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First I thought of the manatee.....but now I am beginning to think that the snufalufagus is better.... What the f is a snufalufagus.....Sesame Street character. I am kind of big I am kind of hairy.....almost furry Some people do not think I actually exist No one believes the people that have said to ha ve seen me My best friend is my big bird I kind of have a b ig trunk...... Yup....looks more like snufalufagus Posted via Mobile Device

Right back at you me fellow cerbian.....cerbite..... Posted via Mobile Device

I guess that was considered a low blow.......... Posted via Mobile Device

Manatee.......yup I think that fits for now. Because people are curious about them...they are almost endangered.....gentle slow creatures...playful at times....float around and graze on seaweed.....odd shaped.... Yup....that is me Posted via Mobile Device

Damn.....nipple play both ways....love it! Give me a hand job while sucking my nipples .....boing!!!! Now as for women - hav e found that gentle exploration with the finger tips drifting around the breasts in circles and lightly brushing over the nipple teasing them.....and paying close attention to their body language will give you the results and information you need. Some ladies will squeeze and play with their breasts to give you an idea what they like while in an aroused state...... Posted via Mobile Device

cerb!!!!!!!!!!! after all...cerb is the facebook of the hobby........or should we say...crotchbook!!!!!

welcome to my forum.....well...not my web site....but i do ....well...I might......oh hell...... welcome to CERB.......a great place......like Cheers.....

well I bared most of my soul previously in another thread.....but I guess I really did not get to some part of it... Why....hobby... Good question.....well....I too am happily married. It did not start being lonely...it did not start on a whim....or a dare....just personal exploration.... I just wanted to explore my sexual side...and what a better way then with people who do not judge...do not flip out with requests....or leave you if you seem kinky.

well that rules me out of the picture......hahahah But seriously.......get a life guys...or use your hands more

Masturbating with ice.......it is almost like sex with my ex.... Posted via Mobile Device

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Welcome to the Nikki Club......thinking about her after reading your post.......Kleenex required!!!! Posted via Mobile Device

Safe only means to me that all activities are covered.....covered main event (as always).....and covered oral (BJ)....possibly no digits I would still expect kissing unless clarified in advance. Posted via Mobile Device

Small boat in the middle of the Saint Lawerance river while speed boats in a poker run are flying by at breakneck speeds. I think one or two b oats did slow down.....it was not difficult to see my white ass waving above the boat like a white flag of surrender Posted via Mobile Device

Nice post It is amazing how we can look into our selves when we are given the chance....... Posted via Mobile Device

nice opening up...real cool....

knowing it is not going to be my own hand.......hahahahaha

If it is their private residence the I am honored to be invited in to their private space. Even if there is a special room for visits I am happy as along as it does not look like it is cold or lacking personality..... Make it look like part of the home. Posted via Mobile Device

Thank you Nikki, you again are a special lady and will always have a place in my heart.....and a wonderful feeling lower down :eheheheheeh I want to thank every one for nominating my thread and for those who posted some wonderful comments and massages. Thank you A special thanks for the PMs I got from some very special friends out there. I wish every one fun, excitement, pleasure and a safe journey through life....love.....and sex! Posted via Mobile Device

that was me before I started my workout regime....of beer and chips.....

Any one of the ladies.....Angie runs a great service.......Paradise or Angels...both great

I have experienced a double penetration as far as a guys is concerned...... But I have never been sky diving

well...Thanks to all who commented and nominated...thanks.... I thought for a long time on this...and could have written more..but I am not always good with words.....especially when one hand is busy...... But I am sure I will post more here....as this truly is an incredible group of people.....

I do think my personal record is 7 times in 12 hours......lots of lube and lots of water......then lots of sleep... You should see my biceps!!!!

Let us talk about shopping......yes ladies..shopping. Ok...when you go to the store...do you ever grab the article at the front of the shelf? Or do you sort through to find the best date or one in the best shape? Do you look for the most damaged article and then go for a discount...and if no discount you tell them to return it? Have you ever bought some thing used it then returned it?...... I curse those returns...not the people who do this...Hell I have done it...I curse the stores who take the item...and just put it right back on the shelf... You think that when some one returns something they would go through the box and make sure it works....all the parts are there...and it looks like it is still new..... NOPE!!!! More often than not the store just takes it and places it back on the shelf....yup....right back on the shelf...ready for the next consumer to pick it up. Now the next consumer who picks it up may not care...or even notice that it was used.... BUT.......I seem to be the one consumer who gets the last item on the shelf that is for sale......yup..the box was open...nbuit tapped back closed... What has that gotten me....... - A VCR once that still had a tape inside of it.....once the tape was out...the VCR of course would not work... - tool that make funny noises and break the next use... the list goes on....... any other stories of shopping out there?