NotchJohnson

A lot of what I love....side boob, body suit, booty scoop, sexy etc.

I'll share a story about my life which I wouldn't do with anybody else but because you guys are as perverted as I am here it is. Many years ago when I was in my early 30's my wife and I were talking one night and she told me that she would like to know how it felt to have an appendage like me and to want to insert it in my back side. So one weekend we took time off and ended somewhere far from home and visited a sex shop(yes we used to do those things back then) and I had told her that it was her chance to get her wish come true. We bought a strap on and later that night she got to use it on me. Without going into details of what we did the finish was fantastic, I was straddling over her and when I shot it reached over her head and some landed on her face. Sadly this was the only time she used that thing. Sorry just realized that I was going a bit out of subject. So my apologies for that.

Can we claim the inflatable doll as a sex toy for men? I have never owned one and mostly will never either because how do you hide this from a wife to begin with(for myself) and what if you find yourself in a relationship with someone you love? Will they understand the reason behind? Second, if anyone here has/had a doll, I have a question, does it squeak or can it hold your weight? What is the feeling you get when you put it in it's(no gender here) mouth or bottom parts. Does it feel the same (I doubt very much). I only see these useful at a bachelor party only....prove me wrong.

@lydiahardwood I wasn't aware that you had so many toys in your night stand drawer to do this in your dishwasher.😂

It often took me longer then 10 minutes to get my wife in the mood and had to keep her interested for that mood too. Should sex toys be ready and available at anytime you need them? I mean once your done they should be cleaned and ready for the next time....right?