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10 pointsBecause a man took her pics? I hate to break it to you, all women in the universe know men. We date them, befriend, marry them and yes hang out with them! Your automatic assumption that this man is a "pimp" and a woman in this industry doesn't have a boyfriend/friend/husband is based on what? Perpetuating insulting stereotypes based on nothing more than a pic??? Really? You should remove this girls name from you post. Kimberly (As for your speculation of the tragic death of a local woman, you may want to keep your opinion to yourself. Unless you are privy to the police investigation, you know nothing of this woman's life or death.)
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6 pointsYes, if someone else takes her photos, clearly logic dictates that she is a drug addict. Let's just hope this thread (and her name) gets taken down quickly.
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6 pointsDo you know how many clients who are men/ past bfs/friends that I've asked to take a few pics for me? Does this mean I'm being exploited as well? Yes, okay considering I'm a very established SP. FFS, c'mon! Your post provides no proof and too much speculation on your part and you have just implied that she is a drug addict! I cannot believe what I'm reading here! If you are wrong, you have just ruined an SP's business! Not cool! Enough of the fear mongering! Until you have absolute proof that this SP is underage, you should not be posting this publicly. You sir, have a lot to learn about this industry before you go and decide to ruin some poor woman's image when she is only trying to make a living. Shame on you!
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5 pointsYeah, this is really miserable behaviour. Most of all, it makes me feel terrible for anyone these guys contact who, due to whatever unhappy circumstances, actually accedes to the request. (Are these guys even for real? Do they show up for these appointments? Or is it just some sad guy making stuff up, seeing if he can get someone to agree to put themselves at risk like this?) Hmm. There was just a news story about an Ottawa cop who would set up appointments with SPs only to show up in uniform and deliver a safety talk. Maybe we could flip that around, and set something up with the city whereby BBFS-seeking clients are strung along enough to show up to an appointment, only to be greeted by a Health Services doctor in a labcoat who sits them down and delivers a long lecture about STDs and their questionable mental health.
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4 pointsThe OP has rightly edited his original post. I'd like to suggest that if others have quoted that post, that they also go back and edit their posts to remove the lady's name. Porthos
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3 pointsIf anyone is discussing sex in public, seeking sex in public or offering sex in public on cerb they will be removed. We do not discuss streetwalking, public solicitation, car dates or public sex as its all illegal. Please respect that and do not discuss such things on cerb. Thank you.
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2 pointsI don't mean to be rude but what the %^*#^ is with all the bbfs requests? I took some time off and since I've come back, so many men have requested bbfs "even if I pay you more." NO... No, no and NO!! I will not offer bbfs (although I do bbbj) but that's a whole different story. Did I miss a memo somewhere? What's going on? I've been around for a while and I have NEVER had this many requests. People, please play safe, get checked regularly and please don't participate in bbfs! It's not just about pregnancy or bacterial infections! There are serious viruses out there! I'm just shocked by the number of requests, as if it's normal. Please, don't let this be the norm...
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2 pointsBacon and Egg Salad Toasted, buttered Ezekial bread with double yolk egg salad. Mash the eggs, mix in finely chopped bacon, celery, onion, dill pickle (wee bit) then add copious amounts of Dukes mayonnaise. Season with sea salt, pepper and a dash of mustard powder. Let sit in the fridge for at least a couple of hours before eating. Top with shredded lettuce and kettle cooked potato chips. As a child, I ate this accompanied by Witches Brew; soda fountain drink that had equal amounts of each available soda mixed together with a giant kosher dill dropped in with a tablespoon of pickle juice added in at the end. Now, depending on the meal it's coffee or water... cat
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2 points45. Howler Monkeys Seriously. Don't bring them along to your appointment as a fetish thing. They are called howler monkeys for a reason. They howl. Lots. Try maintaining a boner with a howler monkey critiquing your best moves. Can't. Be. Done. Plus they poop. Lots. And they aren't satisfying just pooping. They fling it about. It's rather disconcerting. Oh. And just try to find a bag of Purina Howler Monkey Chow. Apparently Ottawa is not big enough to justify keeping it in stock. I tell ya, I won't make that mistake a third time. 46. Cannibalism When she says, "eat me," it's an expression to satisfy her orally. It's not an invitation to run to the fridge for tomatoes, lettuce and mayonnaise. Not everything you hear is literal. Hopefully you can figure that out. Say no to cannibalism. 47. (This number is reserved for future use.) I couldn't think of anything to write, so I just made this look official. I wanted to say something about bacon and boobies and brassieres and bums and bar mitzvahs and Barry Manilow and Barbapapa and Bananarama and beef and beans and other words that start with b, but I couldn't think of anything that made sense so I um.... just used a government trick that never works. I apologize.
