qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted October 3, 2011 "I'm going to my parent's house, do you want to come?" (This only works if she doesn't like your parents) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted October 5, 2011 lol... I don't sneak out and need to sneak, just like the Nike commercial "Just Do It " but I do like the one above excuse... "getting the oil changed" .. ;) a realistic reason/excuse :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted September 29, 2012 Going to home depot A sweetshay ad. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=102500&highlight=home+depot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted September 29, 2012 Going to home depot A sweetshay ad. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=102500&highlight=home+depot Funny...my incall is minutes away from a homedepot. Sometimes, tho, your SO may surprise you and ask to come along lol. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted September 29, 2012 Some of my clients make quite a few runs over to Home Depot. Just make sure you do have Home Depot bag with something in it, you keep in your trunk. Don't use the home Depot excuse. A regular of mine said this to his wife and she wanted to come along with him for once. LOL. Some of my regulars in my area say they're running out to the grocery store and they have time to come for a half hour. As someone who's been married, tell them something they have absolutely no interest in. For me it was anything to do with vehicles, oil changes, tools, going to the office during non-regular hours because they "forgot" something or visiting any idiotic buddies I really didn't care for. Just don't do anything that suddenly seems out of character. Some wives are in their own little worlds anyways and do their own thing. I was one of them. LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) Hmm ! Saying I am going for a Lube job might make some SOs suspicious! Edited September 29, 2012 by N***he**Ont**y Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted September 30, 2012 I agree that Home Depot is dangerous. 90% of the time she'll have no interest, but if she's been watching to much HGTV then you are in trouble. I have a variable work schedule, that frequently involves evening dinners with out of town guests. Sometimes those guests don't exist. Generally I prefer morning or afternoon encounters as it's easier to just slip away from the office, with no explanation. Once I said I was going out with a work group to celebrate a colleague's promotion. my SO had heard about this person, but they'd never met. Next day we ran into him downtown walking his dog. I had to introduce her and pray the topic of the night before didn't come up. I rushed her away from that conversation and was likely on the verge of being quite rude. Plan carefully! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goombah 498 Report post Posted September 30, 2012 Well dear, I'm off to the Casino, Have a great night. This also explains the withdrawals from the joint account. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted September 30, 2012 Well dear, I'm off to the Casino, Have a great night. This also explains the withdrawals from the joint account. I'd need to develop a gambling habit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted October 1, 2012 As a single person, I said something along the lines... I'm heading out, see you later 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted October 1, 2012 As a single person, I said something along the lines... I'm heading out, see you later I'm single as well, but when i pull that line, my cat looks at me funny... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted April 2, 2013 This was posted from another thread. But seems applicable :) The honest husband A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!". 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icebreaker 3938 Report post Posted April 2, 2013 Being single at this stage of my life one of the benefits is not having to sneak out of the house or worrying about coming in late after work. All I have to focus on is enjoying the company of the lovely lady. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted April 3, 2013 Emergency appendectomy!!! Back in two hours! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh start 17467 Report post Posted April 3, 2013 I just tell my wife I have a cure for the chronic headaches you get when I ask for sex. Ill be back later. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 3, 2013 I used to schedule morning business meetings in the city.....and skip the meeting part actually that was never really scheduled Now I prefer the method of starting up a new business that turned out to be busier than expected and now popping out to Ottawa on occasion or soon to be Edmonton....I need a plane would be handy and a pilot too of course would be good..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted April 3, 2013 I used to schedule morning business meetings in the city.....and skip the meeting part actually that was never really scheduled Now I prefer the method of starting up a new business that turned out to be busier than expected and now popping out to Ottawa on occasion or soon to be Edmonton....I need a plane would be handy and a pilot too of course would be good..... A pantless legal practitioner would also be helpful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted April 3, 2013 I'm always friskiest in the morning so I just run out from the office for a "morning meeting". However, as I get to travel somewhat often for work I partake of my hobby while on the road. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted June 10, 2013 You can get a bunch of guy's together to have a poker night, every thursday night. This can be a real card game, but guy's can use this as an excuse to get away and do other things, like see a escort :). The guy's can cover for each other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted June 10, 2013 Very carefully. ;-) Early meetings at the other end of town or during days off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted June 13, 2013 Irrespective of the looks my cat gives me in an attempt to guilt me, I walk (don't sneak) out with my head held high, a smile on my face and a great night follows The next morning when I get home my cat forgets I even left and everything back to normal in his world RG :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted June 13, 2013 I was dating when I started as a Massage provider, my excuse was I'll be late tonight I'm getting a facial. No lie, just the wrong kind from what he was thinking lol. Love love love facials! Shannon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Canuck 5347 Report post Posted June 13, 2013 Simple fact is I don't sneak around. I live my life the way I choose to and if I'm feeling like going to see a SP/MA I just go out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhantomKnight 7914 Report post Posted June 14, 2013 When I was healthier I usually only enjoyed my time with a lady when I was on a business trip. Or a surprise business to Toronto would happen and voila! God I love Toronto. Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted June 18, 2013 As a single dad of a teen, I don't have to do much sneaking. I just say I'm going out for a drive to clear my head. I might have been a bit too consistent about that: "Hey dad, you've been grumpy these days, why don't you go for a drive?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
