for a third, but again that didn't stop the girls. After making a 'squirting' joke, Sophia laughed and said something along the lines of 'Well what are you waiting for?" and begin to play with herself... Amelia and I quickly joined in and fellas, I was soaked. I loved it. A quick shower later (for 3 lol ) and it was time to say goodbye. Amelia doesn't come to NB enough it seems, but now I am counting the days until I can book myself a solo Sophia visit. Thanks ladies! You know how to make a guy feel like a king for an afternoon! Repeat?? Do you even have to ask??

I like Victoria, because she is so kind, welcoming and always helpful!

Thought I might add to this one for you. I lived in Ontario a few years ago. I had to take my car in for e-testing, it failed....They ran the test a few minutes later, lo and behold, the car passed. I've done that with several vehicles, had them run the test several times, the ending results on the same vehicles were astonishingly different. As far as I am concerned, it was another way of the government getting a little piece out of us again. Before I left Ontario I bought a brand new vehicle, just for a laugh, I had the dealership run an e-test (same one that did the other tests), same results, a brand new carfailed the e-test! I think the tests are fallible, it's hit and miss with them.

I didn't find this thread becoming a backlash against education either, I found it pointed out that education alone does not make someone a better person. I whole heartedly agree with the "street smarts" portion of a person's intelligence will serve them better in life over the long term than formal education. It's street smarts that generally contribute more to your people skills that will build your most important relationships in life. Formal education can always be picked up later in life and do not necessarily make or brake a person. Don't get me wrong, as a university grad, I found my experience with formal education to be enjoyable and a benefit (although it did open some doors, it was life experience that opened up opportunities once I got in the door).

How about when we go to the grocery store or the pharmacy and you are in a hurry and only have a few items to pay for? You pick a line hoping that it will go by fast only to see that the line you have been standing in for a while is no longer moving because there seems to be an issue at the cash. After a few long minutes you decide to change lanes as it is taking way too long. The line is now moving and your turn to pay is almost there. Then the lady in front of you starts arguing with the cashier about the price of an item because she says it's supposed to be on special. The cashier calls someone to go confirm the special price... wait, wait, wait and wait some more... the special for the product she wanted ended a few days ago and she no longer wants it but still argues that she should be getting the special anyway. She proceeds to pay and her credit card is not working. She tries her debit card but forgot her pin number. Then she counts the money she has in her wallet only to see that she doesn't have enough so the cashier has to re-do the transaction all over again making sure the lady has enough to pay for it all. By that time, the people who were behing you in the other line have already paid and gone... It never fails every time I'm in a hurry!

Women bleed. That's the way it is. Deal with it. If you spend enough time inside women you are going to get some blood on you sooner or later. If you are willing to enjoy the fun side of the vagina, you should be prepared to occassionally encounter the real side too. The lady may or may not have any warning. Not every woman is regular like a calendar. Its not fair to assume they are neccessarily being deceptive. I'm sure if you asked the ladies they'd rather not have periods at all. It's not exactly the highlight of their month either. And anyway, periods are only one reason you could end up with blood on your piece.

I'm super shy and new to this "hobby." My first impression of Jessica was she was very beautiful, perky boobs (real!), and an incredible personality. Oh, and as a tall guy who always somehow ends up dating short girls, I was happy to learn I didn't have to crouch down to hug her. I think she's 5'9 or 5'10ish? But I digress. When I'm shy, I get really awkward, and I almost felt bad for her getting stuck with me, but she handled it well "I'm kind of used to the guy making the first move," she joked. Then, she made me feel comfortable and things were great from there. After our first session earlier this week I was left wanting more, so quickly booked another session today, which did not disappoint. My bullet points: She's a screamer. It's so hot, but my walls are thin, so I had to keep reminding her to pipe down (or cover her mouth, which she likes) She gets really wet very easily, and she really seems to genuinely enjoy herself. Working in clit stimulation makes her really excited, and it feels so good when you're in the middle of something else with her. Seems to enjoy spanks/biting. This girl likes it rough. Bite away, and bite hard! I was happy to learn she enjoys both giving and receiving orally. Giving is really rewarding because of how much she enjoys herself. She's really sweet and makes sure that you're happy. If you're not happy, she's not happy. Flawless body. Everything is nice and tight. Zero regrets.

Trying to define what makes a person's sex is like trying to define when a fetus becomes a life. There is no definitive answer. Where does it end? I don't care! In reality there is no end. Continuing to try and put people in neat little boxes doesn't work; never has worked and never will work.This kind of discrimination supports and promotes stereotypes and of all the people in this world, the members of this board should realize that stereotypes are unicorns; mythical beasts that don't exist. Coming from the land where tiara triumphs reign supreme, I find this insane. IT'S A BEAUTY CONTEST FFS!!!! She is a stunner regardless of what gentalia she was born with and I'd buy her dinner in a heartbeat... cat

If all is as said, then yes, the SP needs to realize that while she may make it "easier" on herself for that one hour, in the long run, she lost a chance at repeat business -- and really, that should always be the goal we work toward. As calculating as this may come off sounding, we put together our ads, our pics, our videos to get them in the door the first time. But it's what we do in the session that brings them back for the next. This lady seems to be missing half the equation. (But we haven't heard her side of it either, and I've been burned before, so I'm not sitting in judgment.) MS isn't everybody's style. I have one friend who can pull off 2 and sometimes even 3 in a half hour -- and take two showers during that time, and never goes minute over! (Yep, we're BUSY.) And then I have friends who will book several hours and enjoy most of the time teasing and pleasing each other, and who are happy with one single (if particularly explosive) shot before we wrap it up. While there are no hard & fast rules, I think MS is more the thing for younger, less sexually experienced guys. Mature, seasoned guys who have had not only plenty of sex, but a breadth of experience over the years, seem to relish the journey as much or more than the arrival at destination. Or to use the skating rink terminology, while the younger guys are stick handling and shooting goals, the more sexually seasoned guys are doing Ice Capades. ;)

I encourage MSOG, whether it be in an hour session, or multiple hour session. Most men know if it's a possibility in an hour, but 2 or more hours should have the SP doing all she can to try and allow a second release. You disagree? I think those who say SSOG are the ones who are trying to get you in and out as soon as possible. So the session is likely to begin quickly, and sadly often end within 15-20 minutes. That's not an hour! So play with him, talk to him, kiss him, cuddle him, cuz honey, he paid good money, so do a little work for it!