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Someone comments a wish; and anyone can comment (just quote it) and corrupt it. I added a photo for an example; another example would be like: I wish I had a million dollars! -Granted but you can only spend it on bananas lol 😅❤️🍌

NOTE: Please try to make it fun and light hearted so try not to use really heavy and meaningful wishes (I know that can be hard and I actually had quite a hard time picking one myself.)

I’ll start with: I wish I could control the weather 😅❤️🌻☀️🌈

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2 hours ago, Rylee Love 069 said:

I’ll start with: I wish I could control the weather 😅❤️🌻☀️🌈

 

Granted! But only between the hours of 2am - 6am lol.

I wish I could fly!

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9 hours ago, lydiahardwood said:

Granted! But only between the hours of 2am - 6am lol.

I wish I could fly!

Granted. Landing is reaaaally going to hurt though. 

I wish for a harem of beautiful women.  

 

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13 minutes ago, Mikeyboy said:

Granted. Landing is reaaaally going to hurt though. 

I wish for a harem of beautiful women.  

 

Granted but they don't speak your language.

I wish that I could be in the Caribbean.

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But you have to wait 4 hours at the airport when you return to clear customs/immigration and get covid test.

 

I wish I could ride my motorcycle 12 months of the year.

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Granted but your gas tank only hold 1 liter of gas and it's very expensive...wait gas is already very expensive.

I wish to have a clone of myself who would do all my hard work so I could spend more time with sexy ladies.

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3 hours ago, NotchJohnson said:

Granted but your gas tank only hold 1 liter of gas and it's very expensive...wait gas is already very expensive.

I wish to have a clone of myself who would do all my hard work so I could spend more time with sexy ladies.

Granted,  but you do all the hard work and the clone spends time with the ladies.

 

I wish I live long but never get older

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9 hours ago, Steampunk said:

Granted,  but you do all the hard work and the clone spends time with the ladies.

 

I wish I live long but never get older

Granted but you remain a 1 year old boy that needs to be fed and changed diaper, you can't talk or walk.

 

I wish I could have a Lamborghini.

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1 hour ago, Greenteal said:

  Granted! But can only spend it at Arby's.

   I wish for an Omega Speedmaster watch.

Granted but it's a Chinese replica and the needles don't move.  On the bright side you will have the right time twice a day.

I wish a threesome with Asian twin models.

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20 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said:

Granted but it's a Chinese replica and the needles don't move.  On the bright side you will have the right time twice a day.

I wish a threesome with Asian twin models.

Granted but they’re conjoined 

(actually don’t think it would all bad 😝)

 

I wish I was young forever 😂 

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20 minutes ago, East Coast Kimmy said:

Granted but they’re conjoined 

(actually don’t think it would all bad 😝)

 

I wish I was young forever 😂 

Granted. But you live out the same day forever. 

 

I wish I was a dog. 

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1 hour ago, SarahAlexxx said:

 

I wish I was a dog. 

Granted.

But you have to spend three rest of your life in Paris Hilton's purse. 

 

I wish I could turn invisible

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15 minutes ago, Mikeyboy said:

Granted.

But you have to spend three rest of your life in Paris Hilton's purse. 

 

I wish I could turn invisible

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LMFAO. I don't think you realize how game for that I would be. 

Granted. You can only turn invisible when someone speaks to you. 

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Since the chain has sort of awkwardly stopped, I will restart it.

I wish -

Medicare includes companion-lover visits under the category of - Full Body Check up 😋

and after each visit, the companion-lover writes prescriptions stating: "next mandatory visit in 7 days or two weeks" 😛

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49 minutes ago, beesh said:

Since the chain has sort of awkwardly stopped, I will restart it.

I wish -

Medicare includes companion-lover visits under the category of - Full Body Check up 😋

and after each visit, the companion-lover writes prescriptions stating: "next mandatory visit in 7 days or two weeks" 😛

Granted.  But there is a 10-year wait list. 

 

I wish for X-ray vision

 

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1 hour ago, Mikeyboy said:

I wish for X-ray vision

Granted.

But will work only on men 😁

 

PS: I have ran out of wishes ... 🙃

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28 minutes ago, MelanieRose said:

Hmmm.. I wish I could find a family doctor 😁

Granted! (I assume you meant someone to PLAY doctor with right? ;) )

 

I wish for my own tropical island

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28 minutes ago, Mikeyboy said:

 

 

I wish for my own tropical island

Granted! but it’s North Sentinel Island  

 

I wish I had the ability to “control” time (fast forward, rewind, pause, slow, etc.) 

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