antlerman

dam nice comments dude!!!

m...m...m...m....mmmooooxies!!!!:-D some one once told me it can get loud in there......every time I go there I agree...all you hear is womens voices........after all....how can us guys even talk when we have our tongues hanging out and our chins in our laps?

thanks.........antler out!

ok...I was away for a while.....now I am back and I can not be bothered to real ALL the threads I missed while I was away...... How can I delete all the unread threads? Is there a setting in my profile........... Or do I have to look at the last post in each one to delete it from the memory?

Did you hear about the Jewish Moil who after 50 years of performing circumcisions he retired..... He took all the 4-skins to a local specialty leather shop and asked them if they could do any thing with them.....they said yes and to come back in 3 weeks. 3 weeks later he returned and the guy behind the counter said they were not ready yet and he should com back in 2 more weeks..... So...2 weeks later....a total of 5 weeks...he returned to the leather shop......anxious to see what they had done with all the 4 skins..... Low and behold they hand him a small change purse.....shocked at waiting 5 weeks for a small change purse he voiced his concern and outrage at the time to get a simple choange purse out of 50 years of circumcisions...... the shop keeper tol the Moil to relax...this was a special change purse......all he had to do was rub it a few times and it would change into a 7 set piece of matching luggage!!!!!

dam....having it done later in life....no way man.....!!! I mean when they did it to me when I was a kid....it took me a year to walk after the procedure........

so this will make us feel like we are vindicated when we say we are as big as we say........or it will be embarasing as Hell when it goes on.................:shock: I am not saying what my reaction is going to be..........

Well....glad to hear things are working out for you. But remember...leave on a polite and good note with your present employer....never burn your bridges!!!....you never know when you might ned him as a referance

wow...you look at this and there is proof that this guy needs to take capitalman up on his part of the offer...... I offer to stand in as a stunt double to take alot of the action while the star pays the bills.......ahhh....to die with a smile on......

and many other gift also!!!!!!!!!

yup...she is a hottie for sure......

Wow...that is one hell of a budget......... Agreed!.....the Fat Bastards would be very happy to be hired as consultants to help you find what and who you would be looking for......not to mention for that kind of money..Hell....I would give up my cherry for you:shock:............

caveman.....you mean you have never heard of this? Oh my God......it is one of the most common terms I have ever heard.... I mean it is sooooo....common to hear it...... A man of your experiance has not come acropss this is shocking.... pssst.....Cat.....what is "catholic girl position"?????:oops:

And when he wants to be remebered........he uses Dummpy........:shock:

Pistol........you?......DP'd........wow........

Amber...wow....that is truly a work of art...your writting and your %#$@#@*:-D

Ladiesman...do you bring "fish sandwiches" for the ladies......????:shock: just a little joke

depends.....what mood I am in.....could be..... Mr.Smith.......... John Doe........ Mike Hunt......bad joke....

is this what you mean? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xakoIm-Nn0c

Agreed.....that little redheaded tigress would be able to cause more men to tap out than I would care to think about..... DING!!!...round one!

why do I get the feeling "Sharks with lazers" is running through my head:?

now I am a social smoker...one that smokes when drinking or with a group of guys playing cards or something....... I make sure I never smell of smoke.....and I have never found a lady yet who has smelled of smoke to me. I think any lady that does usually takes precautions not to smell fo it....... But I love to sit after a nice romp and have a smoke with a lovely lady as we chat before the time is up.......

OUCH....Dummpy...that hurt buddy.......:wink:

75% of the people that read this thread will speed read it and miss most of the stats. 100% of the people who read my post will agree that I am 80% correct...while the other 20% will be split into numerous sub catagories.

taxman........your post is interesting.......but there are soooo many ways I could make fun of it....just soo many.... but today is your lucky day.....I am not in the frame of mind to make fun of it.... other than that...I will think about the questions you have put forward