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2 pointsPerfect choice Gabi!!!! 7 Oaks is one of the house reds at the Keg and goes well with almost everything... at around $20 a bottle it's a really great wine at a great price. Keeping with robust reds try some Italian - Amarone, Ripasso and Valpolicella all hail from the same region, deliver a delicious blend of flavours and can all be had from the modest $20 -40 range for a decent bottle. For French reds I absolutely adore Chateauneuf du Pape... again a decent bottle will set you back $30 and up BUT the flavour justifies the small investment....
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2 pointsHey Fellow Cerbies, An escort has been advertising on BP in Ottawa for a while... And I thought I saw something wrong in her pics... But there's proabably nothing wrong based on what the broader community has explained to me. So I have edited my original post to get rid of my assine remarks.
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2 pointsWhy it couldnt be her boyfriend ? Or simply a friend...
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2 pointsIt does seem bbfs is offered more and more these days or at least that's what we've been led to believe. I do think where there's smoke there tends to be fire. I recall not that long ago that a bbbj was unheard of, at least publicly and now it seems to be the norm vs the exception and often a deal breaker. The advent of come and go girls using a cell phone and bathroom selfie's could be the driver but I'm not convinced that is the only driver. In a small market like Winnipeg I think competition is also a factor, traveling girls have obviously found a lucrative market here and one just needs to look at the number of local vs traveler ads on ec ads to verify this and must be taking a lot $$$ out of the local market. Increased competition causes lots of reactions, competitive pricing can be one, using rumours of certain sp's providing bbfs to discredit them is another, we've seen outing's of sp's to family, friends and landlords and we do have a rep for cancelling and no shows which can in some cases be caused by friends of or jealous sp's, come and go girls who don't care about long term business or other issues. It could simply be a new generation of players who are fine with it and the risks involved. Due diligence by both the provider and the customer has never been more important than it is these days. And that has taken some of the fun out of the game at least for me. Peace MG
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2 pointsUnfortunately, it is :( Indeed, those excuses along with "I am allergic to latex, can I get BBFS" and/or "I have been with my wife for 30 years, never had sex with anyone else during that time, I am disease free, can't get an erection with a condom, can we have BBFS" or the opposite "I am a virgin" get used a lot and those BBFS requests are more common then one might expect. Your back door comment is also accurate... These types of emails always have a pattern to them too. It usually goes something like this: - First, he let's you know he is disease free - secondly, he let's you know he is more than comfortable financially - then explains his monogamous life - then explains his problem with an erection when wearing a condom - then gives the lady/SP great compliments - then shares his concerns about the SP being disease free - then offers "papers" to show he is "clean" and requires the same thing from the SP - then there is usually a reinforcement about how good looking he is, how wealthy he is, how he would be a good client and how he cares about his health (and yours) - then they often go into the "if you are not willing to offer BBFS, please do not be rude because I asked" - and if you have the misfortune of dealing with someone who is persistent, after you say no, they will come back with other "valid points" as to why you should offer them BBFS, remind you that you would be missing out on a lot and then come back with a higher $number... From experience (not only personal but from other ladies), I can assure you that BBFS requests come from men from all ages. .................. I am posting this email request as an example, edited to protect the man's privacy and his personal information, just to give you an idea of the manipulation involved in those types of request. Since I was not the one to receive that particular request, my lady friend gave me permission to post it in this thread. "Hello, I'm a tall, fit, handsome, intelligent, respectful, 100% disease free man who lives in xxx who collects a hefty xxxx and who has been in a faithful relationship with the same woman for the past x years but sadly the passion is now gone and I need some fun in my life. I would like to see you as soon as possible. I am looking for one classy honest, disease free provider to share a series of very special experiences with. As long as provide you with info to do a thorough back round check on me as well as current up to date medical proof that I'm 100% disease free and I also need proof that your totally healthy as well! Can we do a 6 hour BBFS session? Please email me your decision, thank you. I am a member of xxx and I do take maintaining my perfect health very seriously. P.S I am not the kind of guy to jump into a BBFS situation with both guns blazing because my perfect health is very important to me but as long as your willing to be honest with me and provide me with all the documentation that you are totally clean and once we get to know one another and build a trust between us is a 6 HOUR BBFS session possible? If you are not interested just politely say no but please don't go out of your way to insult me because there is no need for that, thank you and I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible. P.S I am more then happy to donate extra, for the extra care and consideration. One more thing I forgot to mention, I am very well endowed! I am built way above the standard in every way imaginable! "
