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NotchJohnson

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  1. I was going to reply something different then this, until I re read the question. And like so many replied if you have a lady waiting for you and ready to please you a shower does not take long as long as you are not that dirty. If the lady request that you take a shower at her location it should not be included in the time allowed for the visit. Keep in mind that doing the deed does not always take a full hour and if you are done before your time is up please respect the lady and leave within your time limit.
  2. I love it when you clean your house and find a stash of money you forgot was hidden.
  3. Question: what do you eat with the world best burger? Answer: Spiderman, batman and superman.
  4. I have been thinking about that scenario also but was looking for a lady friend first.
  5. I have been to Sincity but I never owned a parrot.
  6. I think it's because you are very good looking that guys like to look at you. But honestly I believe it must be because you know who you are and imagine that everyone else knows. I have a friend that is a millionaire and he won't talk to anyone thinking that they will ask him for money, he is sure that everybody knows. We all have a bit of paranoia and this is what makes you feel that way. When I leave a ladies house I feel like everyone is looking at me and thinking "Wow look at that lucky guy, he just left her place, I wish I was him".
  7. I like how Pete is a pioneer in my eyes and I have much respect for his experience.
  8. It was the "Lido" a buddy of mine pass the bouncer through the front window one night 20 some years ago after he thought we were all englishmen from Ontario and he was stone out of his mind. He did not know we could speak french until it was too late.
  9. NotchJohnson

    Agree, sweet smile and great body!
  10. NotchJohnson

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    Beautiful little body on Bonnie.
  11. I like Lexy(with a "Y") as her profile say so well for all of her sexy album here on CERB.
  12. Congratulation Meg, 3000 post that is out of this world, loved all of them with your sense of humor.
  13. I realized why I broke up with my girlfriend 20 years ago, I found her video she had sent to me. Please someone tell me I did the right thing.
  14. E- is for Elongation, this I get when with a naked lady.
  15. I have revealed my private part on webcam but I have never drank champagne.
  16. I have snowboarded but I never went in a hot air balloon.
  17. I have seen a koala bear at the zoo but I have never held a snake in my arms.
  18. I like Megforfun sweet lips, both top and bottom ones.
  19. Congrats RG I love reading your post and enjoy your sense of humor.
  20. Way to go qwertyaccount and congrats on reaching 500 post.
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