NotchJohnson

Personal physical powers Accelerated healing. Ability to heal rapidly from any injury;. Can sometimes result in the slowing of aging. Duplication (physical). Ability to create physical duplicates of oneself. X-ray vision. Ability to see through solid matter. Superhuman senses. Ability to see, smell, taste, feel and/or hear more than a normal human. Mentality-based abilities Omniscience. Ability to know anything and everything. Innate capability. Ability to naturally have skills and/or knowledge typically earned through learning. ESP Empathy. Ability to read or sense the emotions and/or control the emotions or feelings of others. Physics or reality manipulation Time manipulation. Ability to affect the flow of time by slowing, accelerating, reversing, or stopping it.

It was in Montreal and I was so nervous(found her on CL), I call and make a meeting for 11am, she tells me to call her when I get to a gas station so to tell me what motel to meet her at. When I get there she says she is running a bit late and to wait, so I did. About 1/2 hr later I see this Cadillac SUV pull in with I'm sure is her and her pimp or bf. She calls me about 20 minutes later to confirm the motel, I show up and as I thought that SUV was there and the pimp was on is way out we shared looks. Now I'm not a little guy being 6'2" and 220 lbs not much scares me so I proceeded with my first meeting. I call back at the number, he answers(first time I talk with him) and tells me the room number where I can find the girl, now I knock on the door and no answer so i knock again and this guy answers the door and he was sleeping and he looked mad, now I'm mad. I call back to give the pimp shit and he says he gave me the wrong room number and now gives me the right number. I knock on the door and it is the girl I have seen on CL, so we have small talk and I ask if I can take a shower and then we can proceed, she agrees. After we are done about 45 min. I take another shower and as I come out of the shower I hear a knock on the door and the door opens within 2 seconds WTF I had another 5 minutes left in the hour so I tell him off and he says f^@k y@# you had over 1 hr and 15 with the girl you need to pay more. I'm a lover not a fighter but don't mess around with me I have a short temper so I told him to back off or thing would get ugly and she told him that it only been 1 hour. That situation almost made me quit hobbying but I checked here on Cerb and it has been smooth sailing since.

Well When I was looking at this post you already had 520, moving right along I see. Good job.LOL

If all of your comments are funny like everyone is saying I must have missed about 300 but the other 200 are hilarious. Keep them coming.

I with antlerman on this, where do one find this music on any radio station? I'm baffled.:confused:

While on holiday in Acapulco in 1990 I was in a beach bar and sat beside Kim Mitchell and we talked like normal strangers until people ran to us and asked for autographs. It was then that I asked him is name again and realized I was in company of a legend. Patio Lantern Easy to tame All we are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD_0lEXnc0Q

Congrats!! We love reading what you have to say and seeing your pics.

Work???? I know if you are stressed because of work you want to do the opposite but if I was to tell you work at something you enjoy, that is totally different, right? In my case I will go home and cut grass(12 acres) and trim trees and plant flowers or built a shed. In the winter months I will shovel snow and even go and do the neighbors driveway. For some its cleaning the house or a room in the house. I will keep from taking a beer or drink because it does not give proper way to solve some problem(stress).

Thanks Cato for starting this thread, I really enjoy reading how much fun you guys had that night.

I will join everyone saying that your pictures are very easy on the eyes and that your inputs on threads are greatly appreciated.:roll:

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."

A golden shower from who? Other players or was there girls involved in there?

Congrats to you Grasshopper for taking this course. I find the girl in the video to be quite flexible, I have not seen many like her.

Congrats on the 1000+ post WIT.

Nice reco of Korean Stephanie, she sounds great from your experience stanjohn.

I have lost my cherry at the age of 20 and miss it somewhat. It as been so long I don't remember what it was like before I lost it. I am the easy going type of guy and always ready to help out others, I have friends and family that come over and want to borrow tools and stuff let them have it. Now when I need those things I look and can't find them so I call everyone and I get blasted at by saying "Yes I took your things back" why do you call me for? It is in my nature to do so and I'm trying to change that. So yes I have lost many things in the past and I know I will never get them back.

So if I'm clear on this you close your eyes when you masturbate? Not that I need to know but just to make it clear to all.

I'm a handy man, I have a list of things to do all the time and it does include back and feet rub and scratching heads scalp.

Christy Hemme in wrestling

Cute amateur redhead wrestler...Lisa.