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1 pointSHE MADE IT! My very good friends dog had emergency surgery today, and there was a big chance she wouldn't make it - BUT SHE DID!!! :D :D :D
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1 pointHello gentlemen, Let me start off by saying I'm a young fit MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun, open minded and comfortable to be around so tell me what you like ;).. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round booty, dark hair, golden tan, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Full erotic body massage Slippery body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens Fetishes GFE/ PSE A/C ATM Schedule: Tuesday: 9am-9pm Wednesday: 9am-11pm Friday: 7pm-11pm Saturday: 9am-9pm Sunday: 10am-9pm http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=146238 Join me for some hot steamy fun call: 613-820-8887 or 613-614-2117 -Sasha xxx
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1 pointHello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long blonde hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for 6 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Schedule September 24th - September 29th Friday 3:30-11pm Saturday 3:30-9pm XOOOXOOOX
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1 pointGoing to a website yesterday and seeing that Donna Douglas just turned 80. Who is Donna Douglas, you ask? Elly Mae Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies. Beautiful HOT Elly Mae Clampett who wore short shorts and had big bazooms and curly blonde hair and inspired many a young boner when this Old Dog was a pup.
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1 pointMy original fave used to be a club Sandwich-turkey, bacon, ham, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo. But I no longer eat pork. I also love a simple peanut butter and banana on multi grain bread or a grilled cheese on white with sweet pickles:)
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1 pointi dont understand the need to post this on a open forum... you can speculate all you want, but you have to realise that posting this here and telling everyone who reads this to go find her add and pics, is going to ruin her chances almost at picking up a client from cerb. fear mongering needs to stop, a little trust goes a long way i guess.
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1 pointHello out there... My approach to this was clearly way out in left field... I do appreciate those such as cristycurves and sparky7545 that were kind enough to suggest that it was probably a friend and nothing more. If anyone knows the MOD and would be kind enough to arrange deleting this thread post-haste, let's try to forget I did something this stupid and let's all have a nice weekend, OK?
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1 pointI will say I met a gentleman who used them as a reference, he said he enjoyed their services a few times but they weren't available at the time and he choose to visit with me:) I took the chance and he was a great client:)BTW I have no affiliation with them nor any contact with any of their girls, just so you know. Their web site looks professional and their pictures are very hot, why not give them a try:)
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1 pointOnly problem is...how will you choose ?! Come see our hot hot ladies this week we can't be beat ! They will treat you like the kings you are..so come in and give yourself a treat! 613-523-6199 Friday 9-3 Courtney Kiki(12pmstart) 3-10 Stacy Saturday 9-3 Misha 3-10 Aaliyah Sunday 9-3 Stacy 3-10 Aaliyah Not a cmj member ? Call 613-523-6199 to find out how to become one ! Xo
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1 pointStare into my deep ocean dazzling blue eyes and get completely sucked into a state of bliss as I place you thoroughly at ease with my sensual massage begin and erotic bodyslides. Easy, everlasting connections are made with away as I am very playful and bubbly! Oh what fun we shall have! Let the yumminess begin. http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/marlies-profile/ For appointments call 613-820-8887 Today From 9-3 pm Have A Marvelous Day ;) Marlie
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1 pointI like HalifaxMan58 and Thumper as both are relatively new and both have established themselves as prolific contributors. H-Man is a gent with a dirty side, very cool. Thump is a maverick who goes his own way.
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1 pointMaybe one a year, I get one. If that. I'd rather deal with BBFS requests than tried to be ordered like a pizza or no shows. It's generational for those who never used them before the AIDS epidemic. Those are the types that ask for it. It may have to do with marketing, because as I Greek provider, I get asked for pse, which isn't an option. SD
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1 pointHello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long blonde hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for 6 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Schedule September 24th - September 29th Thursday 3:30-11pm Friday 3:30-11pm Saturday 3:30-9pm XOOOXOOOX
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1 pointDecided to swing by the Mate last night as I was bored and I was not disappointed. There were a lot of hotties in house and they were all pretty frisky. Of note on stage were Summer (tall blonde) Mackenzie, Bambi etc I had a very nice convo and then sensual dance from Lela a brunette with awesome lingerie and a very sexy ass. Then I had some great chat with Ashley a girl from NS. She's not a spinner but the way I like em with meat on her bones. Nice big natural rack that was lots of fun to play with once we got in the CR. We seemed to click and that resulted in some great mileage. YMMV as always. She likes guys who compliment her, stroke her gently and treat her with respect. Spent the rest of the night cuddling with her and her friend...Marita I think her name was...another NS girl, quite short, black hair and big eyes with an ass you could bounce a quarter off. Yeah I got her to stand up and actually did bounce a Loonie off it....we were doing shooters, what can I say? There were a lot good lookers in house last night and I was kinda impressed as I hadn't been in there in a long time.
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1 pointGreat thread OD. This should be required reading for all hobbyists IMHO. :D When is the hardcover paper copy coming out. I'd buy a copy. ;) Lol.
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1 pointGeez, you'd think if they were going to go to people's homes and discuss the issue, they'd use terms that people outside the telecom industry could understand -- or at least explain them. What's the point of going to someone's door only to tell them "there's some non-trivial flabberghasting with the secondary optical subwidgets"? Just tell them that service is dropping and you need to look at stuff to fix it.
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1 pointThis is the first time I have seen this issue raised here (I have only been a member for about 3 months), but it is a problem in western Canada that has is constantly been discussed on other boards. A lot of providers now just list no BBFS on their restrictions, anyone asking gets blacklisted Clients are asking because they know it is on the table with some ladies,whether it be bp or cl, it is a service that is out there on the market. The "just checking " excuse gets used a lot from what I have read, and when a SP gets upset by the question, is used to weasel out the back door,when you know you have crossed the line a lot of providers will blacklist you anyway. It is a hot issue, needs to have a a zero tolerance from the providers, which in turn makes for a safer and happier atmosphere for everyone
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1 pointPlease send happy thoughts to my lovely lady. One of my favourite dogs is sick. http://thetattooedcat.blogspot.ca/
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1 pointLE had better things to do with their budget and time then to set up stings that target 2 consenting adults that want to get together, even when money exchanged, just so they can send some people to John school ;) Most often, they will set up stings where they advertise barely legal young girls on BP, hinting that she might not be legal to attract predators who seek the teenagers... Here's an interesting thread about the subject: http://71.6.170.35/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=123678 It includes links to various media links too. And you are right; never discuss anything about the business when meeting an SP in public. The details of the private encounter like rates and services should always be discussed in private. Otherwise, and if it's a sting, whether clients are targeted or ladies, there will be consequences. Additional Comments: I just had a look at Savannah's profile on EC. What a gorgeous woman! The gentlemen of Winnipeg are lucky to have her!!
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1 pointWhoa!!! There is a misconception about this, based solely I think on what guys see in porn movies. Yes, I have seen ladies handle multiple guys, (never up to 5 at once as that takes a lot of planning) but that is for a very short portion of an event. That is tiring and demanding for the lady. For the most part it would be one or two guys at the same time, with people swapping out. If you had more than one lady, even the better. The best thing to remember in events like this is that "sharing is caring" so you take turns. There is not script, you go with the flow, everyone gets to participate, and everybody is happy. If you go to the event thinking that your penis is going to be in contact with the provider for every minute of the event, then you are going to be disappointed, and more importantly annoy the other participants.
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1 pointWell I've jumped on the blog-wagon, just posted my first entry (warning, first one if a bit of a rant, lol! but better than ranting here) http://thetattooedcat.blogspot.ca/
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1 pointYes reverse body slide means that MA slides over you from the head down., it does not necessarily means 69 position ad you can still ve lying on your stomach. Myself I provide reverse body slides in my sessions! They are fun!
