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    Dude!!! That's freakin' hilarious! You rock!!!

     

    (I tried to give you some well-deserved points for that, but it said I had to spread them around... somebody give the man some more points! LOL)

     

    Old Angus was a man quite well built,

    He was a wonder to see in his kilt,

    But Beth never thought,

    That this magnificent Scot,

    Had a swordlength including the hilt.

     

    She frightenedly gasped,"I'm too wee!!!

    Your willy's too long, three foot three!!!"

    But Angus just smiled,

    And said, "No, my wee child,

    That's to scare off the English, you see."

     

    Then Angus removed this disguise,

    And revealed to Beth's waiting eyes,

    The source of his pride,

    That was nearly as wide,

    As one of Beth's creamy white thighs!!!!

     

    The sight of which, caused Beth a fright,

    "You'll no get that in me tonight!"

    And again Angus smiled,

    And said, "No, my wee child,

    It's no what you think at first sight."

     

    Now Beth was beginning to think,

    That Angus had a really wee dink,

    But she was soon to discover,

    That her new Gaelic lover,

    Had an ideal sized phallus, all pink.

     

    Then she wondered just what she had seen,

    And came to conclusion, obscene,

    She said, OH MY GOD!!!

    'Twas a lamb on your rod!!!!!"

    And her ivory skin turned pale green.

     

    But Angus could see this upset,

    And said to the lass, "Don't you fret!

    What you saw 'neath my kit,

    Was a wrap, freshly knit,

    Cuz the weather up here's cold and wet."

     

    And he quickly allayed all her fears,

    Then he looked at her face, wet with tears,

    And Beth said, " I'm an ass,

    Please forgive this wee lass?"

    And he said that he would, raising cheers.

     

    When nothing was left to be said,

    They forsook his tiny sized bed,

    And ran nude together,

    For a romp in the heather,

    In a glen near his family homestead.

     

    Well, they romped and they played for an hour,

    And Angus did quickly lose power,

    Though he came more than thrice,

    The thought of this vice,

    Had turned his mood really quite sour.

     

    So back to his home they did walk,

    With nary a word said, no talk.

    Until Beth did state,

    "For an hour, my rate,

    Is 400 for touching your cock."

     

    Old Angus paid Beth her due,

    And then sadly, he bid her adieu.

    But the tears in his eyes,

    Were not for thoughts of her sighs,

    But for the money he'd spent from his shoe.

     

    Oh Old Angus will not say a peep,

    But his secret we should never keep,

    When you make a CERB plan,

    Just be a CERB man,

    Don't prepare by fucking a sheep!!!!!scottish_sheep_hooker.jpg

  9. Posted

    Me too! In grade school music class we had to learn all of those songs - Mary Poppins, Sound of Music... I'm hesitant to admit just how many of those songs I still know by heart...

     

    "Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,

    If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious.

    SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!!!"

     

    Hehehe... I was raised on that stuff!

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    Happy birthday Nicolette! Hope you have an awesome one! :smile:

     

    Additional Comments:

    Ha ha ha! I just realized that we already wished Nicolette happy birthday yesterday! It was a pre-birthday happy birthday... oops, tee hee hee :oops:

     

    Well, whatever, here's another one from me Nicki - here's wishing a great-big-actually-on-your-birthday happy birthday!

     

    Welcome to the best decade of your life! :smile:

     

    Well, it was (and still is) for me anyhow... I have this nagging feeling though, that the next decade is going to be even better - and fifty - better still! Life just keeps getting better and better...

     

    Seems to me there's something about making it through that last day that makes the next such a pleasure!

     

    May you have many, many more wonderful and amazing tomorrows!

    :wink:

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