NotchJohnson

I will try to tell a little story that happen to me on CERB and concerns many people here indirectly. I have received a PM from a new member(lurker) last fall asking me in my opinion who was the best lady to see in Ottawa. I explained that everyone has different preferences and that he should read the recommendations section for Ottawa. He replied asking my opinion so I told him and he wanted more "options" from the SP so I guided him in the right direction. Now he makes 3 APPOINTMENTS with 3 different ladies at the same time and does not show up at any of them. I hear about it in chat and now I feel like shit giving this jerk my advice on girls to see.:ablow: This is why I was mad at "lurkers" in the first place and promised myself to never help one out again. If you have some post on here and ask me for any advice I will be happy to help out to the best of my knowledge. Thanks for your time T

If you feel like I was talking about you, this is how you feel. I personally think that if you have the amount of post as you do, you are not a lurker. What gets me is that I'm a very easy going type of guy and when I visit the chat room it is to "chat". Every now and then which as not been very much this year when I do visit the chat room and say hello to everyone and I mean personally and I do not get a response back or they just log out after I talk to them, this is just plain rude. My parents raised me to be honest, polite and fair, if someone says "hi" to me I will respond with "hello". If you do not wish to talk to anyone stay in your house and lock the door and disconnect the phone and the internet. my 2 cents

If I was to have every date the same it would be boring after a while but on average this is how I would like to see it happen. 1)Start with a hug and a kiss, and give me a chance to check you out. 2)If need be I might ask you if I can wash first, this will give you a chance to change into something more comfortable or you can come and join me but I prefer if you join me after our fun time. 3)Sit on a couch or bed get to know each other better. 4)If I start talking to much start kissing my lips and I will understand or I might even do it to you if I feel you are talking to much. 5)Lets enjoy each others company and play hard but safe 6)Lay down on the bed or floor or where ever we ended up but in each others arms and chat for a bit. 7)Take a shower ( I prefer to wash with you but I understand if you have other things to do ) 8)Dry each other up and get dress. 9)If time permits, talk a bit more and kiss and hug each other ( I love kissing and hugging ) 10)Final kiss goodbye until we see each other again. 11)Walk towards my vehicle with smile from ear to ear. 12)Write a reco. with all my memories. Keep in mind if I requested a certain attire to be worn this is done before I show up.

Twitter, Youtube and facebook are all joining together and they will call it, ready for this "You twitt face" lol

I second that.:sm185:

I wake up with a boner every morning and it is what I call a piss boner ( sorry for my straight approach to this matter ). I'm sure most women when they wake up in the morning go to the washroom and do their normal business of the day, men are the same way, after I have had my morning piss out of the way it(hard on) comes right back down unless I had been fuckin' all night. And in that case I have no choice then to sit down otherwise I will be spraying the walls. Very normal for any men to wake up with an erection. IMO

This is a close call for me but my vote goes to Alicia again this round guys.

All of her rec's are making me wish I could see her, so much work at the moment and not enough time. Thanks to PistolPete, OutForFun and Cato for the great rec's and thanks to Alannah for visiting our fair city, hope to see you next time.

I have been your shoes before (figure of speech) and have been burned like you in the past. I understand she is a reputable sp but this is unacceptable to cancel on the same client 3 times in a row and never with a real valuable reason (3 times). I understand what you went through but for some reason I would have taken the donation back after she offered it to you and might have even rescheduled with her and the third time this would have happened I would have taken that money and seen another lady. Case closed. Good luck spaceykca.

All in time. You can't rush into something that great. Damn that was supposed to be your Easter gift, I missed it again this year, hope you will forgive me Cato?:confused:

My favorite song of Queen is when it was with David Bowie in Under pressure.

Sorry I thought this was the brown shower thread.........my bad. Why did he have to go and do that? :confused:

Congrats Capitalman on your 1000 post. Keep up the great inputs and all the great reco. on these fine ladies here.:sm185:

Your story made me laugh out loud, even if I think it was rude of him to do so. I would have stopped at a gas station before and done my business there and then would have asked you if I could take a shower before beginning anything.

If I could not satisfy her sexually and she had to see someone else for that, I would understand but would prefer if she would not tell me the details of it. This is what I'm going through right now and I do not believe she feels the same way as I do.

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same" I found this cute

Since today we will have the new moon and this is a new start. PS. 13 is only bad luck if it falls on a Friday. PPS. I think you need to get laid.lol

I believe this is the way to go myself, advertise what you have to offer and the rate that goes with it.

Go Pete go, You have my vote for Ambassador of CERB.

My vote for the Hottest Celebrity Redhead Poll goes to Alicia Witt. She is so much hotter than Lindsay.

Wishing you a very happy birthday Ava.

I guess this thread was all crap anyway and like they say in french " Mange de la marde" or "Va chier"

What are you looking for in a bj do you want a bbbj,cbj, sloppy bj, sloppy cbj, with cim or cof or cob?:bjs: