Jabba 18389 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 A few names of actual places that tickled my funnybone: Phuket (Thailand) U.S. Alabama: Bobo, Intercourse Alaska: Eek Arizona: Boneyard, Nothing, Why Arkansas: Beaver, Hooker, Toad Suck, Turkey Scratch California: Cabbage Patch, Dogtown, You Bet Colorado: Climax, Hygiene, No Name Florida: Howey-in-the-Hills, Niceville (ick) Georgia: Climax (seems to be popular), Cumming Illinois: Kickapoo, Roachtown (never did like Illinois) Indiana: Ballstown, French Lick Kentucky: Beaver Lick, Lick Fork, Paint Lick, Spring Lick (seems to be a pretty oral type of state). ...any other good ones? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Frostproof Florida (last 5 years they've had frost) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 A couple from Newfoundland that seem board appropriate: Come By Chance, Conception Bay and Dildo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 I know it's about places but the name Shithead- pronounced Sh-Theed Starts at 2:40Not for everyone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 A couple that I have passed thru over the years Intercourse, Pennsylvania Virginville, Pennsylvania Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soleil Sublime 38108 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 In high school, I knew a guy named Michael Hunt. Thing is, everyone called him Mike, always followed by his last name. Go ahead, try it. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoe Zee 13876 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Can't think of any names of places but of people: anita dyck anita ho harry peters harry dyck foreign/japanese: goya (a bitter melon) haato (heart) momo (peach) genki (happy) chikago (chicago??) aaannd funniest I think is Gary - means diarrhea in japanese, so if your name is Gary and you wonder why Japanese giggle when you pronounce your name.. well, that's why :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucken 1479 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, QC - between Edmundston and Riviere-du-Loup http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Louis-du-Ha!_Ha! Not bad, I just laugh every time I drive by there on my way out East. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Arizona- 'Nothing' Colorado- 'Climax' Kansas- 'Gross' Alberta- 'Sexsmith' Saskatchewan- has 'Climax' and 'Big Beaver' AND Pennsylvania- 'Beersville' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Here in Nova Scotia, we've got Shag Harbour on our south shore - home to the annual UFO Festival every August. (The community is named after a seabird - the shag, alias the cormorant.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki Thomas 23145 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Lol, back when I was in school, there was a kid in our class named Maxwell House - I always thought it was borderline child abuse to give your kid such an easy name to make fun of! Of course, it's better than naming your kid Adolf Hitler: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063487/Parents-named-children-Adolf-Hitler-Aryan-Nation-wont-receive-custody-newborn-son-Hons.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) Did it sound like this LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsuk6GiEN8 RG And to add to the list of unusual names Wawa, Ontario Moosonee, Ontario Moose Factory, Ontario Climax, Saskatchewan Bastard Township, Ontario Edited November 29, 2011 by r__m__g_uy just adding to the list Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba 18389 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Not really all about place names - I just started with that theme. If anyone has any names they regret or have parents they would like to have revenge upon....please share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EmilyRushton 253346 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 A couple from Newfoundland that seem board appropriate: Come By Chance, Conception Bay and Dildo. Must add Spread Eagle to the list of Newfoundland interesting places.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Blue Ball, Pennsylvania........what happened to the other one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Code Blue 3585 Report post Posted November 29, 2011 Lol, back when I was in school, there was a kid in our class named Maxwell House - I always thought it was borderline child abuse to give your kid such an easy name to make fun of![/url] One of the not so distant Lieutenant-Governors of NL is called Maxwell House. Another NL community: Gayside, changed its name to Baytona in the 70's; Little Heart's Delight and mustn't forget Dildo Run - nowhere near the other Dildo. We have a Dr. Nurse, a Nurse Head and not to forget the conversation-stopping Oral Head. Yes, my son, we have them all 'ere! CB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drlove 37202 Report post Posted November 30, 2011 Here's one - A few years ago, I was looking through the Yellow Pages in my area, and happened to come across a gent's name that happened to be - Homer Simpson!!! I kid you not!! I swear it's 100% true. Omg, I can't believe he actually had it listed; can you imagine the prank phone calls he must have gotten, or even the ordeal in trying to order a cab or a pizza?!?! LMFAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Un*****nL****r Report post Posted November 30, 2011 A few names of actual places that tickled my funnybone: Phuket (Thailand) U.S. Alabama: Bobo, Intercourse Alaska: Eek Arizona: Boneyard, Nothing, Why Arkansas: Beaver, Hooker, Toad Suck, Turkey Scratch California: Cabbage Patch, Dogtown, You Bet Colorado: Climax, Hygiene, No Name Florida: Howey-in-the-Hills, Niceville (ick) Georgia: Climax (seems to be popular), Cumming Illinois: Kickapoo, Roachtown (never did like Illinois) Indiana: Ballstown, French Lick Kentucky: Beaver Lick, Lick Fork, Paint Lick, Spring Lick (seems to be a pretty oral type of state). ...any other good ones? Penistone, UK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bcguy42 38594 Report post Posted November 30, 2011 Any discussion about unfortunate names will eventually get around to Fonda Dicks. She was a star high school girls basketball player from Moravia, Iowa, in the early '70s. She and I attended the same university at the same time. So facts: There is/was a Fonda Dicks. There is a person so named on LinkedIn. She married Randy Peters. Read about her, Nick Dicks and Muffy Cox here: Road Tips: Fonda Dicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KaceyKatzegeist 152 Report post Posted December 1, 2011 You have to go through Blue Balls to get to Intercourse, PA, too. ;) There's also Chicken, Alaska. They wanted to name the town Ptarmigan after the little birds that kept them going up there the first while, but thought people would make fun of their town ... Chicken is much better. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted December 1, 2011 Ok, so it's not a place, but a girl I went to high school with had the unfortunate last name "Hore." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted December 2, 2011 Twatt, Scotland Condom, France Fucking, Austria Muff, Ireland Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 2, 2011 I used to work at the airport in Toronto and had to deal with a number of clients from the far east. While you get a lot of "Chans" and "Zhengs" there are some real names that never ever considered the English language equivalent. Young guy from Hong Kong named Si Mei Wang (See my wang) Older lady from Hong Kong named Suk Mei Kok (do I really need to explain???) Pakistani kid with the name Anus Bhagg Thai guy with the name Mr. Kittiporn (just like it sounds) Lots of Vietnamese people named Phuoc U Older Chinese gent with the name Kok King but the best??? A guy from Macao named Ho Li Cao. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterfly Kisses 2301 Report post Posted December 2, 2011 I met a lady years ago who named her new daughter Iona. Here last name was Ferrari. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted December 2, 2011 Of course there is Jack Schit ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
