LeeRichards

Thanks guys ! It really did help a lot ! For those that PM'd too me a big thanks to you as well. It is now a work in process after some help from you folks :)

Well my good gracious dear ! I don't swear but dag nabbit if I did I would : Have sex every time I uttered such profanity :) You would perhaps be so gosh darn sexed out you will want to keep your clothes on ! Of course relapses perhaps can be frequent and this method deary can take 50 years of trying ;) Good luck !!

Well Mr Wrinkledintime. A shocker to the community here no doubt. I wish you nothing but the best my friend ! Obviously you have put a lot of thought into this decision and I wish you the absolute best. Unless of course you change your mind...Then I will wish you the best right here on Cerb another day.... Either way life goes on and as long as YOU are happy then that is what counts. For the record, I and many others have never been tired of hearing your voice and never will be. I enjoy hearing your voice from every angle of every post you make. Serious to helpful to fun and funny. It's all good ! You might be wrinkled big guy....but not wrinkled enough yet ;) you need more time to wrinkle properly in Cerbland !! Take Care Lee

A very relaxing and happy day. Helped out a friend. Helped out family. Awesome Cerbies helped me out on a website build and an unexpected phone call from an awesome lady :) Life is good !

Movie Marathon first Mr. Lonely then Live Free and Die Hard then Mr. Lucky then Kiss Kiss Bang Bang then Premature then 8 seconds then Up all night then Stamina then Blow then We cuddle and listen to music from Limp Bizkit

Hidy Ho Peeps I just officially kickstarted a new part time business this morning and made it official with the great big world out there. NOW ... I want to build a website with my own domain and also to build it myself. I have built a couple in the past for companies I worked for but they were free sites because they were cheap asses . The pop up ads annoyed me to be honest. Sooooo....I had been looking this morning on the web for a good building program and it dawned on me that there are a whole bunch of my Cerb friends here that are a wayyyyy smarter than me so I am asking for HELP !! Please !! For those that help me I promise I won't target you in any more of my jokes !! haha at least in 2012 ;) Thanks in advance for any help you folks give me and any others who are looking for a website design site. For the ladies who help me I bow to you and am giving you a virtual kiss hug and a squeeze on the bum ;) virtual till we meet at least ! For the fellas....well thanks ;) haha A virtual handshake And for you travelling ladies always remember the wise words of Confuscious "A man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok" Cheers :chug:and have a grrrrrrreat weekend folks !!! .

The Holy Grail

Goldmember ;)

Make sure after all of those free meals and deserts that you brush your teeth and floss ! You don't want to have onion breath and cake stuck in your teeth when you ask for a freebie or an SP to punch your card there !! Or....you can treat yourself on your birthday for those something special's :) Personally I would love one of these lovely ladies to help me celebrate my birthday....not pay for it ! But that is just me I guess.

Summer vacations are GOOD !!! Enjoy Katrine ! I envy you. And for God's sakes watch out for the Griswolds on their Summer Vacation ;) Never know where they may pop up.

Oh my !!!! I don't imagine you were able to eat that fella in one sitting ? ;)

A boobie hug for ya Notch ... see any fripples ? ;)

Welcome aboard the Cerb train. Have fun, be respectful and courteous and it will be a the best train ride ever. Lots of good and helpful people here. Many beautiful women just waiting to make you a happy man. There are also fun threads, helpful threads. People here care. Also there are way more boobies than this country boy can count ! I mean grrrrreat photo albums ;) haha

I was able to break away from work in the boonies to the big city and spend a most enjoyable evening with two awesome ladies ! Thanks girls...you rock !!! and I got to meet Royalty :) Yeah baby ! Perhaps the amazing time is the main contributor to my current state of sleeplessness and my lost battle to insomnia and it's triumph of mind over mattress ;) I don't typically smile frequently when I can't sleep.

Take care ! I always always enjoyed your posts from the day I joined this board ! Best wishes to you Spud and the new course you have charted in life !!!! Once again take care of yourself.

Funny Madison.....go get laid then big guy. That will cost you 180 drinks and several trips to a bar, a box of condoms if successful and if oops I don't have or need a condom then perhaps an STD or a "baby on board" ! Well if that doesn't work.....how about....."I am middle aged and don't look in the mirror anymore....I can't remember when I got laid last....can I get a seniors hobbyist discount?" ;)

Nice feel good post Amelia ! Yardwork in the morning. Then find something to do by the water. Fish, just go for a boat ride, go tubing or a round of golf perhaps. Then BBQ a big fat Ribeye for sup sup :) Then light a fire and watch the sun go down and share a cocktail and a laugh or 2 with friends or family. and I would luv to run through the sprinklers with Meg ;)

I am always asked what I like..... I do have my likes but I am very much a go with where the sutuation takes us... I do like to ask what you like and don't like however. Sooo many times you ladies are doing what you feel the guys want or have requested..... when I am in your company I want YOU to enjoy what you like too and makes you feel good and warm and fuzzy and stuff ;) I will try my best to make it an enjoyable date for you too. and I won't ask you to stand on your head....still chuckling about that one. and I wouldn't ask you when you are getting a real job....because if you didn't have a real job I wouldn't be laying there with a big smile and a woody and having a grande old time otherwise. My accountant has a real job too.....she stuffs a big bill up my ass..... as does my lawyer, plumber, electrician and Revenue Canada. My doctor has a real job....tries to shove his finger up my ass but I won't let him ;) You ladies make me SMILE :D Yay for you girls !! My friends in this bitch of a real world many days ! xox

Too bad you couldn't attend....you could tell jokes and be the music man too :) Two of your favorite threads Take care of Angela out in the boat there cause we need her back to organize the social....she can't swim but I guess she does have a pretty darn gorgeous pair of buoy's there ;) to keep her afloat Sooooo.....4 door prizes from your fishing trip this week perhaps..... a pickeral, a walleye, an Orleans red snapper and a "Cat" fish ;)

Last night I ran the bar for my cousins wedding. I hear a pretty young lady say to the bride: "OMG Your cousin behind the bar is hot and has the hottest ass for an old guy. How old is he anyways ?" The bride (my cousin) looked at me and mouthed "don't do it....her" hahahahahahaha My highlight is the first part of that comment ;) and I can't stop laughing about it.... I saw a lot of her throughout the night OMG and LIKE were the words of the night for her In my younger years meeting and listening to this girl talk I woulda said "Hmmm maybe I might get lucky here" Last night I was thinking "My good God....this girl needs shoulder pads" Perhaps I overserved her ??? She woulda been the star of the show "Square Pegs"

Very true Cat..... after reading your post I just had another peak at all of these beautiful ladies. I also realized I am a lucky fella..... I have had the pleasure of locking eyes with 4 of our Cerb ladies in this post which would make 8 eyes I suppose....and they are beautiful eyes !!! mmm hmmm Makeup not needed ! Perhaps after tomorrow I can say 5 ladies and 10 beautiful eyes :) I guess when I say locking eyes I mean my right eye.....my left eye is a wandering eye so it could perhaps be looking at your boobs at the same time ;) I have also had the pleasure of meeting one of the celebs on this post and she really does have amazing alluring eyes ! Gabrielle Union