NotchJohnson

I have been hypnotized once at a show, but I was faking it when we(about 8 of us) were on the stage and he said that we were driving our car in the desert without air conditioning and told us to roll down the window. Everyone else pretended to have a crank down window and mine was electric. Everyone laughed at that one. Are you asking this for personal reason? I heard many good things about it.

I've heard of ladies asking for the quick and hard thrust, as much as I enjoy it I will only last 30 seconds, but then again some ladies find it hurts them, they don't like the jack hammer style. Here is a question to the ladies, do you like when a man can last over 1 hour without coming(spelled cumming)? Would I be called a "god" if I could last that long? Some woman don't like to be asked if they came, I guess if you didn't find out, don't ask. I'm remembering these from when I was younger and boy did I ever change my way around sex since. Don't ever grab a woman by the back of her head and lead her to you penis or push her head down further over your penis, she can't DT don't force it. If she is performing oral on you and you are about to explode warn her before they don't all love the taste of sperm.

I look like Will Farrell, is that close enough?

Happy Birthday Maxim Elite, hope you enjoy your day!

Jose Cuervo 2% or Homo

Promise! I won't cum in your mouth!

No stopping for a break while you are down on her muffin. Women are not like men, once you stopped pleasuring her(if she likes daty) get ready to start back at square one because they lose that momentum really fast, so keep going at all cost numb jaw or not. What about this one ladies, should a man keep the socks for last? Can we remove all clothing first until we only have the sock? I think not, I look stupid in sock only!!

What exactly would that group be called? And what type of conversation do you want in that group? Or is it just pictures?

I'm a perfectionist(somewhat) and love to do everything right so here is a question to you all, ladies and gents. What are common mistakes that we do when having sex? I'll start by the first one, not kissing first. And this is what I mean by this, diving straight to the erogenous zone is not the way to go. I find that a passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. Here is another one, digits: do not try to reach for gold, there is none. I heard ladies say that some guys will try to put their whole hand inside there and dig for something, what? no one knows. Comments welcomed.

This is not my first time seeing Meg, she always satisfied my appetite when I seen her. This time around I wanted to make it a little different so I requested her to put on an outfit for me(all this is done through texting). I asked her to put on some panties, and just after I pressed the send button I remembered Meg never wears panties. She replied that she was going to look for some but my chances were low, lucky me she replies that she found some. After entering her place I receive a great hug and a kiss, I think she was just as happy to see me as I was to see her. She looked amazing, a little talk and I asked her if I could take a quick shower to freshen up. After my shower I enter the boudoir with only my towel on but that came off quite quickly. We both laid on the bed in an embrace and caught up from the last time we seen each other, with a little bit of kissing here and there. I mention to her position that I would love to try and she approves them and she tells me her favorites position also which are on the top of my last also. She knew how to please me and I returned the favor. I'm not sure how many time she came since I stop counting after the second time. Meg has brought me to climax many times but she would hold off at the right time so that I would not cum to quickly. Keep in mind guys that YMMV. Thanks again Meg.

Driving in the snow is like eating pussy. If you don't slow down and pay attention, you could slide in the asshole in front of you! So be careful this winter! This is a public announcement.

I was told to go and see my MPP with all the paper work and I should have it in about 2 weeks time. This is still to be proven to me yet as I don't need a passport before 2 years yet.

Hold my beer and watch this! I'll be back!

Happy Birthday JoyfulC, hope you enjoy your day!