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Hahahaha, I refuse to call it that Steve :P but it is making me laugh like crazy. I wish I had a dick, it would be called "The Mad Monster" Google helped me find that movie title.

 

I bet yours would be a monster and I know it would be crazy mad. Ha ha

 

If you didn't like Shawshank what about some of my other suggestions?

 

 

Bullit

 

The Iron Giant

 

The Hobbit

 

(Incidentally in honor of being a Red Sox fan I thought about including the name Big Papi)

 

 

Fairly self explanatory:

 

Dick Tracy

 

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Ones popped into my head (no pun intended)

 

In order:

 

Better than Chocolate

The Big Lebowski

The Rock

Real Steel

Hard Candy

The Longest Yard

The Eye of the Serpent

 

And if I had a vagina:

 

Kingdom of Heaven

The Fifth Element

Million Dollar Baby - Play on the profession ;) (no offense intended)

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Jaws!

 

"Why Jaws?" you may ask? Because much like the Great White Shark....my dick was created perfect and has never had to evolve!

 

....Hey shut up! Stop laughing, guys!....allow me my illusions 'kay?

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"Great Expectations" There have been three versions. My dick would prefer to perform in the latest one with Helena Bonham Carter.

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How about "Easy Rider"

 

- a film from 1969, Staring Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson.

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Today I'm on business in the US... and not in Nevada so my poor little guy is without any legal companionship so hes....

 

Lost in America

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Mine I would call it Revenge of the Nerds.

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Interesting topic...

 

How about Nixon. He was a Dick after all.

 

The Last Samurai...Raging Bull

 

If I was Kermit it could be The Green Mile.

 

If I was out doing naked tanning Red Dragon... (ouch)

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Id go with fast and furious but must have been taken by now as im just noticing the thread. So id go with ...

 

Crank : HIGH VOLTAGE

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"I'm really happy that you enjoyed the idea and that so many participated."

 

Thankyou for suggesting the topic... Its been fun.

 

The dark night RISES

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The Rock,

It was just on TV

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