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1 pointThis is a pretty subjective topic. If you "click" with a girl and get a BJ, I guarantee you it'll be awesome. The worst BJ I ever got, was the one I didn't.
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1 pointThis is part of the reason I really enjoy working where I do. It's a flat fee for the room and my company! The tiered offerings always seemed to create a lot of confusion. If you communicate with the person you are going to see you can get the financials out of the way up front. This ensures that any tips that are beyond that are a token of appreciation for the encounter. I believe that just like any service industry the tip u leave should be in line with your own comfort level, and the service you were provided. I believe tips are not required, but I definitely remember the gentleman that offers one. In short in my opinion the answer to your question is that if you communicate up front you will never be left feeling like you shorted the lady, and anything above that is a kind token that will definitely be appreciated. Kelly
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1 pointI look forward to spending time with you.. exploring with my hands...bringing you a perfect combo of sensuality and seductiveness.I aim to please you, going to heights you've never been and will always leave you wanting more.. PM me to book or to get more details about my naughty fetish fantasies. Fashion Fetishes, Toy play & Much Much More
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1 pointLot of guys are calling me, asking me how I work, if there's somthing they should do before coming to my place, how to be at ease toghetter... Here's my Top 10 of things I appreciate... They are not always available (the guy having a relationship, or in a rush), but others are VERY appreciate from most of escorts, I think... 1. I feel more confident when the client places the money in a way I can see it and count it as soon as he enters my room... 2. I preffer when he uses my stuff instead of his... If I am using a certain brand instead of another, it's because I feel more cormftable with it, and I know this stuff is safe. Also, some SPs may be allergic to yours, and eventhough you lost your time, but hers also... 3. I love when we get to know each others a bit before the session. I'm not the kind of bang-bang, ciao... I'm about to give you the best service I can... Help me by telling me what you like and what you don't... 4. I feel a little nervous about cops... I preffer he undresses before I have to ask... I am an SP, your not the first guy I saw naked... And don't worry, NOBODY has a perfect body, so don't be shy, I've seen worst! 5. I feel more at ease when he's asking for a quick shower before the session... In most of incall places, there's shower and towells available... Use it! 6. There's a line between rough and violent... Please, respect your SP... 7. Alchool and drugs can create issues or behaviors that will make both uncormftable... 8. If you are not an expert (and there's no experts in sex) take the SPs advice... We are doing this for a living... If there's something she feels wrong about, either she will teach you how to do it properly, or asking you not to do it... Everybody has something to learn... 9. Rough beard can causes a lot of dammage to an SP... Either in kissing or DATY... Also, it's not fun to suck on an hairy dick and sack... Please think of us... Sanded nails are also always appreciated... 10. TO RESPECT EACH OTHER'S LIMITS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU AND HER... Again, showing up to your wife with a shaved sack, when you never did it in 20 years is a bit suspicious... Not all of lines of conducts are possible, and we, as girls, can understand that... But please understand that due to different factors your mileage may vary(YMMV) according to how many efforts we both put into are meeting... AFTER ALL, AN SP IS SOMEBODY YOU WILL NEVER EXPECT TO GET A DATE WITH, BUT IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE BEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE!!!
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1 pointLemon Meringue pie, Rhubarb Pie, Devil's Chocolate cake, wait for it.... yes....... Cherry Cheese Cake,and any other Cheese Cake's love them! Oh yes another huge peanut butter fan, take a piece of rich chocolate and dip it right in the peanut butter (is it true peanut makes you horny?...LOL :) ) right now I'm really liking "Frangelico" as after dinner drink :)
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1 pointThese are my favorite sinful treats: I love eating peanut butter right out of the jar with a table spoon, Reeces peanut butter cups, lemon meringue pie. apples crisp/ or pie with ice cream topping of course to just name a few. I have to stop, I am getting a craving just talking about it. Presently, my personal trainer has taken those away from me with the exception of the peanut butter. I will cheat from time to time though............ssshhhh!
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1 pointPaid Paradise a visit while I was in town, it was most relaxing, alas, my schedule kept me from additional followup. I'm now in Freddy on the way back to the coast. Thanks Ottawa!!!
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